Where's the body if she killed herself?
No
Yes - An able bodied 45 year old fell into a river and drowned
Yes - She was murdered by a stranger
Yes - She was murdered by someone known to her
Yes - She's not dead (innocent explanation)
Yes - She's not dead (shenanigans afoot)
Yes - Turtle/Other
Where's the body if she killed herself?
Presumably she didn't do it in two feet of water and Jim's theory sans the love interest applies.Originally Posted by Boydy
If she has killed herself then, unless she teleported to the suicide spot, they are ultimately still searching for the same body in the same places.
EDIT: As Boyd said.
Not really, she could have fucked off anywhere (before doing the deed) and obviously did if that's what happened as she clearly isn't in that stretch of water.
Bodies in that river have been known to take 7 weeks to turn up.
Did they all have sonar man looking for them though?
If you were going to kill yourself, you wouldn't drown yourself in a slow moving river.
How should I do it?
I'm a twit
PM Henners for advice.
Helium/nitrogen inhalation is the way to go.
Some of you Poundshop Poirot's may find the thread on the SMB interesting.
https://www.readytogo.net/smb/thread...shire.1599556/
There are a lot of posts from an ITKiko and I've picked a few out but they're interspersed throughout the thread.
https://www.readytogo.net/smb/thread...#post-37718964
https://www.readytogo.net/smb/thread...#post-37739912
https://www.readytogo.net/smb/thread...#post-37775160
Lol at him getting rinsed in that thread.
It can be a hostile place. You need to sign up to view it I think, but the politics forum is toxic.
'How can a fucking sausage be upside down you stupid little cunt?!'
Politics chat on football themed bulletin boards that have been around for twenty odd years is generally to be avoided, yeah.
So, here then?
Well yes, but.
Not a chance that isn't deliberate.
You've also got a bullying police angle below the picture too.
Its The Times, they knew what they were doing there.
First time Ive seen her, that. Oh aye.
I'm a twit
She probably doesn't look quite as good anymore.
Magic'd still have a go.
Oh yes.
It's happening chaps. We're about to all look like a bunch of mugs.
https://news.sky.com/story/nicola-bu...ssing-12815062
They need to be looking in the sky.
Until Sonar man says its true how can we know its not a false flag.
I don't think any of you are prepared for the amount of doubling down I am prepared to do here. She's in the balloon.
Maybe she is the balloon?
You claiming the police have found her dead body somewhere else and then, to save face with their previous "she's in the river" claim, they've then dropped her lifeless body from the helicopter mid air into the river?
I guess it's plausible.
No you fucking spastic, she's in the fucking balloon.
My idea is better.
Back off Mahow, this is the way out we're looking for.
She was in the balloon. The Yanks missiled her and dumped her in the river. Job done.
This is the lateral thinking we need. Good work, Spikey.
This case needs another twist.
Imagine the body isnt her.
Shame.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-64697300
A Body has been found in the river.
Here. We. Go.
I'd like to claim this e victory.
Sonar man absolutely devestated. Definitely not a crank.
Even in jest this is a very bad post.
I'm a twit
Agreed. Shame on the fat Greek.
That diving expert right now.
Myself, the Akehurst family and the wider TTH community send our deepest condolences to the Bulley family at this most difficult of times.
Husband guilty 100%.
Fucking Yanks.
Peter Faulding in the mud.
She's been done in by the balloon. Then they've dumped the body in the river after all of the attention.
Does raise questions how both the police and SONAR MAN have both missed a body in what looks a quite shallow river.
What if the body is the sonar guy?
Be mad if the husband had strapped her corpse to one of the balloons then when it was shot down she landed in the river. Proper Jonathan Creek plot.
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