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    People (it's women) parking as close as possible to the door of places at all costs is a real societal issue. Just walk 30 yards, it's not hard ffs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd View Post
    People (it's women) parking as close as possible to the door of places at all costs is a real societal issue. Just walk 30 yards, it's not hard ffs.
    Yep. Trying to squeeze a massive SUV into the smallest and first space that they find is a real blight on society.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giggles View Post
    Just parked up having a coffee in a filling station and there’s easily more cunts can’t use a parking space properly than can. Parking right at the door, parking at the pumps and not using them, I just seen a cunt in an A7 park across two handicap spaces. Every one of them should be snipered as they walk out of the shop.
    I saw a massive old (ish) Bentley beached over two disabled spaces at the supermarket yesterday and was very tempted to take a pic.

    I would definitely be in favour of roving car crushers meting out summary justice for obnoxious parking.

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    There was a footballer, I can't bloody remember who, who admitted that when he lived in London he basically just parked where he liked and just paid all the fines - easier than finding parking or public transport. His wife did the same.

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    Cars are too big nowadays as well.

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    Ok boomer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by John Arne View Post
    There was a footballer, I can't bloody remember who, who admitted that when he lived in London he basically just parked where he liked and just paid all the fines - easier than finding parking or public transport. His wife did the same.
    Any offence for which the punishment is a fine is an offence that only exists for the poor.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    Any offence for which the punishment is a fine is an offence that only exists for the poor.
    Indeed. Should be some sort of means test.

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    They do sort of means test speeding fines don't they?

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    There is for court fines, but it's nowhere near what it should be. The bands are normally something like £100 - £1000, but the difference in income between a Universal Credit claimant and a City Banker is going to be worlds apart. Especially when the Universal Credit claimant would have to cut back on the food shop to afford the £100 and the Banker would just write off a grand as a business expense.

    Fuck you Kiko.

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    Brothers got to get his hovis.

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    Brovis before hovis, as they say

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    Kingsmill for this Kings meal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by John Arne View Post
    There was a footballer, I can't bloody remember who, who admitted that when he lived in London he basically just parked where he liked and just paid all the fines - easier than finding parking or public transport. His wife did the same.
    Balotelli did that in Manchester too.

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    John terry was the famous case iirc
    I'm a twit

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    Had no electricity since about 11 this morning (it’s 3:30 now). Reported it and they sent out people to have a look. Turned out it wasn’t isolated to us and was impacting about 20 houses.

    Get a reported fix time of 2:30 and when it hits that time we get a call that power is back on and it was ‘scheduled maintenance’. Bullshit. No warning, no notice and nothing on their website.

    Anyway the power never came back on so we reported it instantly and now they are saying “a downed power line” and est fix time of now.

    Why can’t they just be honest?


    Edit: and it just updated from a 3:30 fix to “reassessing condition”. Lovely.

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    People who ask questions at the end of a long day of webex / zoom training. Save them for an email for the trainer you selfish twats.

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    Absolutely, although simultaneously, I am disturbed by prolonged silences after a request for questions/comments on big calls.

    It really depends on the call and subject I guess, if the invitation is an empty one for questions right at the end of a simple training session, yep. If the progress of the call is designed around audience participation, hang whoever decided to do it as such instead of a nice continuous prose.

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    Standing in line for coffee next to half the Brisbane Lions squad really hits home at how short and bald I am...


    I felt like I was standing next to 15 Captain America's.
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    "My special power is Early Onset Dementia."

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    Some shitebag not slowing down on loose chippings did my windscreen this morning. I’m only lucky it passed its test last week.

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    Am I doing something wrong or can Apple TV really not remember where you left off in a show?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giggles View Post
    Am I doing something wrong or can Apple TV really not remember where you left off in a show?
    Never had any problems with that before. With Apple content or other stuff. What are you using?

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    I’m using the Apple TV+ app on my TV. If I leave an episode somewhere, when I go back on to the app the same episode will be shown as my ‘up next’ and always start from the beginning.

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    The smells coming out of my arse are almost worrying today. I spent a month or so being really sensible and boring, but had a mini relapse the last couple of days and it's like my body is protesting. It was just some bacon and mince and a few chocolates and biscuits, but it smells like when I'd had a large mixed kebab and 10 pints of guiness the night before. At least I haven't shat myself.

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    Your body is rewarding you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by igor_balis View Post
    The smells coming out of my arse are almost worrying today. I spent a month or so being really sensible and boring, but had a mini relapse the last couple of days and it's like my body is protesting. It was just some bacon and mince and a few chocolates and biscuits, but it smells like when I'd had a large mixed kebab and 10 pints of guiness the night before. At least I haven't shat myself.
    Yet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giggles View Post
    I’m using the Apple TV+ app on my TV. If I leave an episode somewhere, when I go back on to the app the same episode will be shown as my ‘up next’ and always start from the beginning.
    Weird. Is there a way to restart the app?

    What are you watching out of interest?

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    The second series of The Morning Show. It's not as bad in comparison to the first series as people had made out (so far, I'm on ep4). Outside that the only thing I watch on it is For All Mankind, though I may go back to series 2 of Ted Lasso over Christmas also.

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    Never got into The Morning Show. Think I went two episodes deep and felt that it was trying a bit too hard.

    Long Way Up / Round / Down is fantastic if you're into travelogue / adventure kinda show. Ewan McGregor and some other fella doing long distance trips on motorbikes. Top Gear specials without the scripting, challenges, and twats.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giggles View Post
    The second series of The Morning Show. It's not as bad in comparison to the first series as people had made out (so far, I'm on ep4). Outside that the only thing I watch on it is For All Mankind, though I may go back to series 2 of Ted Lasso over Christmas also.
    It's a bit of a mess really. The story and acting is all over the place. (I don't think the first one is that high a standard either)

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    For some reason I detest Jennifer Aniston. Not sure why.

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    Leave Jennifer Aniston alone. She has aged better than Courtney Cox.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lofty View Post
    Leave Jennifer Aniston alone. She has aged better than Courtney Cox.
    She’s fair ropey in this new series. Injecting and tucking can only go so far I suppose.

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    I'm sure she'd look a million times better if she hadn't as well.

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    Her top lip would anyway. Though she’s still in some shape in fairness to her.

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    Monica Bellucci still the GOAT.

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    No-one is looking better than Elvira does at 70.

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    The barbers I go to opens 7.30 Saturdays, I thought I was being well clever arriving at 7.15 to have a fag and wait at the front. Already 4 blokes waiting. What? It's a bit like when people camp out at the front of a gig venue to get to the front, except in a dark deserted town centre.

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    I wanna be like fuck off you losers but I'm obviously part of the problem.

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    The same problem at mine, any day of the week is a risk. People just want to get it done and get on with their day.

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    Me, Jimmy and Foe right now.


    #BaldLyfe

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    Queenslander.

    If you're going to a barbers that doesn't have a booking system you're doing it wrong.

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    Being up and out at 7am on a Saturday =

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raoul Duke View Post
    Being up and out at 7am on a Saturday =
    Nah it’s class. Beating the queues in the shops (before covid meant I just order everything) is a sensational start to a weekend.
    I'm a twit

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    Yep it’s the only way to go. I was home from 3 different supermarkets by a quarter past 9 this morning. It’ll be pandemonium later on in there.

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    Why are you shopping in 3 Supermarkets? I thought only my in-laws did that.

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    3 Supermarkets, 2 Masks, 1 Ireland.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    Why are you shopping in 3 Supermarkets? I thought only my in-laws did that.
    Each one didn’t have all the things I required.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Manc View Post
    3 Supermarkets, 2 Masks, 1 Ireland.
    1 mask, not working.

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