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    How long until she starts calling John, 'Dad'?

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    I would go down for murder at that point.

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    I started getting called Dad but then their Dad doesn’t even remember their birthdays and hits women, so fuck it

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    If it makes you feel better, I've never called my step dad, dad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kikó View Post
    If it makes you feel better, I've never called my step dad, dad.
    And I've never called my step parents mum or dad either. I think that's dictated by the other parent too be honest. Plus if the step parent is an arsehole.

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    I don't call my actual dad dad. I win.

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    Fuck being blown off for a guy called John. Magic

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    Can't believe she left you for some auld fella with teenage kids.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boydy View Post
    Can't believe she left you for some auld fella with teenage kids.
    He seems like a boring tube which is exactly what she wanted. Glad she's happy and if he'll put up with her shit then fair enough.

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    'boring tube' =/= doesn't belt her

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    THey're on drugs surely? This sounds like addict behavior

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    They're Scottish.

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    The scenes when Magic secures peng material.

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    I still say he should give gay a lay. #ThumbItIn

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    Three years married today, lads. Easy.
    I'm a twit

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    5 years tomorrow for me. Do you bother with anniversaries? We'll often do something together on the day, but don't bother with presents or anything.

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    Previously I haven’t but she got me presents (apparently) so this time I got her a present. She got me a selection of tea, which is legitimately awesome. We were gonna go out for dinner but had to cancel it in the end, so it’s just the presents.

    Someone at work is getting married on the same date as my anniversary next year so I’ll be at that on my own. Happy 4 years!
    I'm a twit

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    Happily married?

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    Lol my basement room is flooded. I'm officially homeless. Staying with my mum tonight and going to ask my gran if I can live with her for a bit. She has no internet so that'll be fun, especially working from home. I guess I could drive to and from dads but that was shit anyway.

    This also means I have no facility to keep my daughter overnight.

    Go my life!

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    This all stemmed from you smoking weed at a graveyard.
    I'm a twit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Baz View Post
    Three years married today, lads. Easy.
    We were married a week apart. Congrats.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Foe View Post
    Yep, got the final bullet on Friday. She showed absolutely no effort to find a compromise and has basically palmed me off. Wouldn't be surprised if she has some triathlete ready to step into my shoes.

    Shame really because I, and my family, really liked her. Mental given she introduced me to half her family like 2 weeks ago.

    Onwards and upwards though. She'll realise at some point how much of an arse she's been. I want to be with someone else when that happens.
    It took her about 10 days to realise she made a mistake and wants to fix things.

    Although, the reasons she broke up with me documented above haven't been mentioned.

    Pretty confused what to do at the moment so just keeping her at arms length. Think she's getting frustrated with me that I haven't just welcomed her back with open arms.. not her call.

    I do miss her, but I'm struggling with the idea she won't just do the same thing again in future. She just gave up.

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    You should probably bring up all the reasons it ended, rather than just ignoring them like she seems to be doing, before making any decisions.
    I'm a twit

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    Foe, point out really specific behaviours she has been displaying. Not just general 'ways of being' etc. It's easy for someone to say "i'll stop being like that" and then they won't stop. But if there are specific behaviours, like "when you prevent me from doing this, when you don't want to come with me to that, when you always go out or always stay home or train too little or too much or whatever, when you say things like this and this and that, etc, etc, etc" it'll be easy for you to come back as soon as she's doing any of it again and just say: look, you said you won't do that, now you're doing it again.

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    That sounds pretty controlling to me.

    She's not actually done anything wrong, she just wants someone that shares her hobbies and is perhaps a bit inflexible. Some people just aren't compatible.

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    Pros and cons of staying with her. PRos and cons of not staying with her.

    Write it all down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    That sounds pretty controlling to me.

    She's not actually done anything wrong, she just wants someone that shares her hobbies and is perhaps a bit inflexible. Some people just aren't compatible.
    Stop trying to not make everything about blame and call her a bitch ffs.

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    You're right, sorry Ian.

    You're a bitch Foe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Queenslander View Post
    Pros and cons of staying with her. PRos and cons of not staying with her.

    Write it all down.
    Yeah that's my plan. At the moment I consider myself single, so the list needs to be emphatic to make me want to move away from that.

    She basically told me we wanted different things. I'm going to ask her why she thinks that's changed.

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    Ah yeah, she's just having cold feet.

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    Just call her a cunt and be done with it.

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    You're right, sorry Mahow.

    You're a cunt Foe.

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    She'll do it again and it'll be worse. Move on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SvN View Post
    5 years tomorrow for me. Do you bother with anniversaries? We'll often do something together on the day, but don't bother with presents or anything.
    We now have the same wedding anniversary

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    If in doubt kick her out, seriously.

    If you have to seek relationship advice it's done. Heed my warning, like I did not heed yours.

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    What we’re forgetting here is that Foe said she was really hot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spoonsky View Post
    What we’re forgetting here is that Foe said she was really hot.
    Then tell her lies, give her one last one, and then lol her out on her arse.

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    Is 7 years a reasonable age gap? To fuck, not marry.

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    Half your age + 7.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giggles View Post
    Half your age + 7.
    I don't know who came up with that, but it's absolutely flawless. Must be the only thing of its type to be and has always stuck with me as a result.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magic View Post
    Is 7 years a reasonable age gap? To fuck, not marry.
    If it's legal, it's legal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magic View Post
    Is 7 years a reasonable age gap? To fuck, not marry.
    Thumb it right in lad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pepe View Post
    If it's legal, it's legal.
    Right like who cares about what others think.

    I'd exclusively smash hot 18 yo's if I could.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bruhnaldo View Post
    Right like who cares about what others think.

    I'd exclusively smash hot 18 yo's if I could.
    I thought that but Jurassic Park comes out in the cinema and you realise she wasn't even born when you saw the original and it kinda gets a little uncomfortable for my liking.

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    You're thinking about it too much. Thinking is the problem!

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    It's all fun and games until you have to explain to them what 9/11 is.

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    The question was about having sex with. None of that applies. Now if we're talking relationships then yes, the age/2+7 thing is as good as it gets.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smjffy View Post
    I thought that but Jurassic Park comes out in the cinema and you realise she wasn't even born when you saw the original and it kinda gets a little uncomfortable for my liking.
    If that's your cut off then anyone under twenty six is out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Waffdon View Post
    Single as fuck. Who’s coming off the rails with me
    Completely off the rails

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