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    Stay strong.

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    I'm just surprised that an Australian has emotions.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magic View Post
    I'm just surprised that an Australian has emotions.
    Someone could commit suicide infront of me and I would feel nothing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Queenslander View Post
    Someone could commit suicide infront of me and I would feel nothing.
    Don’t tempt him.
    I'm a twit

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    Quote Originally Posted by mo View Post
    Don’t apologise! If anything this is the best place to vent. You can count on the kindness of strangers here. And that someone will call you a paedo or something.
    Is this really the time for grooming?

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    All the best Queensland. Can't imagine anything worse.

    Re wedding day. No dreams before and then was surprised how fantastic it was on the day. Thankfully been to more good ones then bad ones so far.

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    Hope everything works out Queensland. Stay strong.

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    Fucking hell Queeny. I've been there with my mum, rather than a partner, but it is the shitest of shit situations.

    The only advice I have, is as much as you are being as good to your partner as you can be, taking her struggling on your shoulders, be kind to yourself too. People often overlook that a sufferers loved ones are just as invested in the 'fight' and are, if not physically, just as affected by the products of it.

    If anything, it may be harder watching someone go through it, than actually going through it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SincereTheRebel View Post
    Calling all married men. Did you ever dream of your wedding day when you were younger?
    I'm getting married in 3 weeks, most definitely hadnt dreamt of the day. It'

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    After seeing the oncologist there is a fair chance that my missus has started menopause which would explain the rough way she has been communicating as of late.

    Lucky Im already seeing a psychologist and psychiatrist for my own troubles so making time to talk about this will be fine.

    Apologies to all this is the least exciting entry this thread has ever had.
    Last edited by Queenslander; 04-04-2019 at 03:52 AM.

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    I’d rather read about proper stuff than m- er, Bartholomew, calling us all cucks.

    Why are you called hotfingers by the way?
    I'm a twit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Baz View Post
    I’d rather read about proper stuff than m- er, Bartholomew, calling us all cucks.

    Why are you called hotfingers by the way?


    Because I throw excellent throws consistently and it is a great double entendre for a social game. One of my local pubs is a great community day hang and my missus hates it when a random person asks for my name to befriend.


    Edit: I had a chance to be mildly funnier there...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Andy View Post
    I'm getting married in 3 weeks, most definitely hadnt dreamt of the day. It'
    Sounds like a great start.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Queenslander View Post
    After seeing the oncologist there is a fair chance that my missus has started menopause which would explain the rough way she has been communicating as of late.

    Lucky Im already seeing a psychologist and psychiatrist for my own troubles so making time to talk about this will be fine.

    Apologies to all this is the least exciting entry this thread has ever had.
    You dont have to apologies for anything.

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    Don't be so quick to say that Sincere. You have no idea what kind of tyres his lady has.

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    He has already made it clear, she is his wife. So going by that, she has a set of Pirelli P Zero's

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    Is that a massive insult or a massive compliment in Sincerese?

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    Got engaged this morning; don't worry @SincereTheRebel her tyres are in excellent nick and she's even got a proper spare, not a shitty space saver or that gunk stuff.

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    This morning? Did you lob it in with her corn flakes?

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    Quote Originally Posted by dino View Post
    This morning? Did you lob it in with her corn flakes?
    Balanced it atop thy morning wood.

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    How'd you do it for real though?

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    Just did it. We're going away in a week and I knew everyone was expecting it then given we've been together 100 years, so fuck'em. Has to be a surprise.

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    Quote Originally Posted by randomlegend View Post
    Got engaged this morning; don't worry @SincereTheRebel her tyres are in excellent nick and she's even got a proper spare, not a shitty space saver or that gunk stuff.
    Two thumbs up from me lad.

    Edit: Seriously, you may think its a running joke with the tyres saga I had. It's a good barometer to judge people. That girl turned out to be a trainwreck. I knew from the state from our initial meet, she would be a problem. Turned out she had a child by the way which she kept quiet. She was driving around putting his life at risk and all that. Dodged a bullet with that one.
    Last edited by SincereTheRebel; 06-04-2019 at 11:31 AM.

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    Stop doubling down on it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by randomlegend View Post
    Balanced it atop thy morning wood.
    What was dino even doing there?

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    Congrats.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd View Post
    Congrats.
    Yeah. This.

    Sure you're delighted.

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    Love how you guys are clamouring to be the next me.

    You'll never beat the original.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ian View Post
    What was dino even doing there?
    Well, Helping out, I guess.

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    Cheers lads xx

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    Does she have plenty tit to spare?

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    Aye and the face of Brian McDermott.

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    Congrats RL.

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    All dicking about aside, I'm really happy and excited. She's a proper little hero and I love her to bits.

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    Oh and mert can gargle my nards.

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    I just noticed that the dick swing smilie isn't a smilie helicoptering his own dick, but riding the dick of another smilie which causes his dick to helicopter.

    Oh, congratulations.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Panda Bear View Post
    I just noticed that the dick swing smilie isn't a smilie helicoptering his own dick, but riding the dick of another smilie which causes his dick to helicopter.
    Well would you look at that, he's right. Jimmy covertly having his own smiley all these years the little tyke.

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    It's meatspin, innit?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boydy View Post
    It's meatspin, innit?
    You're right.

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    It's what?

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    Old, vintage internet ... erm ... video.

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    Google it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Panda Bear View Post
    I just noticed that the dick swing smilie isn't a smilie helicoptering his own dick, but riding the dick of another smilie which causes his dick to helicopter.

    Oh, congratulations.
    Wow, I never noticed this until now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Andy Mahowry View Post
    Google it.
    I'm as likely to do that as click on a Baz link.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giggles View Post
    I'm as likely to do that as click on a Baz link.
    https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/sites/meatspin

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    Quote Originally Posted by Foe View Post
    Started dating a girl a couple of months ago who on paper is exactly what I'm looking for.

    Athletic, clever and not a proper girly girl. Super hot too.

    Christ she's hard work though. Quiet as fuck and seems to just jump to conclusions/judge me.

    Currently trying to decide whether it's worth it or not, but the big downside being if I can't find a way to make it work with her I probably shouldn't even bother trying dating.

    Are all women hard work? I've been single and independent for about ten years, maybe I'm just too used to my own space and time?
    Still struggling with this. She's like talking to a brick wall sometimes. Doesn't ever seem happy. Saw her on Friday and she was just miserable company, admitting so when I left. Asked her if she would be better company yesterday (she's ill at the moment and seeemd annoyed at me not wanting to kiss her and risk getting ill) when she offered to come round and decided to be honest and tell her I was getting annoyed by her negative comments. She flipped it back at me angrily and haven't spoken to her since.

    #ontheropes

    I feel like not wanting to kiss someone who's clearly got a cough/throat issue isn't a bad thing? Am I wrong?

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    She sounds delight Foe. Propose. Do it for the board

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    Abort @Foe, moody grumpy girls like that are never worth the effort. From experience, if they're like that this early on, they'll just get worse as it progresses. I've also noticed the fairly innocuous but annoying grumpiness often develops into manipulative gaslighty behaviour.

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    Quote Originally Posted by igor_balis View Post
    Abort @Foe, moody grumpy girls like that are never worth the effort. From experience, if they're like that this early on, they'll just get worse as it progresses. I've also noticed the fairly innocuous but annoying grumpiness often develops into manipulative gaslighty behaviour.
    What's 'gaslighty', or did you (or your phone) make a bollocks of 'ghastly'?

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