We might have had a royal thread before but the stuff coming out from his book is batshit so may aswell give him a new thread.
Possibly mistranslated from the spanish leaks but so far the highlights are:
Killed 25 in Afghan
Took cocaine
Shagged Meghan next to a box of his mum's hair and thanked it when they got pregnant
Made his chauffeur repeatedly speed through the tunnel his ma died in
Bit weird.