I worry about Pep. He doesn't ever, at a single time whilst marshalling the world's best club team, look like he's enjoying himself.
3-5 defeat coming up.
I worry about Pep. He doesn't ever, at a single time whilst marshalling the world's best club team, look like he's enjoying himself.
3-5 defeat coming up.
Jackson telling Sterling to shush the City fans
Jackson telling Sterling to wind up the City fans.
Big fan of his shithousery, even if he is scrap.
I do wish James had Gallagher’s fitness regime. Not a player on his level.
Jackson is well on his way to becoming a cult hero. Is shit, knows it, and fucking loves it.
Imagine this Raheem Sterling for England. We'd win the fecking lot.
Southgate would have to pick him in the squad first.Originally Posted by Manc
That was such a well-worked set piece by citeh.
Thiago Silva standing in no man’s lands yet again. Get him aff. Haaland is going to score 2 or 3 on the break if it stays this open and he’s up against the comedy duo
Is Gvardiol is an actual left back or is this just Pep being Pep?
Centre half but he’s played left back for Leipzig and Croatia
He isn't.
Have City had a left back under Pep's watch. Mendy?
Cancelo was pretty shit hot there for about a year but then Guardiola decided he didn't like him.
Zinchenko.
Micah Richards can fuck off. Incidentally, starting Doku in this game was complacent from the pepster and Grealish will no doubt be on soon.
SILVA again. He is a fraud. City have a throw in at their own corner flag and he’s just standing there instead of going back into defence. Fuck me. How do people rate him.
Wind your neck in. If Thiago Silva wasn't out there our central defence would be a bunch of children with about 10 serious games between them.
Hahaha I genuinely love Jackson. He’s absolute trash but he makes it work.
Four goals in two since Alan Shearer's hit piece on him, all tap-ins into an empty net from three yards out. The king.
Badiashile was one of the only decent players for Chelsea last season. Reece James is the best player at the club. Disasi was Monaco’s captain and is capped for one of the most stacked National Teams in the world.
Oshimen and Nkunku in this team is going to be an unreal sight
Good job, Thiago, Son.
Waff currently burning effigies of Silva.
We've played our best game of the season by a mile tonight and scored three goals, but it literally doesn't matter when you play this lot. They just find a way. Absolute lol at anyone thinking they aren't winning the next 3-4 leagues and CLs (CLs a bit less certain but surely at least two of the next four).
Chelsea have gone from being an absolute snooze fest to box office in the space of a week. Add to that shithouse Jackson and I’m a fan.
Just stick it down the middle.
Just don’t watch them at home to bottom half sides
Still wouldn’t be shocked if Haaland popped up with a winner
Jackson on 7 bookings already this season
Mental challenge from Sterling.
If Villa tenuously being in a title race doesn't bring Mellin back, nothing will.
Of course Taylor allows City one extra counter attack but not Chelsea. Gwan Poch, lad.
Shambles that Chelsea are still on 16 points. Should have been on much more than that. Should be 7 points 10 points v Arsenal, Spurs, Liverpool and City but alas
Someone needs to have a word with Carragher to shut the fuck up with the moaning and groaning.
He never used to do it. Was a Neville thing that’s now caught on
Have to say I'm a big fan of Sturridge's punditry. Talks really fluently and comes across as actually enjoying the game.
Who are you and what have you done with Floyd?
Nkunku back soon and within touching distance of top 4, Chelsea are in a good spot.
Our injuries aren't looking great and I'm fearing for Doku vs us but if we get a result, it's on in a very big way.
We're 10 points from the top four and can only play when gifted space in behind, it'll be a couple of years before we're back to CL level. Good manager though.
Looking like Ratcliffe's minority stake in United is finally going to be OFFICIAL next week, with him taking over football matters.
This is exactly what Poch did at Spurs, no? Regularly beat City, United, etc. But constant clangers against your Burnleys and Newcastles (of old).
Maybe but Chelsea have been rotten against teams that sit in against them for a while now. Since Lampard left the first time actually. He beat the shit constantly but was found out against decent sides.
https://understat.com/league/EPL
Utd 11th on xPTSFulham need to pull something big out in Jan or they could get dragged into it with the 3 promoted sides.
Also top on form over the last 5, those goals for and against love it
https://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/prem...saison_id/2023
I'd love to know where about 35k of them are on Friday evenings.
Liverpool being bailed out by Allison and dodgy finishing for about the 4th year running.https://understat.com/league/EPL
Utd 11th on xPTS
That's a bit like saying City are being bailed out by having the best forward in the league scoring loads of goals.
Liverpool having the joint best defensive record in the league is a bitmind.
Quite surprised Endo didn't get his marching orders for that tackle yesterday in the current zeitgiest. Not quite sure what the mitigation was other than them being unable to freeze frame it in a really nasty way as it was a bit of a tangle of legs.
Not seen the Brighton one back, although their VAR guy in the stands seemed to think it wouldn't be getting overturned. Shame as the twat was literally about to be subbed off. He also thought it should have been a penalty for handball early in the second half, but the winds obviously weren't blowing on that one. Sheffield United were absolute wank, Brighton paid the price for not being 3 up in the first 15 minutes and then just coasted from there to their own sort of downfall. A familiar tale.
Having a good keeper is part of the game?
Check out Bayern Munich being bailed out by Kane scoring so many goals. #Frauds.
Aston Villa top 4 would be fine by me. Emery.
Also really shines a light on how far Gerrard should ever be away from the Liverpool staff.
I'm a twit
Probably getting the bullet from his Saudi team shortly seeing as they're languishing in 7th, assuming they weren't wank before being brought into the PIF fold.
Looks like they've always been wank and they aren't even one of the PIF teams.
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