Of course 'Florida Man' thinks it's a good idea.
Of course 'Florida Man' thinks it's a good idea.
I would personally never but I honestly drink so much Jack Daniels that I'm a huge fan of this guy's life now.
I haven’t had a poster since I was about 16. Fix up Phonics.
Knife and handle on the way. Whoop.
Went with a different blade in the end:
https://www.instagram.com/p/BnY91CaA9mT/
Can't upload to Imgur from my phone seemingly so that's the Instagram post.
Should both be here this/next week. Then I have to install the handle without fucking everything up
Are you going to keep them in the kitchen, or display them next to you katana?
The abuse I'd get if I posted my keyboard
I think it each time it happens but having supermarkets deliver shopping is the best.
A nice man has just carried the majority of my shop up two floors to my flat, a shop I only ordered yesterday. The drinks are all chilled too!
I bought a clothes shaver yesterday and can't believe how good it is. It's made some of my old bobbled jumpers look brand new.
The bobbly effect is called pilling, I don't know how I know that but I do.
Knives.
I'm a twit
I can't even imagine a world where I'd care about a fucking knife.
Maybe if he was brandishing one of those at your throat.
You don't brandish those. You invite people around to see them in their case.
Or chop food with them which is what I do.
See, my dad's a retired butcher and he exercises function over flamboyance. Those are fucking ornaments.
They've got fancy wood in the handles but they are at heart just very functional blades.
Edit: top ones made by this bloke FFS
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bni3PHQA...ns_share_sheet
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I had another lenovo smart display arrive. One in each room now.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BueS6YUB..._web_copy_link
Bought the cheaper of those two in a complete failure of willpower.
That's knife-buying done for the very foreseeable future.
£440 knife.
I'm a twit
I'm more interested in where they've chosen to take that picture. On a piece of wood, on top of some random stuff? Outside?
Cleary its some type of coffin.
Looks like they need cleaning.
Got a tasty mic, such clean audio, shame I hate the sound of my own voice.
and a pair of white Supra's that were on sale for 40 quid. Wasn't planning on buying another pair of shoes but Supras are so comfy that at that price I may as well have taken them and it means I can chuck out the older pair I have worn down.
What are you using the mic for?
Mostly just on discord with the boys and a bit of streaming here and there. Then also using it whenever I need to do some voiceover/ADR for video stuff we do at work. A few of the people I play D&D with have considered turning it into a podcast so maybe that. It's OTT for what I need day-to-day but I got myself a Canon EOS 200D recently too so I can basically do A/V freelancing on the side if I want to/need the cash.
Where did you get the Supras
Buzz Aldrins eBay.
They look dope honestly
You'd have to be on it to think so.
I laughed at Giggles' excellent diss even though I do have an almost identical looking pair of nikes.
Reminded me of the absolutely atrocious joke I made at work that somehow got my assistant manager to piss themselves. Some bloke in one of those ubiquitous NASA t shirts was hovering by the entrance, and when they said "wanna see what they want, Igor?", I feigned excitement and said "really?? awesome, I've never served an astronaut before!" Such wit.
I bumped into a camouflaged soldier coming out of the base gym, and, honestly without thinking, said 'Didn't see you there lad'. He called me a prick, and then I realised that I had accidentally donned him senseless.
No, you just did the equivalent of asking a tall person how the weather was up there or if he plays basketball.
You're still hoping someone asks you the basketball question, aren't you?
At 5'12/6'0 that'd be a weird question to ask considering I'd be 7 inches shorter than the average.
I took that as five twelve (lol) and six stone.
fuck you on about phonics
In other news, did you know that a kilogram is actually slightly less than a kilogram now?