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    Well in!

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    I feel such excellent news shouldn't suffer the over-riding destitution of this thread.

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    Well pull* your thumb out** and do something then

    *push
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    Congratulations SvN. I hope you enjoyed your last uninterrupted meal.

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    Congrats SvN.

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    Don’t worry, fella, it gets better.
    I'm a twit

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    Congrats!!!

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    Congrats SvN. It’s not as tough as it all first seems.

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    Nope, it's worse

    But simply just worth it, tho, somehow.

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    Congrats.

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    Excellent news. Best of luck for the next 18 years.

    I've got not one but two dates lined up for this weekend. Neither has cancelled, yet.

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    Congrats SVN!

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    Congrats P_3!

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    Quote Originally Posted by P_3 View Post
    Excellent news. Best of luck for the next 18 years.

    I've got not one but two dates lined up for this weekend. Neither has cancelled, yet.
    Not to bring SvN down but didn't you also announce a child at one point?

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    Congrats SvN. Don’t envy you with the ‘black tar’ poos at the moment.

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    Congrats horsebox.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mo View Post
    Congrats SvN. Don’t envy you with the ‘black tar’ poos at the moment.
    I've aged about 10 years in 3 and a half years and gone up 2 Jean sizes so he has that to look forward to too.

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    Imagine the state of his hairline in 2 years.

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    It'll start at his arsecrack.

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    Been a piece of piss so far. I can only assume day one is a fair representation of what to expect over the next 18 years, so this should be a piece of cake.

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    You're pretty much fine until they can move.

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    I found the first two weeks the worst, then it seemed to immediately become alright and just normal life rather than life being over.

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    Quote Originally Posted by niko_cee View Post
    You're pretty much fine until they can move.
    Aye. They don't stop.

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    My 2 have been complete opposites. Our first born was clingy as fuck and wouldn't sleep without being held until she was 9 months old. She also had Colic for the first 3 months (hell) and severe reflux after that.

    Our 2nd born, unless Ill or teething is a happy little fucker. Sleeps fine, enjoys whatever is going on and just seems to be generally an easy going geezer. We had a bit of a shitty start with a milk allergy, but he's been fine since we got it under control.

    There's no real standard of 'baby' I reckon. You just have to hope you get an easy one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    My 2 have been complete opposites. Our first born was clingy as fuck and wouldn't sleep without being held until she was 9 months old. She also had Colic for the first 3 months (hell) and severe reflux after that.

    Our 2nd born, unless Ill or teething is a happy little fucker. Sleeps fine, enjoys whatever is going on and just seems to be generally an easy going geezer. We had a bit of a shitty start with a milk allergy, but he's been fine since we got it under control.

    There's no real standard of 'baby' I reckon. You just have to hope you get an easy one.
    I remember babysitting my half-sister's twins years ago as newborns.

    The girl was super easy, you could put her down, she'd fall asleep and wouldn't stir until about 2/3am for feeding. The boy you'd have to hold until he fell asleep but it would always take a while as he would fight it and was usually quite restless.

    During the day though they were both fine as long as they were constantly being rocked in a baby bouncer.

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    A milk allergy lol should have left him in the woods.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    My 2 have been complete opposites. Our first born was clingy as fuck and wouldn't sleep without being held until she was 9 months old. She also had Colic for the first 3 months (hell) and severe reflux after that.

    Our 2nd born, unless Ill or teething is a happy little fucker. Sleeps fine, enjoys whatever is going on and just seems to be generally an easy going geezer. We had a bit of a shitty start with a milk allergy, but he's been fine since we got it under control.

    There's no real standard of 'baby' I reckon. You just have to hope you get an easy one.
    This seems a fairly standard, although not universal experience - first being harder etc. I reckon it's down to you having absolutely no idea what you are doing, whereas second time round there is often necessity in just getting on with things.

    Far funnier, in my experience, is when someone gets a do nothing no problem baby first and then a nightmare one comes along second. Shock to the system.

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    Quote Originally Posted by phonics View Post
    Not to bring SvN down but didn't you also announce a child at one point?
    Can't be me. I'm still in Team Virgin with Mahow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lewis View Post
    A milk allergy lol should have left him in the woods.
    He's grown out of it and eats cheese like I would expect of my offspring. Otherwise, absolutely. Fuck having some cheese dodging fanny of a kid.

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    Spikey has two kids? All he asked for was a little head

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    Quality.

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    Quote Originally Posted by P_3 View Post
    I've got not one but two dates lined up for this weekend. Neither has cancelled, yet.
    Struck out on first one today. Starting to hate receiving messages when I get home of being a "lovely guy", with "good conversation" and "a gentleman" but "more suited as friends". Urgh.

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    Gentleman is the biggest insult of them all in those situations.

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    I fail to see how any of those are insults

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    Quote Originally Posted by mugbull View Post
    I fail to see how any of those are insults
    It mean he a bitch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mugbull View Post
    I fail to see how any of those are insults
    They’re patronising him.

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    How do I stop being a bitch? Help me out TTH.

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    It doesn’t necessarily mean you are one. It just means she’s not attracted to you and resorts to her stock library of words to make herself feel better.

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    Oh is that it? Makes more sense. Onwards and upwards.

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    Yeah, call their bluff and arrange to do something as friends.

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    Best to lead with dick pics from now on to shake the 'gentleman' tag.

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    I don't want to break the internet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lewis View Post
    Yeah, call their bluff and arrange to do something as friends.
    I’d love this
    I'm a twit

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    Quote Originally Posted by P_3 View Post
    I've got not one but two dates lined up for this weekend. Neither has cancelled, yet.
    Guys. Early days but number 2 has suggested we do something again.

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    Its been on the table for a while now, but im being lined up for a threesome with two girls. Ive never had a proper threesome before. Who is TTH professional in this area?

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