Just sent her a pick of my dick.
Just sent her a pick of my dick.
Get her rifled.
Sounds like she's become an MLM hun, but instead of selling wellness oils and avocado candles, she's selling her arsehole. The question is, does she want you to buy her arsehole, or does she want to pimp out yours for 10% of what you make. Either way, make a thread.
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Originally Posted by Spikey M
Mate, if you saw her arsehole, you wouldn't want some of that. An old stretched chocolate ring doughnut.
Lovely lady though.
Just going to google MLM.
Multi Level Marketing. Pyramid schemes, basically. You know the type. Single mums selling wax melts, essential oils, diet supplements, etc. But none of them actually make any money unless they bought in early and recruit a load of boss babes.
Mate, if you saw her arsehole, you wouldn't want some of that. An old stretched chocolate ring doughnut.
Lovely lady though.
Just going to google MLM.
Ah, thought it was a sex reference for some reason.
This does explain why she was all dressed up at work and had a half day last week. They go to hotels apparently.
She is going to take you to a hotel on a half day and it'll turn out she actually likes shagging all of her new men at the same time.
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Had to run an errand in town earlier. A UK city centre on a Saturday in December is the worst conceivable place.
They're not great at any time of year, but yeah. There's a convergence of the usually horrendous architecture/city planning, the ubiquitous brand names and lack of originality, and blind consumer desperation of many of the people present that make it a thoroughly depressing experience, and needlessly so.
I don't know if I just notice it now, whether I'm just less patient, or everywhere is still trying to run on pandemic staffing, but everywhere and everything seems to be stupidly busy on weekends now. Probably a bit of everything seeing as I was in Tesco earlier and the queues for six deep for the half of the tills they actually had open.
It's the pandemic staffing. A lot of management telling themselves fairy stories.
Just put the tree up. Kitten is not really interested. Now for the decorations...
Pictures of the kitten please.
Went to our Xmas market just now (the biggest in the Netherlands apparently), was great. Went into the town hall saw a brass band play some Xmas tunes and then bought a waffle with Nutella on it
Love a bit of brass.
Dutch brass
Taz loves a bit of sausage.
Agreed. You've not lived until you've experienced an attractive 'lady' slapping her dick up against the glass.Dutch brass
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-63917114
The cunts are coming back.
Maybe don't pick the song about a famine.
Have I suddenly become a tart, or is using a song about an actual famine as the basis for your annual zany sausage roll song crossing a bit of a line?
EDIT: As above, good to see not.
"Food Banks clo-ooooosed,
they've run out of donations!
Sausage ro-ooooolls
Not even got vegan ones!
Poor Rudooooolph,
Can't afford to light his nose this year....."
Give my my fucking MOBO.
It's going to -6 tonight. I better bring the beer in before they shatter.
Get your butler to do it.
I'd rather get your mum to do it.
Lovely stuff.
Left my coat in a pub in Liverpool during my Christmas do but just got it back. Also had my two car keys and house keys in the pocket, my work ID to get in work and my scarf. Plus it’s a limited edition coat. God bless!
Honestly wouldn’t recommend Golf Fang, cos 18 holes is too many when you’re clearly there for a sesh. We sacked it off after 13. Still got a pic of me licking a dildo, at least.
Baltic market is just okay, nothing amazing.
I'm a twit
https://www.bbc.co.uk/food/articles/..._dinner_budget
All that bullshit and they could have just said 'make a paella'.
In all seriousness, though, that starter looks like something out of my 70s nightmares.
Girlfriend's uncles and cousins are organising a five-a-side game for Boxing day. Given my current cardio levels, and barring some sort of HGH fuelled two week training camp, that's my Christmas ruined.
Go in goal big boy.
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He's destroyed the tree.
Is the Mrs a vegan or just a gluten nonce?
The cat won't be smirking when Magic encourages his lass to crush it in some heels.
I just ate stollen. Absolutely sensational.
Sounds like a shit panetonne. Bought some luxury one of the latter from Waitrose the other day and the cunts had put some solidified coating of sugar shit all over the top of it. Had to be binned and may have put me off panetonne for a long time.
Allergic to gluten nonce.
Panettone, stollen... All of this foreign muck wants banishing back to the continent along with their racist Christmas characters and festive anti-Semitism. Aldi and Lidl shut down if necessary.
It's good shit.
We've got the panettone and gran pandoro ready for Christmas. It's ok though because I live on the continent with the foreigns.
Pear & Chocolate panettone is the one I go for.
Stollen is disgusting. It has the worst foods in it - dried fruit and marzipan.
Those smoked paprika mini chedars are shit. 30% less fat is not a good thing and no amount of paprika can mask that.
Made for each other.
Off the top of my head all of their alternative flavours are worse than the originals. The crinkly ones pulled it off, but they aren't really Mini Cheddars to begin with.
Branston Pickle were great before they inexplicably ditched them.
Big fan of that cat. Top work.
They were magic.
He's a Bengal mix.
It's just a cat.
A shit one at that.
Working on Christmas Eve should be illegal for fuck sake.
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