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    I went to bed at 3am but in this world you have to turn up, log on and grind out. Sitting at my desk in silence, it's like being back at the Koreans.

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    Just got the last few bits. Big bags of Walkers Max chicken wing and Keogh's cheese and onion on offer

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd View Post
    I went to bed at 3am but in this world you have to turn up, log on and grind out. Sitting at my desk in silence, it's like being back at the Koreans.
    I last checked the clock at 2am. Up at 6am. I'm not working anything that would require me to be awake. There should be fuck all coming in that's urgent. And if it is, I'm out at 3pm.

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    Here’s the office Christmas tree:

    I'm a twit

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    Well, my sister is also getting a divorce. She and her soon-to-be-ex-husband and the kids are coming up to my dad's. I'm moving out for a week to live with my mum.

    24th: My ex-wife and kid are staying at my dad's for a bit of normality, I'll sleep on the sofa
    25th: Christmas morning open presents and breakfast, then I go with them to her family (who are staying in a lodge) to see them open presents for 30 mins then drive home in tears and cry in the basement for the rest of Christmas day
    26th: Go to the lodge again, have a fake Christmas dinner and then drive home to my dad's to meet and greet the second destroyed family in my family
    27th: Work in Glasgow (going through to escape) then staying at mums
    28th: Same as above
    29th: no idea but staying at mums
    30th: no idea but staying at mums
    31st: at dad's for heavy drinking and hogmonay, this will undoubtedly be a disaster as there will be so much tension and friction and alcohol and awkwardness. Thankfully my ex won't be there. Staying at my wee brothers' girlfriend's mum and dads.
    1st: Going to mum's for New Year's Day dinner with my ex and daughter. Staying over with my daughter. Ex going back home.
    2nd: Handing daughter back over and going to dad's to no doubt see the damage and say goodbye to my really good mate/brother-in-law forever (maybe they live down south)
    3rd: Back to work thank fuck.

    Trying not to get depressed. I have doubled my ADD meds and have made the decision to drop the Prozac. I'm going to really cut back on the booze as well.

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    Watch every Leeds game.

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    Fairy Tale of Dundee.

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    I’m in Scotland. That’s all the news I have.

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    Why the fuck are you going near her family?

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    Quote Originally Posted by phonics View Post
    I’m in Scotland. That’s all the news I have.
    Coming to meet up with me and the Waff?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giggles View Post
    Why the fuck are you going near her family?
    Basically trying to see as much of my daughter as possible. When I have to leave her on Christmas day I will no doubt feel like taking my own life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magic View Post
    Basically trying to see as much of my daughter as possible. When I have to leave her on Christmas day I will no doubt feel like taking my own life.
    Fair enough. They always sounded like the type that would be loving all this though so I'd just be wary they're not trying to use you as comedy value in front of her all day.

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    Where's the year review thread? @Foe?

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    This morning I had a dream that @Ian posted a picture of his front door saying

    Quote Originally Posted by Ian
    New house. Apparently some people in the street even have double glazing. #madeit
    And for some reason I was in London (dunno) at the time sat in my car scrolling through TTH and saw it and was like wait, that's that door as in I was parked outside his house. So I went upto it and stood with my phone out on selfie mode (landscape) and knocked on the door ready to snap a pic. There was no answer though and then nothing else happened in the dream.
    I'm a twit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    Fairy Tale of Dundee.
    When you stayed at my dad's
    For some normality
    You offered me weekends
    Not joint custody

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magic View Post

    Trying not to get depressed. I have doubled my ADD meds and have made the decision to drop the Prozac.
    That is a terrible idea.

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    Quote Originally Posted by phonics View Post
    I’m in Scotland. That’s all the news I have.
    We’ve a free gaff for Hogmanay, Son

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    Quote Originally Posted by Queenslander View Post
    That is a terrible idea.
    I'm using nutribullet shakes and running to ease me back in.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dino View Post
    Where's the year review thread? @Foe?
    I got you fam. Took me ages to find last years version. Turned out you wrote it.

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    Well, I'm knackered. I worked on a spreadsheet for an hour and that was about it. Discovered the jumper I was wearing had a massive hole in it.

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    Just got a Baileys coffee.

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    I got a bottle of Cool Swan. It's sexy.

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    Huge withdrawal symptoms. This is fun.

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    Any of youse got restaurant reccos for Edinburgh?

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    Tigerlilly. The Dome.

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    Chez Jules. Great little find.

    I'm buzzed on the Malbec.

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    Just spent what felt like ten hours building some flat pack toy kitchen. Had to sack off two pieces of wood cos they just WOULD NOT FIT.

    Everyday as a parent, I appreciate my mum and dad more and more. The amount of shite they had to do. Appreciate your folks, lads. Wish them all a happy Christmas from me if you have the chance. I’m glad they’ve raised you all like they have.

    And ehh @wullie it’s not that bad really. This Christmas (and the next one, really) will be okay but after that it’s not about you anymore, and you can’t have fun without someone gegging in, or get drunk, or take your eye off the little spithanded bulldozer for one second.
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    I'm a twit

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    Ha. We had to get the in laws to have ours for a few hours last year so we could build a FUCKING TOY CUNTING KITCHEN. They are misdesigned on purpose. They must be.

    Things are simpler these days. Mass-consumables are the order of the day, although she'll still end up playing with the fucking boxes.

    I've got lucky tonight, with our 9 week old so far sleeping like a dream. Me and the Mrs split the night with me dealing with him pre-1 am and her doing afterwards. Winner.

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    If you're not getting your toy kitchen from Ikea then you're doing something seriously wrong.

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    What age is your kid now, @Baz?

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    What's the deal with this elf on a shelf pish too? My pals kids were talking gibberish.

    Is Zooey deschanel coming round or not?

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    It's the worst thing ever.

    Avoid at absolutely all costs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Foe View Post
    What's the deal with this elf on a shelf pish too? My pals kids were talking gibberish.

    Is Zooey deschanel coming round or not?
    We got 3 days into 'Elf on a shelf' last year, then he didn't move until boxing day. He hasn't survived through to this year. Bless him.

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    A month or so ago I saw one of them in Iceland (lads it is banging) and thought to myself 'lol "the Nonce in the Sconce"'. Turns out, right, that, as far as I can see at least, nobody else has called it that anywhere on the internet.

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    Got some presents today:

    An 11 inch Heston Blumenthal ham and salmon slicer (I imagine if I try to cut anything else with it he calls me an ignorant cunt), a Game of Thrones blanket, Super Smash Bros, Stupid Deaths board game, a stress ball thing and a pack of quality socks.

    All good stuff although the last few years I've been more interested in the reaction of my presents to my Mum and my Sister. Gifts went down well with them.

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    Elf on the shelf cunts need to die.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magic View Post
    I'm using nutribullet shakes and running to ease me back in.
    I would consult with your Dr mate. One of the benefits of prozac is its ability to narrow the emotional range you may experience during highly stressful time. The highs and lows wont be so extreme.

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    Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals.

    Quote Originally Posted by Baz View Post
    This morning I had a dream that @Ian posted a picture of his front door saying



    And for some reason I was in London (dunno) at the time sat in my car scrolling through TTH and saw it and was like wait, that's that door as in I was parked outside his house. So I went upto it and stood with my phone out on selfie mode (landscape) and knocked on the door ready to snap a pic. There was no answer though and then nothing else happened in the dream.
    At least I'm the man of somebody's dreams.

    Even if in said dream you have me living at totally the wrong end of the UK.

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    Merry Christmas lads.

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    Feliz Navidad, muchachos.

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    Merry Christmas you filthy animals.

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    Nollaig shona dhaoibh.

    (Sorry Niko, don't assemble the national front)

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    I’ve just watched Trump tell a seven year old Santa doesn’t exist so that’s my Christmas made.

    My hotel doesn’t let you out for cigarettes. This is a fucking crime.(technically it does but when I went by an hour ago the bloke seemed very pissed off to have to deal with it, just give me a fucking alley to do my addiction in, its a five star hotel I’m not going to shoot up or something)

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    As much as I loathe smokers, that's mental.

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    It’s my right to watch Christmas tv till 3 am drinking cans of fosters. Why do I have to bother staff?

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    Had a pretty good night, assembled a gang of about 15 old friends and drank lots of beer in town, but also had the sense to go home earlyish. First Christmas day without a massive hangover for about 8 years

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    I’m in Brum after Boxing Day till New Year. You know it’s time for chess (once you introduce me to the person I can get the kind of materials to make chess bearable obvs)

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    Kitzbuhel Christmas Day lfg

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    Merry Crispmus people.

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