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    Damon Hill's been blasted on twitter for mentioning Schumacher again in the wake of FIA's decision today. It got me thinking. He's really the only driver in the history of the sport that's been a legitimately dirty driver, right? I would probably put Senna on notice for the attempted murder At Suzuka but that's really been it.

    As for the Mercedes appeal, I didn't expect FIA to punish Verstappen retrospectively. Intent's still kinda hard to prove and nobody was taken out.

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    You'd think Hill would get over it at some stage. That's like the small time shit we get up to.

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    If you took away the insecurity and pettiness, there's nothing of Damon left. His life is a phenomenal story but he knows it could've been so much better.

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    I'd say Piquet and Senna could be argued to be dirty at times. Before about 1990 it was mostly too dangerous to be able to get up to any of that shit. Verstappen is quite dirty.

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    In general I do not care a bit about who's wing is scuffed, scratched, or scored but Red Bull threatening to report Mercedes while obviously running a wing that is designed to fail is peak F1.

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    This really sounds like Red Bill are clutching at straws unless there’s something really more definitive we haven’t seen.

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    This circuit looks like a bit of a racing stinker for me (far better for bikes with the flowing corners) but with that pit entry I doubt the undercut will be decisive either.

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    How has Perez managed to miss Q3?

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    Should probably check his rear wing.

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    On the quicker tyre too #JusticeforAlbon

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    Tom McQuillin: The fact Verstappen is leading that championship in that Red Bull is a miracle… Sergio Perez is showing that in the hands of an average driver it’s a middle of the pack car and has been all season. Verstappen doesn’t get anywhere near enough credit for how good he’s been.
    He's won a race this year, Tom.

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    That's the sort of wank trotted out by people who will twist any logic to prove that Lewis Hamilton is actually shit at driving. Imagine the pain they must have felt at those 101 chequered flags.

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    Verstappen will be raging that Bottas was so shite.

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    Yup, the plan will be for Bottas to follow Hamilton into T1 and shut Verstappen out.

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    I noticed in Brazil that Hamliton was fellating Bottas on the radio at every opportunity, he doesn't miss a trick does he.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Disco View Post
    Yup, the plan will be for Bottas to follow Hamilton into T1 and shut Verstappen out.
    If he gets any sort of start Verstappen will be 'hard racing' right through the racing line in turn 1.

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    I would love one of these journalists to ask upon hearing the ‘by coming here we can influence change in the region’ with ‘would you be here if it wasn’t for all the money?

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    Max summoned to the stewards for failing to slow under double waved yellows. These are usually a slam dunk too, so I expect maybe a 3 place drop?

    Him doing the F1 version of sarcastically clapping the referee might come back to bite him a bit.

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    I'm going to guess that was for when Ghasly was slowing as the rest were on their flyers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gray Fox View Post
    Max summoned to the stewards for failing to slow under double waved yellows. These are usually a slam dunk too, so I expect maybe a 3 place drop?

    Him doing the F1 version of sarcastically clapping the referee might come back to bite him a bit.
    Were there actually waved yellows though? It showed on screen as yellows in sector 3, then green, and the commentators didn't seem to think it was under yellows when Bottas and Verstappen came through (whoever was in front of Bottas clearly lifted and became a bit of a roadblock) as Gasly was over to the side of the pitwall. I doubt anything will be done as he didn't improve his position, even if he did improve his time.

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    I thought it was odd that he improved his time while Gasly was crawling along the pit straight. What did he get in Mexico 2019, 3 place penalty or have the lap deleted? Crucial difference.

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    Lap deletion tends to be for when a part is non conforming or not enough fuel for example.

    I suspect it’s a 3 place drop for this one.

    @Niko that’ll be the debate then. If he’s improved his time with double waves yellows in a sector he was also in, a penalty will be coming. If did look like Gasly was right at the finish line.

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    He might have done it deliberately to get dropped to 5th and get the start tow, as well as removing it from Bottas. Galaxy brain

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    He'd still comfortably get 3rd from there you'd think, but it'd allow Hamilton to drive Bottas away with the tow.

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    Bottas and Sainz summoned now also.

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    Drop them all down and get Yuki up front.

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    Bottas was clearly going for it and only didn't improve his time because either the lap was poor anyway, or he had to swerve around a pootler on the final straight/at the line. Makes me think the yellows weren't clear, but, at the same time, is probably easier for the stewards to impose penalties on several cars than just on Verstappen.

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    Hamilton got a penalty at Monza for entering a closed pit lane when replays showed he only saw one marshalls board telling him so before he got there.

    Stewards will have their on board feeds. If they saw a yellow/double yellow in front of them and still did a good qualy time, you better believe that's a paddlin'

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    The pace difference seems to have swung wildly back in Mercedes favour, if Hamilton rolls through the last few races with ease to take an 8th title they'll be crying into their stroopwafels.

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    I suspect that knowing Lewis had a big deficit to make up and needing to maybe take a risk, the mode they’ve set this new engine on is quite high. They only needed it for 4 races after all.

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    And they have the old engine as a spare if it pops.

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    5 place drop for Max.

    You’d imagine the same for the others.

    Edit: Bottas a 3 place drop, Sainz still pending.

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    Horner is seething at the minute.

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    Karen Horner has gone full “it was a rogue Marshall waving a flag without authorisation “

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    *Images surface of Toto Wolff in rogue marshall garb.*

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    I love the absurdity of Gasly exploding all over the place, causing yellow flags and then ending up on the front row as a result. I know it's safety but it's ridiculously harsh on the drivers really.

    Fuck David Beckham, honestly. Is he still seething about not being knighted?

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    Like, they don't get the likes of these wrong. Shed loads of camera angles and clear rules so they can have fuck all to comlain about.

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    Sky really need to let that Brazil incident go. There's been no action and their driver won anyway, yet they're flogging it to bits a weekend later.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd View Post
    I love the absurdity of Gasly exploding all over the place, causing yellow flags and then ending up on the front row as a result. I know it's safety but it's ridiculously harsh on the drivers really.
    Aye. It also renders the race a bit of a dud on the face of it. Maybe Gasly has a further role to play though as the turn 1 torpedo. Bets on how long Verstappen stays behind Bottas? Zero corners?

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    Might have a wee punt on someone getting their 33rd F1 win today. 80/1!

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    Alonso, Vettel, or Raikkonen?

    EDIT - Bottas?

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    Hamilton surrounded by soft tyre runners who give zero fucks for his title aspirations.

    This will be a lot tighter into T1 than it may seem.

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    Norris win for the bantz.

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    I remember long ago another starry night like this
    In the firelight Fernando


    P1 before T1?

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    That’s that then.

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    lol at that puke-worthy couple of laps, and lol at Bottas.

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    Nah, Verstappen might decide a one-stopper.

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    Seems as if they had a point when they said the odd numbered sides of the grid is where you wanted to be.

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    I really can't see undercut being in play with this pit lane. 2.5 seconds max.

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    They reckon someone could bin it in the pit lane entry too.
    10 laps and the top 2 have a pit stop over everyone up to 4th. Crazy pace.

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