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    Big booty bishes and statistical league tables, together at last.

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    I must have missed how those are put together, what dictates who is in which 'division'?

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    Total cases.

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    Return flights to Stockholm are about £100 for next weekend if anyone fancies some normality and a sesh.

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    John Arne is a total case.

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    I live in 'gun toting US', we even get second amendment rallies and shit, and when the governor suggested that all non-essential businesses close, they all went ahead and did. I don't think that the LOCKDOWN would be nearly as bad as many claim it would be. I mean, of course you would find some communities TAKING A STAND or whatever, but most people would just get on with it.

    I just hope New Yorkers don't decide to flee this way, I'm only three hours away. Lock them in, the cunts.

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    Kate McCann telling people to stay home is top value.

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    The BBC live reporting thing is in full-on pisstake mode today:

    15:19

    Plane crashes in the Philippines

    We're not sure if this is coronavirus related or not yet, but a plane has crashed at Manila's main airport in the Philippines.

    Local media reports say the plane was heading for Japan and was carrying medical personnel and a patient.

    Richard Gordon, chairman of the Philippine Red Cross, confirmed his fire and medic teams had been dispatched to the scene.

    He said the plane exploded as it was taking off from the runway.

    The plane was carrying eight passengers including medical staff, flight crew and a patient along with their companion, he added.

    We'll bring you more updates as we get them.


    8 more for the death toll.

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    We're not sure if this is coronavirus related or not yet
    What? Do they think patients explode now?

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    Quote Originally Posted by John Arne View Post
    Covid Death per 1m Population Top 2 Divisions

    Premier League: Italy death rate x4.4 of 3rd place Netherlands. Western EU nations continue to dominate, Asia countries keep dropping.
    Championship: Panama NE straight into 6th, Japan drop 5. Giants Russia, India and Pakistan looming large. @Pepe's Mexico make their debut in 18th. @Don



    How are teams determined if they make the prem or the championship?

    When is relegation and promotion sorted?

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    Division by total cases. Position in division by deaths by 1m population. Stops Vatican City or wherever from topping the table.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yevrah View Post
    A doctor was just on Sky News saying she's seeing more and more 30 to 40 year olds being admitted, which could be a move to get people to stay at home, but assuming it's true, we're all at risk too.

    Lovely stuff.
    You'd think that would be something that we'd have already learned from China, Italy, Spain and the likes right?

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    Cuomo's bar chart party is cool. ICU admissions, discharges, etc.

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    Hospital and ICU admissions are the key here. They are the metric that really shows how the virus is progressing and how well the quarantine works. New case numbers are "contaminated" (for lack of a much much better word) by increased testing and death numbers just show the past in a sense.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bruhnaldo View Post
    Wait a fuckin minute you live here ?
    No I work in HIV.

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    Quote Originally Posted by phonics View Post
    No I work in HIV.
    oh fuck yea i know South Florida is one of the major hot spots for infections unfortunately.

    DeSantis sucks.

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    I'd like to suggest mybe we do promotion relegation every Friday, that could be interesting mybe?

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    Bruh, don't start meddling with a winning formula. I got gash absolutely frothing wanting to taste JA's piece here.

    Also, i've just woke up from a four hour nap (cause I'd had brekkie so my day was over innit) in that foul mood to see us being dripfed the likelihood of a six month lockdown? Fuck all of you.

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    'He's cracking up, he's cracking up, he's cracking...'

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    Look Don, you'd cancelled the season ticket, so don't shit the bed just because someone's given you a dose of real talk.

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    The first hint of that was about a week ago, with the announcement that MOTs were having six months added to their validity.

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    I really would be absolutely balls-deep in the David Icke material and theories, lolling my face off at all you abiding sheep if it wasn't for the loss of smell/taste business. I might be able to keep a lid on things if that shit sorts itself out soon but currently, I've had too many of my passions and pursuits taken away from me at once to cope.

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    "Don't be fooled by the stats that I got, I'm still, I'm still Jenny from the self isolated block".

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    You're posting on a Championship Manager forum for fuck's sake. Pissing time away indoors is something that comes naturally - we've all been preparing ourselves for this moment for decades without realising it.

    You'll cope.

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    Sorting the men from the 'Ooo I'm an introvert me' cunt boys.

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    Quote Originally Posted by John View Post
    The first hint of that was about a week ago, with the announcement that MOTs were having six months added to their validity.
    Mine was due today. You qualify for the exemption from tomorrow onwards.

    It hasn't been done either. I'm usually vaguely aware of when it's due, but I forgot all about it in the midst of this shit. I might just declare the fucker off-road for a bit. I can't see myself needing it for a while.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lewis View Post
    Sorting the men from the 'Ooo I'm an introvert me' cunt boys.
    This whole things been an eye opener for me. Always thought I was anti-social, turns out I'm social and just hate alot of people.

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    Anti-social we're not fucking unhinged, we're just a bunch of introverts and that doesn't mean we go against the grain of nature and can go without human contact.

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    Do what you’re told and stay in and shut the fuck up.

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    If Boris said that, we'd be sorted.

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    Nice.


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    He had a lot of drink taken at the time and told gardaí afterwards that it was a big joke. The case will come before the court for mention on April 1st.
    Because you do, don't you.

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    Work have had to change the plan of everyone doing a day a week to doing a week in, a week from home and two off. I’m in all next week, 11-5. Sucks.

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    Should be a law passed so they can knock the absolute bollocks out of him and leave him up the mountains.

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    Harsh on Mike there

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    Either or.

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    I’ve suggested I try teach my cat her times tables when working from home, they haven’t gone for it, so it’s a bunch of online training.
    The two weeks is to cover for the Easter holidays which should start tomorrow.

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    What an eejit. Out of interest, I decided to see what flights are departing from Newcastle nowadays. KLM seem to operate the only flight out to Amsterdam at 10:30am. All the domestic ones are cancelled for the time being.

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    Just checking @Mike but you know they can't direct you to work in the Easter hols? It's a volunteer basis only. Props if you did volunteer. Also that rota system makes waaaay more sense. Our school adopted that policy after extensive research and modelling provided by a teacher, and now they've gone back to people doing odd days here and there (therefore risking infecting a greater proportion of the staff body in a shorter time frame.

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    Seems primed for that Man Utd move, the fucking dirty cunt

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    Yeah, you can have him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mo View Post
    Just checking @Mike but you know they can't direct you to work in the Easter hols? It's a volunteer basis only. Props if you did volunteer. Also that rota system makes waaaay more sense. Our school adopted that policy after extensive research and modelling provided by a teacher, and now they've gone back to people doing odd days here and there (therefore risking infecting a greater proportion of the staff body in a shorter time frame.
    Ooh, I didn’t know that, just got an email saying we had been told to stay open by the council. I enjoyed being in Friday, and don’t mind going in next week, just not pleased with the 5pm finish, half the staff in are doing 8-2 rather than 11-5 and I’d much rather start early. Means I can have a beer with a film tonight though.

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    Long way off the 15000 predicted confirmed cases by the end of March. Seems to be a big mistake saying that number.


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    Hopefully done himself out of a move there

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    Mike or the Lord?

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    I think any rotas that are made for school staff are subject to change. I'm not in next week except briefly tomorrow morning, but if anyone has to stay home it will change. We've also gone from 30 odd kids last Monday to teen figures, and we might not even make double figures next week.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giggles View Post
    Mike or the Lord?
    Jack Grealish

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    Jaysus there was a story on the news there about a man that died from this there. A healthy enough looking 78 year old with some complications. No horrific death (sorry Yev) but just the daughter saying that her and the mother had to sit 6 foot away as he died, his sons had to say goodbye over FaceTime, masks and gloves in a ten minute funeral they all couldn’t go to, and none of them have been allowed see each other since. Be bad enough to lose a husband/father but it must be absolutely be mental to wrap the head around all that too
    Last edited by Giggles; 29-03-2020 at 09:16 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mellberg View Post
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    Supposedly had a big party too so might not be moving but might not be playing either when the dust settles.

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