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    Won the Old Board Lewis's Avatar
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    Life expectancy can't have gone up that much since the one in three days, so I'm going with NHS scam. I was talking about the periodic meningitis scares we used to get at school the other day, and nobody at work remembered them. They were a massive thing, right? With the tumbler test, and GMTV reporting kids dying of it before I went to school. I can't have imagined them.

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    Yeah, we definitely used to get those. What happened to them?

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    I'm sure we only got ours because a student died of it.

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    Meningococcal was thing when I was at school.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    1 in 2 people have cancer at some point in their life, they don't all die.
    Wanna apologise, sweetheart?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lewis View Post
    It was one in three before. What happened there?
    Not enough plant based eaters and too many meat eaters. There I've said it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dquincy View Post
    Wanna apologise, sweetheart?
    For what? I don't think I gave it to them.
    Last edited by Spikey M; 13-09-2021 at 05:48 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dquincy View Post
    Wanna apologise, sweetheart?
    1 in 2 people who die doing so from cancer is absolutely not the same as "1 in 2 people are currently dying from cancer". For what you said to be true there would need to be 35m people in the UK currently dying from cancer.

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    I thought he was getting at the "1 in 2 UK people will be diagnosed with cancer in their lifetime" stat, but fuck knows.

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    I expect he was and got in a muddle.

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    The reason the meningitis things that were big when we were kids aren't now is because of vaccines. I've never seen a meningococcal septicaemia in nearly two years of paediatrics.

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    2 in 2 people are currently dying, some more quickly than others.

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    Facht

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    For what? I don't think I gave it to them.
    Apology accepted.

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    Lockdown, originally due to end on the 15th, has been extended to the end of the month.

    This is miserable.

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    Is most of South East Asia in lockdown JA? Vaccine rollout there give any sort of timetable to get out?

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    Thailand and Vietnam pretty fucked. Vietnam is at about 5% vaccinated. There's just not enough vaccines. Government are begging for countries to donate. The north (Hanoi) basically has it under control, but it had time to spread here in the south. 10,000 cases per day, strict lockdown, military still on streets, 6pm curfew.

    Gov have indicted Jan 15th 2022 to return to "normality".

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    Is it the variant transmissibility that's fucking you? 10,000 cases per day sounds like a fuckton more than you were dealing with last year.

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    10,000 isn't a lot grand scheme of things, but the Gov did such a shit job preparing for this, they have to stop it spreading.

    Vietnam was one of the countries who originally managed it well. We closed borders asap and the whole of last year was like 2,000 cases. Then, in April this year, Delta arrived and now we're at 600,000. Gov thought they had won, and sat on the arse doing fuck all last year.

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    That sucks.

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    His stay in the Gulag for saying all that will be worse.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    His stay in the Gulag for saying all that will be worse.
    They can't even correctly record vaccines that have been given onto the app they've asked/demanded everybody download - I reckon I'm safe (for now).

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    Brutal.

    The NSW Liberal Party are completely fucked.


    Canterbury-Bankstown is also NSW's most populous LGA, home to 370,000 people.

    The Mayor has called for curfews to be scrapped and local outdoor pools to be reopened.

    He said local residents were "sick and tired" of helicopters flying overhead and the additional police presence on the streets.

    https://www.abc.net.au/news/2021-09-...JizJhgKHPtM1uE

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    #nguyening?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 7om View Post
    #nguyening?
    Not anymore.

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    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-58590187

    I lolled all the way through this, mainly for the insane policies being enacted, but it peaked when I got to the health minister 'Roberto Speranza'. Minister, we have two hopes...

    Teste sono andate, or something.

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    I went to a trade show yesterday that required PROOF OF VACCINATION, which meant downloading the cursed app and that, and then they never even asked for it the wankers. Deleted. It's over. I'm not having any 'booster jabs' either like some beta.

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    Likewise, when I went to the golf last week I got a thousand sternly worded warnings about bringing my covid pass, and no one on the gate even thought about asking for it. It must be a box ticking exercise.

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    When 80% of adults are covered, is there really any point to spending that time checking?

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    Watching Question Time and they actually have those perspex dividers between panellists.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yevrah View Post
    Watching Question Time and they actually have those perspex dividers between panellists.
    It seems if one cunt anywhere in your organisation is a complete bed wetter the whole company suffers for it.

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    My condolences to your colleagues.

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    Old people are just wrong about everything. We need to stop asking them questions.

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    Next weekend if you're near the start of the week, t'weekend if you're near the end.

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    Add Kiko to the list of people we don't take opinions please Admin.

    "This weekend" is the end of the week you are in.

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    Not if it's Monday.

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    Some deviants also say "on the weekend" instead of the obviously better "at the weekend".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kikó View Post
    Not if it's Monday.
    N'ah, not a chance. From Monday onwards, "this weekend" refers to the end of that week, "next weekend" the weekend after that.

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    What about the weekend coming?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kikó View Post
    What about the weekend coming?
    You mean, this weekend?

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    *checks date*
    Yes, on the weekend coming.

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    https://www.theguardian.com/world/20...viously-feared

    Stfu and get them jabbed. From 6 month and above, pls.

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    Starting from this weekend or next weekend?

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    Penultimate weekend coming next.

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    Had my flu jab this morning.
    I'm a twit

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    I just referred to something that might be happening tomorrow as being this weekend?

    Did I get it right?

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    Yes, yes you did.

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    Depends if he meant this weekend or the penultimate weekend prior to next last.

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    Numberwang?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kikó View Post
    Next weekend if you're near the start of the week, t'weekend if you're near the end.
    So if someone says "this weekend" on a Monday, what are they referring to under your ruleset?

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