Imagine being under 6ft smhOriginally Posted by Lewis
Imagine being under 6ft smh
He should just pretend he is tall like Trump.
5'10" is the ideal height for humans.
He'll be fine. He'll conduct all his business six feet apart from his peers for the full term anyway.
Maybe Sunak engineered the virus in order to look taller on TV.
Short arse.
Its £14 an hour down here which isn'ttoo bad, I'd imagine its really hard work which puts most people off.
You arent allowed to take another job while furloughed or I'd go and do it while I'm off.
They’ve ran out of Gowns. #ToryBritain
Running out of shit is Labour's bag.
The airports still being open means it’s all just a sham anyway.
The fucking Waterloo clapathon last night with all the bobbies clapping along right next to each other is a complete fucking joke. The knobheads want to hassle some nobody sat on their tod in the park but happily go and clap like seal ions on a bridge.
I've heard they're going to limit police gatherings to less than 500.
Test came back negative so I can keep working anyway. I’ll be taking another one on Monday.
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I came back from work tonight and must have collapsed onto the sofa from some kind of mental exhaustion, because 90 minutes later I woke up from some kind of weird psychedelic dream that involved pet smuggling, and seduction by younger men. No recollection of even lying down there.
It must be doing this to a lot of people.
Were these pets gerbils?
Turning up at Heathrow with a coat full of parrots.
Puppies. It was via sea freight. Lord knows what they ate and drank down there.
Trump show today shoupd be a strong one, Cuomo and him have been going at it and he's also called on the people of locked down states to LIBERATE themselves
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_o...States_in_2020
Just putting that here for the inevitable.
He lost to a 16 year old Iranian.
Trump dropping this just now
There are still people on cruise ships off Australia.
I hope you're joking.
Shut up Bam, you play Meccano for a living.
There's a reason it was (and still kinda is) mostly done by slave labour.
No idea if there's any truth in it, but:
Physically hard.
Just like me.
I'm a twit
If someone who isn’t too much of a pussy to post a pic of themselves said that, I might have taken offence.
I'm a twit
You do look like you belong on the sex offenders list, tbf
https://www.buzzfeed.com/alexwickham...tage-exit-plan
Wickham is pretty good so the above is likely about right. Lots of uncertainty but the plan is to start some opening up next month.
If they start opening anything next month then wasn’t all this a waste of time?
LOCKDOWN.....(a month later).....Actually, money so fuck you all.
Not if they prevented the health service being overwhelmed at its most vulnerable point. If you can keep the number of cases and deaths manageable, then some parts of normal life can resume.
Keeping over 70s in perpetual lockdown won't work, by the way. Those (mainly the younger ones) are boomers, the most entitled of all generations, they won't accept it on any level if the under 70s aren't also doing it.
You’ve never met a current 20-something.
Can't wait until Giggsy pops his clogs from Corona.
At least if I make it through I’ll be around for your suicide.
My cousin who lives down the road from me went back home today to pick up a prescription. I thought he was just gonna go back and get that and maybe say hello to his mum from outside her house. He's texted me telling it's so great and he's so happy and his mum baked him bread and made him chilli and his nephew washed his car. He also said his mum said he could visit me if I want and told me I should go home because 'nobody will know'.
This is from someone who's still working on a reduced amount of days and whose sister (with whom the aforementioned nephew still lives) got one of those letters telling her to stay in for 12 weeks because she takes some immunosuppressant medication.
For fuck's sake.
RIP Boyd's family.
Is this the same fuckwit cousin as before? I'm sure you shared some anecdote about his complete boneheadedness.
The Russians have Ambulances queuing for 9 hours to get into the Hospital and Japan are concerned that their entire Health Service is going to crash.
I can't remember. I've probably posted tales of idiocy about my younger cousin (that cousin's nephew in that story).
This could have been a godsend for Japan if it had wiped a decent chunk of their old people out.
How have Japan, a proper country, with fewer than 10,000 recorded cases and 200 deaths ended up in that position?The Russians have Ambulances queuing for 9 hours to get into the Hospital and Japan are concerned that their entire Health Service is going to crash.
Are the vast majority of Asian countries just lying about their numbers?
https://www.dailysabah.com/world/asi...stem-collapses
There's your problem. They'd lock down the clusters but leave everyone else to it.The outbreak has highlighted underlying weaknesses in Japanese medical care, which has long been praised for its high-quality insurance system and reasonable costs. Apart from a general unwillingness to embrace social distancing, experts fault government incompetence and a widespread shortage of the protective gear and equipment medical workers need to do their jobs.
It's more that because of the age of their population, they can't treat the myriad of other sick people, so their health system is even closer to the line per se than UK.
Plus their PM, Shinzo Abe only extended lockdown measures to cover the rest of the nation outside of Tokyo from last Thursday.
EDIT: Out of the way Shinners.
They chain smoke like it's a national sport, as well.
Anything that isn't a liberal democracy will have completely fictional numbers. Liberal democracies will have roughly representative numbers but far from exactly right.
There's absolutely no reason to think any nation's approach to these statistics will be any different to their approach to any other statistics. It's long been known that Chinese GDP is just a big number they invent for the sake of it.
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