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  • But it will all be womens football when the BLOODY WOKES get their hands on it!!1

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  • April Fools' day pranks are shit, with this excellent exception

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  • April Fools' day pranks are shit even when knowingly so, Welby, you berk

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  • Turtle (but, like, a fooled one)

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    This is the last game I expected to be 4-3 with 20 mins left

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    Wolves are dogshit.

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    I see Billy Gilmour finally started a game for Brighton and he gets MOTM in a 6-0 win. Stocks are rising again.

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    Getting absolutely donned by a midfield of Gross and Gilmour raises questions of whoever Wolves had playing there. Neves?

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    Forest.

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    Here is your final Gateshead update of the season. They sign off with a 4-0 win over Maidenhead. A 14th placed finish is alright for their first year back in the National League.

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    What's that, another penalty for City?

    Cracking finish by Sid Viscious.

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    My hometown side Taunton finished 14th in their first-ever NLS season. Quality stuff. Annoyingly though, my local side Dulwich got relegated in the final day of the season so that’s one away I’m not going to have next season.

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    My local side Walton & Hersham, after years in the doldrums, now have a weird consortium and loads of money behind them and have a playoff final today against 'Hanworth Villa' which is a 2,000 sell out. That's in the Isthmian South. In the North, the runaway league winners were 'Hashtag United'. Game very much gone.

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    My local side Hitchin Town FC have, as usual, finished mid-table in the 7th of football.

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    That was our last winable game. Doon.

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    Same league as above, Guernsey [15th/40 points] signed off with a 6-0 defeat against already relegated Bedfont Sports, who were the team they vied with for promotion out of [some part of] the combined counties league when they first started up years ago I think.

    How do the play-offs work then? W&H finished second, Hanworth Villa 4th. 21 point difference. Yikes.

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    Man Utd's shit on a stick football and relentless timewasting yielding another result. The cup final and next season's failures are going to be top.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Don View Post
    Man Utd's shit on a stick football and relentless timewasting yielding another result. The cup final and next season's failures are going to be top.
    Cry a bit more.

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    Listening to the Southampton commentary and, bless 'em, BBC Radio Solent are at their wits end.

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    Napoli can wrap up the league today and its now 1-1. Just conceded with 5 minutes left.

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    The chase for 4th in that league looks pretty tasty. Inter beat Lazio earlier so they could still yet be pulled into it

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    In the space of 2 minutes of stoppage time, Shaw, Antony, Casemiro, Bruno and Malacia all lost their heads on separate occasions and almost conceded as a result. The mentality of these gyppos is unmatched.
    Last edited by Don; 30-04-2023 at 03:05 PM.

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    Your composure has been lost since about November.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magic View Post
    That was our last winable game. Doon.
    I don't even want to think about what Man City are going to do to us next week. If the season was a boxing match I would throw the towel in now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magic View Post
    That was our last winable game. Doon.
    I don't even want to think about what Man City are going to do to us next week. If the season was a boxing match I would throw the towel in now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alex View Post
    I don't even want to think about what Man City are going to do to us next week. If the season was a boxing match I would throw the towel in now.
    Haaland going to break all those records by scoring about 9.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magic View Post
    Haaland going to break all those records by scoring about 9.
    Hopefully Alf-Inge has a word and convinces him to go easy on us, for old times sake.

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    Taz ability to talk about the Carabao champions is unrivalled.

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    Spurs could be hit for 10 here

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    It’s happening again

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    Spurs about to sack the caretakers caretaker

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    If I’m Harry Kane, I’m calling my agent at half time and telling him to sort it this summer.

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    Omg guys can you stop talking about my team

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    Trent's distribution the last few games from the middle really has been pretty fucking good. Shame he can't defend.

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    It's Man Utd that should be feeling the most embarrassed.

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    Jesus, Spurs. You'd save some goal difference by getting 5 players sent off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 7om View Post
    If I’m Harry Kane, I’m calling my agent at half time and telling him to sort it this summer.
    I actually think he'd fit perfectly at Liverpool. But the cost and age, combined with Gakpo excelling in the role says that ship has sailed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 7om View Post
    If I’m Harry Kane, I’m calling my agent at half time and telling him to sort it this summer.
    Last time he tried that he ended up with a new deal. I wouldnt trust that idiot of an agent/brother to do anything.

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    Tyler and Neville have about 60 odd more minutes of spurs bashing to do here.

    They're sticking the knife right in.

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    Kane has surely 'hired' his brother to just take the fallout from his demands. This is all on Harry.

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    Stopped playing after 3-0 really. That should be a nice wake up call.

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    Spurs should just play the kids until the end of the season then sell or terminate the contract of everyone involved.

    Apart from Eric Dier. He needs to be taken out back and shot.

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    This Liverpool defence is hilarious. Is that the 4th time Spurs hit the woodwork?

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    Jesus. Spurs really should get something here

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    Liverpool are going to bottle this, aren't they?

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    That’s a red card.

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    Stunning big boot.

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    This is some great comedy. Just needs Richarlison to score to finish it off.

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    That's a STONEWALL pen, surely.

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    So VAR can be used to detect the forward being 1mm offside but Konate can suplex Richarlison and that’s okay?

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    Stunning.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gray Fox View Post
    This is some great comedy. Just needs Richarlison to score to finish it off.
    I hope you're happy with yourself.

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    Lol clog wearing best defender ever having another special one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    It's Man Utd that should be feeling the most embarrassed.
    I think Liverpool take that crown now.

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