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  • But it will all be womens football when the BLOODY WOKES get their hands on it!!1

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  • April Fools' day pranks are shit even when knowingly so, Welby, you berk

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  1. #851
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    What a right state. Glad we could help.

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    Incredible.

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    I'd love to know who they're going to bring in. Surely no up and coming manager is going to risk their reputation there and they've exhausted most of the previously successful dinosaurs.

    Hopefully they get Bielsa. If they can't be good they may as well be hilarious.

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    Barcelona not wanting Spurs to outdo them.

    https://www.skysports.com/football/n...o-on-shortlist

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    It's just blatant money laundering this stuff. Like the David Luiz transfer merry-go-round a few years back.

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    Bad news for Waff. Chelsea have shut down Mount and James for the rest of the season.

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    Wasn't it them who were meant to be banging each other? 'Pelvic injury' sounds too convenient.

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    Playing 12 games a year is also a very convenient way to keep yourself in the BEST ENGLISH RB conversations, especially after few made much noise about you getting raped sideways by Vinny.

    Other great tactics to try and enter the non-existant BEST ENGLISH RB debate are to play for a shit bus-parking side where you're not required to stray beyond your own third of the pitch and hopefully never meet truly elite level opposition but build enough of a tackling highlight reel against your mediocre shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    It's just blatant money laundering this stuff. Like the David Luiz transfer merry-go-round a few years back.
    This is a long read but it's quite interesting I thought and partly covers some of the stuff around these sorts of transfers: https://www.theguardian.com/football...ci-plusvalenze
    Last edited by Ian; 25-04-2023 at 04:19 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gray Fox View Post
    Bad news for Waff. Chelsea have shut down Mount and James for the rest of the season.
    That’s good news. James should now get his surgery. Playing anyone but younger players who are going to be playing next season is utterly pointless but I completely expect Lampard to play Aubameyang, Azpilicueta, Kovacic, Sterling etc

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    Dreading tonight. Maddison hatrick.

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    If Leeds can hold onto this, Leicesters next game is at home to Everton. A winner in that one surely would condemn the bottom 3 to their fate.

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    5-1 coming up.

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    villa Villa VILLA VILLA Villa villa

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    Bamford.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Manc View Post
    Bamford.
    Absolutely stealing a living. Although the same could be said for basically all of them. I've no interest in seeing 90% of them wear a Leeds shirt again once the season is over. At least if (when) we do go down the situation will be better suited to moving all these useless cunts on.

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    Fully expecting Arsenal to get battered tonight. The only way I can see it being avoided is if Arteta gambles and goes 3-2-4-1 to allow Holding and Partey to be dropped. If Holding starts lump on his booking because Haaland terrorised him in the cup game at the Etihad. Could be a repeat of last season's collapse against Spurs with a Holding red.

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    That Polish lad must not be up to scratch if Holding is getting all this game time.

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    Some cunt on the radio called it one of the biggest games in English football history

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    Yeah, I saw the BBC were running with that too. Erm, OK.

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    A team that's spent loads of money vs a team that's spent loads of money. Yay.

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    Every team spends loads of money.

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    You have to feel for Rob Holding. Seems to be taking the brunt of the blame for this dip in form when others are far more culpable.

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    If he was called Roberto Teniendo and a new signing from River Plate he'd be lauded as the greatest defender since Baresi.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Manc View Post
    You have to feel for Rob Holding. Seems to be taking the brunt of the blame for this dip in form when others are far more culpable.
    I dont. He is living good. That new trim he has is exceptional.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magic View Post
    A team that's spent loads of money vs a team that's spent loads of money. Yay.
    Leeds paid 35 million quid for a player they didn't even sign.

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    Oh my days. Bring back Potter. 5 at the back and 4 centre mids with no striker at home to Brentford. Nothing to play for and isn’t even bothering trying to integrate the signings in January into the squad never mind youth players

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    You may close the wank bank for the evening.

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    I'll reopen it for 'Enzo' not having a surname.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd View Post
    I'll reopen it for 'Enzo' not having a surname.
    Is ‘Enzo’ a young English man? No. So Waff’s mickey is safely tucked into his y fronts.

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    Hahahahah what

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    That Chelsea team is rubbish. Could anyone get results with those players?

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    Certainly not that starting 11. It’s just the same as last week but sticking men behind the ball and running about daft at home to Real Madrid is a lot different to playing Brentford at home.

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    Look, lads, I think you HATERS are underestimating just how much Lampard knows the league and how little time he spends on a skateboard.

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    And importantly he Knows The Club.

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    Excellent work to concede the first shot we've faced yet again, deflection or no.

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    No idea how either goal has gone in here.

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    I wouldn't rule out an Arsenal comeback here with Martin Odegaard pulling the strings in the middle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by niko_cee View Post
    Yeah, I saw the BBC were running with that too. Erm, OK.
    Yeah I’ve heard it called the ‘tightest title race in years’ conveniently forgetting that 2 of the last 4 seasons have been decided by one point.

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    Yeah, they're just better than us. Ah well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by phonics View Post
    Yeah, they're just better than us. Ah well.
    If Arsenal can keep it to one till half time they will still be in it. Problem is I think in all reality they need to win this not just draw.

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    Yeah I'm not ruling out a possible result but they're just clearly a level above.

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    Thoroughly entertaining game against West Ham.

    Liverpools new idea of just tucking Trent into central midfield and playing no one else in at RB is very interesting. It's paying clear dividends going forwards. You can see every time he gets the ball he looks to play it forwards. The opposite to Henderson who is looking a bit long in the tooth for the job he's being asked to do.

    However West Hams attacks are all down their left channel. A couple of upgrades on Henderson and Curtis Jones into this would be very good I think.

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    Never mind Merse.

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    It's better this way Arsenal fans. Better than hanging on until the very last game of the season and losing it then. The Jose Mourinho 2nd Place Trophy [not to be confused the the Arsene Wenger 4th Place Trophy] still an admirable achievement, not least when they are all upgraded to full titles.

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    The This Arsenal Team trophy. Similar to the old Moral Championship they used to win every season under Arsene Wenger, but based on the Likeability of This Arsenal Team.

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    Honestly they're so much better than us I already came to terms that it was never happening about 8 minutes in.

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    City have been the best team by a mile for about 6 years. It's just they had someone who could almost match them a few times in Liverpool.

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    'Mon De Zerbi is my only takeaway.

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    The levels we had to get to, to match and beat them were ludicrous.

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