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Thread: What would you buy Lofty for Christmas?

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    Senior Member Offshore Toon's Avatar
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    What would you buy Lofty for Christmas?

    He's already got every sex toy under the sun, but what would the good people of TTH buy the board's heaviest pervert?

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    Pretty Much Amazing Mike's Avatar
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    Sex toy cleaner.
    A nice scarf.

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    Heaviest pervert sounds quite threatening.

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    I'd buy him one of those fancy hand-operated cheese graters. What he uses it for is up to him.

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    A day pass to Alton Towers.

    Maybe a meal at a dodgy curry place the night before too.

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    One of those novelty rude chef aprons.

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    A free trip to Alton Towers.

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    A Pokemon card car air freshener.
    I'm a twit

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    heavy like led Dark Soldier's Avatar
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    @Lofty while you're here mate, Merry Christmas and that, but what is your review of this? Its very tempting but if a man is to treat himself I need to know if it can take an absolute hefty pounding

    https://m.bestvibe.co.uk/bestvibe-re...?spm=m.c_48.g0

    It seems to be primarily wipe clean, simple process. Is it lifelike or Is it like sticking your dick in a transformer? Thanks in advance.

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    Mine's the top review on that site.

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    heavy like led Dark Soldier's Avatar
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    Thanks mate you always pull through
    Last edited by Dark Soldier; 19-09-2023 at 07:09 PM.

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