I wasn't sure where to put this, so fuck it, moar freds.
It's not a patch on the time @John's neighbour used a kettle full of water to clear the snow from their path, but it's made me laugh none the less.
For months now, the old boy down the road has been driving at breakneck speed up and down the road on his mobility scooter and a bloke a few doors down is forever telling him to slow down. "There's kids that live down this road!", "you're going to kill someone one of these days", you get the drill.
Well, I've just heard a crash and a load of shouting. The fucker has ploughed straight into Mr Shouty Pants as he stepped out of his garden and has received one of the best cunt ridden rants I've heard in years. Bliss.
Anyway, to make this a thread; share your tales?