Did banknotes rain down on the pitch as the goals went in?
Did banknotes rain down on the pitch as the goals went in?
https://www.theguardian.com/football...y-than-caicedo
Good piece by Duerden on why the white man's time is up, favela fucks are worthless and Liverpool are going to take the title.
All it took was a 30yo panty sniffer. Big tings.
Still obsessed.
Why are they playing friendlies during the season?
Cause they're obsessed with Burnley.
Because pre season was crap and they're having behind closed door games with teams to bring fitness up for the squad. Same reason Burnley are.
Well, Burnley didn’t have a game at the weekend so makes sense for them to do it. I presume it wasn’t 1st teamers, mind
This was the United starting 11:
It's just getting some minutes to those who need fitness.
Radek Vitek
Marc Jurado
Teden Mengi
Jonny Evans
Alvaro Fernandez
Donny van de Beek
Scott McTominay
Hannibal Mejbri
Facundo Pellestri
Anthony Martial
Omari Forson
What would be the point of giving any of those players minutes?
McTominay needs minutes to validate his fume when he isn't brought on next match.
Given everybody is now a fan of Asian footy... here is the draw for the Asian Champions League group stage.
Neymar faces a daunting trip to Mumbai, poor sodBenzema has a jolly to Baghdad and Ronaldo to Duhsanbe
West
East
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All the Chinese teams sound like Chinese knockoffs of the old Chinese teams.
Aye, proper PES naming conventions. Wuhan Three Towns
In further bad news for Everton, their investment they got lined up over the summer with MSP Capital has fallen through. They're really going to need Wolves, Sheffield and Luton to outshit them.
How does five groups of four work in any conceivable way to get 8 teams through from each side of the playoff tree?
Add Enciso and Luke Shaw to the list of players with a decent length injury on the back of the American football pitches and/or meaningless air mileage. It can’t be a coincidence at this point
While I do love the idea of blaming America for everything, could the fact that all these players have basically played pretty much non stop football with no longer than a 3-4 week break since COVID also be a factor.
Yeah, this was brought up by the players when they decided to take away their non-World Cup / Euro's summer breaks, but everyone just said "AWWWW POOR BABY CAN'T COPE ON Ł56739483 PER WEEK! NONE OF THE REST OF US GET THE SUMMER OFF LADS. GO BE TEACHERS IF YOU WANT!" and lol'd them in to silence.
But, to coin a Phonicsism, It's almost like being rich doesn't prevent fatigue.
They're still getting paid when they're injured.
I'm a twit
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/66612570
I am fucking OUTRAGED. With those two points we would have finished 11th rather than 12th, the whole morale of the club would be completely different, Todd Boehly would have a much less concerning hairdo, etc etc.
Honestly, that result may have changed a lot. I don’t think Tuchel goes if he starts the season 6/6 as I doubt he loses to Leeds in the way he does if they beat Spurs
Probably for the best anyway, Tuchel was a wrecking ball after his missus left him
It's Friday night and I have to watch Chelsea 0-1 Luton. Fuck's sake.
I've been running through Seinfeld again of late so I might just stick on a few more episodes of that instead, we're basically run by George Costanza anyway.
5-0. Nico Jackson to score 2 or 3.
Jackson, Sterling and Chilwell seem the only ones capable of scoring from that shitfest of a team but Luton's shitness can't be dismissed.
Hows it holding up for you? I basically watch it through on near repeat. I absolutelyOriginally Posted by Jimmy Floyd
Love it.
Silva header and morris pen would be lovely please. Fantasy drafted a bloody Luton player. So need some excitement.
1-1 all over that.
Timeless.
Definitely the type of game Gallagher inflates his stats ala Mason Mount
Poch has turned Sterling into his Liverpool days. Just keeps taking players on time and time again. V refreshing
What I will say for Jackson is that we are now shit enough that a Jonny Walters style run-around-a-lot forward who is not expected to score goals is the order of the day, and he's fulfilling that role well so far.
Can’t wait for the day Silva fucks off so Colwill can go back to centre half and Chilwell away from left wing
Quite a solid performance here against Bedfordshire's very best soccermen. Issues include depth in attack, Caicedo/Fernandez needs a dynamic (and taller) third, and you can just tell the goalkeeper is shit.
Missing Nkunku so much in behind Jackson. Chukwuemeka too as there’s no natural ‘10’ now. Presume Daddy Boehly will be lining one up as we speak
Is it just me being old and wildly out of touch that finds this whole Spanish FA guy kissing story a bit bizarre? Given the reaction you'd be forgiven for thinking he'd given her the full Donald J Trump "grab her in the etc" treatment.
Necking someone you don’t have any relationship with is v weird, yes.
Yeah, but he didn't do that, did he?
I for one am all for the traditional continental kissy kissy greeting being outlawed on sexual harassment/equality grounds, so hopefully the outrage spreads that far.
I've seen passionate mediterranean men act a lot worse than that. When it wasn't a euphoric once in a lifetime 'event'. But simply because it was an 'event' with women around.
I don't believe they've ever been pulled up about it, but then again, they're not in the public eye.
Went to see Southend tonight (following a 10 point deduction earlier this week) and it was... interesting.
Bellingham at it again.
That midfield 3 of him, Rice and Gallagher and him being told to sit when Gallagher goes by Gazza in a fortnight's time
I smell a Southend 3 thread brewing.
Could you go again and cause an actual tuit or something? I'd really appreciate the material.
I'm going to the next home game and I am open to doing so, however, I have no idea what a tuit is? Would streaking suffice?
Google says it's a Dutch word for a nozzle fitted to a narrow pipe. I don't think that's what he's after. Unless he means a Vuvuzela.
This kissgate thing in Spain has been terrific entertainment, the very definition of how to win a World Cup.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/66626410
"The evidence is conclusive," it said. "Mr President has not lied."In its statement, the RFEF provided four images of Hermoso's embrace with Rubiales, with an analysis of each, which it claims demonstrates that she applied the force to lift Rubiales' feet off the ground.
It is absolutely mental. His job was dead the second he did it, but he may have been able to salvage some form of career by apologising and passing it off as sheer emotion and pride. Instead he's doubling down and saying it was consensual... mate. Come on.
He's a proper wrongun.
In an age of an apology not really achieving much (as the Twitter court has already decided) I have to say I'm very much enjoying his doubling down and the apoplectic rage it's causing.
I dunno, it's Spain. Definite non-zero probability he can pull it off.
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