Only thing I'm fretting over is if Haaland bangs a hattrick every game or not.
Only thing I'm fretting over is if Haaland bangs a hattrick every game or not.
Actually I've made some more changes, fuck Jesus.
This morning I'm getting premonitions of a classic Southampton collapse away to Spurs and Harry Kane bagging a hatful. Going to spend the whole day considering the Haaland - Kane swap.
Also concerned Perisic isn't going to start.
Has Kane ever got over his never scores in August thing?
My current side
May switch Botman for Zinchenko.
That's some going, to produce a team that shite.
Tenner says that team outscores SVN's.
If Perisic is a defender then I'm an NFL quarterback.
Rumours Gabriel Jesus has a swollen lymph node. Pass it on.
I can't wait for tears when he's subbed at 57 minutes every week.
Yeah I’m surprised so many people have him. They’re still meh defensively so I don’t think he’ll be getting that clean sheet bonus as often as people think.
The 5 subs is really gonna cause havoc at times this year with the 60 min rule
Think I'm settled
Ramsdale
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Trippier
TAA
Robertson
Cancelo
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Salah
Mount
Bailey
Martinelli
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Jesus
Haaland
Subs Ward, Patterson, Andreas, Archer
Ederson - Ward
TAA - Robertson - Cancelo - Perisic - Patterson
Salah - Rashford - Martinelli - Neto - Pereira
Kane - Jesus - Archer
I made it bitches.
Are you allowed 4 players with the same club if you have a player in there when they were at their old club? I thought they’d make you swap someone out but loads of people have 4 Chelsea players because of Cucurella (not sure why you’d have more than 2 never mind 3.
Your first transfer will have to involve removing a Chelsea player.
Feast your eyes chaps.
You didn’t even finish top 5 million last year son. Turn it into a sprint
Fastaslol footblol. Imbeciles.
Renounce Jesus boys.
This game has gone pretty much as well as it can for me. Just need Diaz to score the winner.
Always gutting when Spurs roll a few in and Kane manages to have zero involvement in any of them.
Looks like Nunez might need serious consideration.
Top of the league with 4 players left to play
Look who's second
I'm in fourth right now.
Good enough sprint, @Waffdon?
Trashford out Martinelli in.
Watch Sir Marcus score a hattrick now at the weekend.
Debating the merits of Haaland v Salah for captain. May stick with the latter as I just don't trust Pep.
I'd favour Haaland slightly if we assume they both play 90, but they probably won't and I reckon Salah has the xMin edge. Total toss up and inevitable one scores 22 and the other 2.
It's been a real test of character to not do any changes this week.
Captain Jesus.
I'm a twit
Enjoy your 4 points.
Okay Salah then. Happy!
Edit; jk
Last edited by Baz; 12-08-2022 at 03:03 PM.
I'm a twit
No, I'd rather you kept Jesus and enjoyed those pitiful points.
Same. More that I can’t be arsed rather than any test of strength, mind.
They couldn't have just left Bailey off?
Mitrovic with a penalty saved