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    Webly Ian's Avatar
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    I must just not be enough of a creative banterlad because beer has never led me to those sort of whacky antics.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ian View Post
    I must just not be enough of a creative banterlad because beer has never led me to those sort of whacky antics.
    Resorting to drinking beer out of a shoe is probably a sign you should try the stone cold sober thing.

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    It wasn't beer lad.

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    Yes, that's the problem.

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    Isn’t that a recommendation direct from Noel Fielding

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    I did my share of heavy drinking but I don't think I ever stooped to drinking from a shoe, plus I'm not sure you could choose a worse thing to drink from a shoe than Baileys. Horror for all concerned.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mazuuurk View Post
    Necking Carlings like a proper don

    The only mistake you made that night was go home. I believe you weren't around when we started drinking Baileys from someones shoe in the pub.
    After mixing some sort of rank light brown acidic alcohol with loads of beer, I had to keep my appointment to go and throw up in every coach of an 8 coach train on which I was the only passenger.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Disco View Post
    I did my share of heavy drinking but I don't think I ever stooped to drinking from a shoe, plus I'm not sure you could choose a worse thing to drink from a shoe than Baileys. Horror for all concerned.
    Dude, you have to lift the shoe from the floor to do it properly. The floor is disgusting in pubs!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mugbull View Post
    Isn’t that a recommendation direct from Noel Fielding
    It is taken directly from The Mighty Boosh, yes.
    I'm a twit

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    Drinking baileys from a shoe in honour of the mighty boosh and i'm the zany one on the forum? Suck my dick @Lewis.

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    You'd have had three dates, two missed trains, and an awkward situation before drinking from the shoe.

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    I drink every day. I don’t go over three beers as a principal on weekdays, because I can’t be foggy in the morning at work and still get everything done by the end of the day, but I can’t remember the last time I didn’t have at least one beer.

    My life kinda sucks due to work and I don’t have a significant other to come back to, so I rationalize it as necessary to keep me sane and help me fall asleep.
    Last edited by Bartholomert; 03-04-2019 at 12:18 AM.

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    Which it probably does help you fall asleep but only because your brain is so used to whatever buzz you get off your three beers it can't turn off without it.

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    The important thing to learn here is mert got dumped.

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