He’s meant to be Italian. Manchester has fucked him right up.
He’s meant to be Italian. Manchester has fucked him right up.
Bams from Essex you mug
Fucking shit weekend this week.
Our Gaff is a 2/3 bed, so we have had the main bedroom as a lounge since we moved in and a separate dining room down the other end. With another baby on the way (should it give consent to being born) we’re now converting the lounge to our bedroom, the dining room to our lounge, our old room to our daughters room and her room to the new baby’s room.
Had to collapse the dining table and wardrobe’s to move them, the sofa has fucked the door way getting it through and I’ve just taken a plug socket off the wall.
Off down the pub for some lunch now. Fuck this.
I’ve just been for a walk on my dinner hour.
I'm a twit
@dino make a thread for the Eurovision tonight please, mate.
Gardening. Burnt.
Some weather. BBQ and Grey Goose la la la
Went out to an art exhibition earlier (some Ralph Steadman stuff), had lunch at a Portuguese cafe (along with Pastel de nata ) and am going out for beers/to a gig later
Just ordered a Chicken Bhuna hoagie.
Red-eye flight last night. Now I'm in London till June 16, five minutes from Stamford Bridge. Hit me up TTHers.
I'd never heard that use of the term red-eye before (here it means the first flight in the morning). Here maybe extremely localised in that context.
Went to London Zoo today with wife+child, which was decent despite starting raining at 12:30 and having not stopped still. Am now in a hotel on my tod as I have a training course tomorrow at County Hall.
Doing a ten mile run in Richmond Park tomorrow. Longest distance I've ever done so going to take it easy.
Last game of the football season today and we were involved in a 3-3 draw with the champions. I was rinsed by their winger loads.
Look at Keeks setting up the reasons why he can’t meet up with Spoons again.
Me and spoons will meet.
The hit ups are flying in.
Long way to travel for a booty call.
@mahow
I'm not giving you more tee hee material. Fuck the group.
Who's mahow?
Boydy I think.
Out in London after the play off final (which was absolute dross). Ended up in tiger tiger and pleased to say I still have it. Cherpsed a 23 yr old lass.
I love chatting up women.
Been at Disney since Thursday. Staying in a log cabin (kitted out with modern amenities) and hitting the parks. Was hot as fuck yesterday but cooled off today. Fun but not worth the $$
Have you taken children with you? If so, what age. Someone I know took a 1 year old, which seems kinda pointless.
No kids I have seen a lot of those people and wonder what the point is. I told the missus the kids will be 10 before I entertain the idea.
I have never been despite living here 12 years (been to Euro Disney) and the missus is turning 30 so we figured why not. The rides are shit compared to Universal or Cedar Point but it’s been fun and now everyone can stop being shocked when I say I haven’t been to the one here.
The free buses around the place and the late bars in “downtown Disney” have been particularly enjoyable.
Any tasty ladies?
Lots. 90+ degree weather helps too
Was the wife also picking out ones you might like?
Nah, don’t pay her enough
Going to Disney as an adult, alone (or at least sans children), baffles me, and should probably see you on some sort of register somewhere. I've a friend who's parents live out there half the year and they have an annual pass type thing. Is that area really so bad that going in to Disneyland is the best option? I do vaguely recall Orlando being post-apocalypse level dreadful when I had to venture in to some OCP style police headquarters having 'lost' my passport at some all you can eat pizza shithole on International Drive. Fuck the sheriff and fuck the fucking counties.
I'm taking the kids (6,4,2) to the French one in the summer. Dear god have mercy on my soul.
I used to work with a girl who only Holidays at Disney. She got engaged there, married there, and when their marriage fell apart 6 months later I’d be surprised if she didn’t get divorced there. She had Disney tattoos, stationery and clothing/accessories. She’d also sit at her desk singing the songs and refer to herself as a Princess.
If I could kick anyone in the cunt, it’d be her.
So she was autistic. Got it.
I'm sure International Drive is not as bad as what you're portraying. Although it has been some time since I've been there.
I did take an ex to Disneyland Paris when we were 20 yrs old. Really enjoyed it at the time, but probably wouldn't do it now until my son is old enough to appreciate it.
Also, I remember telling a work colleague that I went to Thorpe Park (I was 30 at the time). He claimed I was too old to be going. But he does like French cinema and art museums, so...
She’s probably neatly in the intersection.
Never done a cruise, but people I know love them. Do them year after year. They're not cheap tho.
I like the idea of getting to see different places with a cruise. But not sure I like the idea of being on a boat for 2 weeks.
Cruises just sound unimaginably awful. Why be locked up on a boat with a bunch of idiots for however long it goes on for.
You're in close proximity to idiots on every holiday.
Cruises are probably alright if you can get off and go and see stuff, to an extent.
The Disney cruise, though, just sounds unimaginably awful.
I love the whole Disney, Universal thing. I think they do it really well and as a child I remember thinking it was amazing. I'd like my children to enjoy the same experience.
But, just looked up a Disney cruise. Not for me thanks. Part of Disney is to go to the theme park.
Also think Giggles comment rings true. If you're in a on all inclusive resort, you'll probably spend 90% of your time in the resort...seeing the same people, like you would on a cruise.
I'd never go on an all-inclusive either. Much rather go out exploring and finding cool local places.
If I could afford it I would only go on cruises. You spend less time on the boat than you would at a hotel because a there’s somewhere new to look around every day.
I've been on one cruise, it was great.
Spikey is right about them.
Cruises look like the worst possible way to spend a vacation. All-inclusive resorts follow right behind.
It depends what you want. I like going exploring in a new city and all that but it can be a bit stressful at times. I can see the appeal of going to an all-inclusive resort or on a cruise and just relaxing for a week or two and not having to worry about anything. Especially if you have kids. Send them along to the kids' club or whatever and just relax/get drunk by the pool.