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  • But it will all be womens football when the BLOODY WOKES get their hands on it!!1

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  • April Fools' day pranks are shit, with this excellent exception

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  • April Fools' day pranks are shit even when knowingly so, Welby, you berk

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  • Turtle (but, like, a fooled one)

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    Konate

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    Trent seems to be almost given a free role here. He's popping up everywhere.

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    That Sinisterra kid looked fire at Feyenoord. Not sure why he decided Leeds was where he needed to be.

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    This is embarrassing. It's Man Utd but minus the favela cuntery which led to their demise.

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    Leeds are shocking
    I'm a twit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gray Fox View Post
    Trent seems to be almost given a free role here. He's popping up everywhere.
    You think we'll ever just let him be a midfielder and sign a new right back? I've warmed more and more to the idea.

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    I'd say it's happening in front of your eyes. That was Trent with the assist for the 6th from the number 6/8 positions.

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    Leeds' directors' box looking a lot like the Ferrari pit wall.

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    Also, not nearly enough commentary in here on the reports that Boehly is routinely in and about the changing room coating off players for not playing well enough.


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    The new Abramovich

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    The fat Michael Knighton.

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    We're down. Horrendous.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magic View Post
    We're down. Horrendous.
    I can't actually believe there are currently four sides below us in the league. We're fucking abysmal mate.

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    Saints, Forest & Everton for my money.

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    I always tell you how Real Madrid (and Barcelona) have the most bizarre complex. Have a bit of this video (in Spanish but I'm sure you get the gist):



    Absolutely unhinged stuff to be putting up on a corporate account.

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    I wouldn't expect anything less from them.

    Better than the "we go again" dross they parrot over here.

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    Lol, posting this themselves then getting rinsed because the players all ignore the kid.

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    Strikes me as a slightly odd thing to be getting napalmed for, the girl looks happy enough.

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    Nick Knowles tried to shame them and people responded in one of three ways - fuck off Nick you were a cunt when we met; well said Nick you were a legend when we met; or some made up stories about how Nick did something he didn't do, for lols.
    I'm a twit

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    I know someone who used to work in a pub Nick Knowles frequented and by all accounts, he is a cunt.

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    You can just tell by the face. I used to work in a pub years ago that was frequented by big spenders and toffs and you just knew how they'd treat you just by looking at the mug.

    James Wharton = ballbag
    Gordon McQueen (and Hayley is so much better in person than on SSN ) and Janick Gers = legends

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    Quote Originally Posted by Manc View Post
    Saints, Forest & Everton for my money.
    We're worse than Forest and Everton.

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    We're playing a Champions League quarter-final second leg tonight and not the slightest chance I even turn it on or check the score during it. Far quicker and more pleasant to just punch myself in the face.

    I'll carry on giving the league games against shite a go, we might nick a 1-1 or 0-0 in a couple of those.

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    maybe worse than foxy lozza

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd View Post
    We're playing a Champions League quarter-final second leg tonight and not the slightest chance I even turn it on or check the score during it. Far quicker and more pleasant to just punch myself in the face.

    I'll carry on giving the league games against shite a go, we might nick a 1-1 or 0-0 in a couple of those.
    Has Super Todd made a guarantee for this one?

    (I don't think the 3-0 was a guarantee as opposed to a stupid prediction but whatever.)

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    Well he was half right, in that one of the teams scored nil. Tonight we have the chance for a 19th nil of the season, including three separate nil hat-tricks and a rare duo of quad-nils.

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    Kepa; James, Thiago Silva, Fofana, Chalobah, Cucurella; Kovacic, Kanté, Enzo Fernández; Gallagher, Havertz

    Playing for the 0-0 then. Bloody hell, that is grim. I’m presuming it’s 352 with Gallagher playing off of Havertz - Madrid must be shitting themselves.

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    Think I'll start with the Chelsea game and as soon as Real score I'll switch over to Naples.

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    What is this formation lol. Reece James looks like he’s playing right wing with Fofana at right back and Kante/Gallagher in attacking mid. Sheeesh.

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    A fair bit of bluster here from Chelsea, but when it comes to playing as a cohesive team they haven't a clue.

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    Ndombele is a Spurs player alright.

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    Leao is silly.

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    Whoever gets into the final from the other side of the draw is going to lose it 6-0. It should be drawn again after each round.

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    That goal was always coming the more Chelsea dominated them. The Madrid way

    Cucurella once again confirming he is the worst signing in football history. Where the fuck was he

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    Will they stick with Lampard? They're not winning again for the rest of the season.

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    Felix in a nutshell there - beats 3 players then fucks up the easy pass

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    Rodrygo loves a knockout goal against English teams

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    6 wins since 16th October I make that in all competitions. 2 of them were against Salzburg and Zagreb in the Group Stages. Think it’s 31 games now. It’s kind of absurd that Chelsea aren’t genuinely in the relegation mix as that means they’ve won 3 PL games since mid October. FACKIN hell.

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    Everton hosted non-league Chester today in a training ground game for Calvert-lewin to get his fitness up.

    They lost 1-0.

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    Napoli reverting to the mean in a hard way, which I suppose we should have expected given some of the players they have.

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    At this rate Gallagher is going to win goal of the month by default.

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    I went to the pub and insisted on sitting with my back to the TV so that I couldn't see the game. Also avoided direct eye contact with my companions in case I saw any of it reflected in their pupils. You can't be too careful out there.

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    Looks like Palace are appointing that Adolf guy.

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    "Adolf pushes for Europe".

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    You'd change your name.

    Cmon, Austria.

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    He goes by Adi.

    Can't think why he wouldn't use his full first name.

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    Adolf Hootter, Herta [?], what could possibly go wrong?

    Although I've seen them linked with Arne Slot as well who looks like some sort of Ten Haag/MVG hybrid.

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    Old man Joaquin is finally hanging up the boots in the summer.

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    Hopefully he can take Zubizuretta's record.

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    Upamecano just isn't very good.

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