Binance End Game Thread

[randomlegend]

A?

[Lewis]

Does anyone really care that it wasn't "entertaining"?

It was a low-stakes, long-shot punt on making money and everyone involved knew that. I (and I imagine most of us) gave the lad £100. It's nowhere near enough to expect him to perform like some sort of dancing bear on demand. He wasn't managing your fucking pension fund.

He probably hasn't been back in because the over-reaction and subsequent pile-on in here since it failed has gotten a bit silly. Somebody specifically brought up the fact that he had been to prison in the past, for fucks sake. I wouldn't want to engage with shit like that either, to be perfectly honest.

We're not actually seething, and he's not a mimsy, so it can't be that.

[Magic]

I kind of need my £200 back due to my impending unemployment...

[7om]

@Baz, is Bazbot for sale? I wouldn’t mind giving it a go.

[Nik*]

Who's the next best investor?

[Manc]

The Computer.

[Spikey M]

Who's the next best investor?

Currently Baz.

If you want an actual person to do the investing then DS, but he would make it to a million and spend it on a lifetime supply of Munchyboxes.

[Ben]

@Baz, is Bazbot for sale? I wouldn’t mind giving it a go.

He released it to us for free. You just got to use his referral link. PM him.

[Manc]

Or Bam.

[Baz]

I’ll share the better version of the bot. Hopefully tonight.

I’m just so tired at the moment that in the evening I usually just collapse on a chair and watch telly.

Happy for people to go it alone or for as many as you want to chip in and do this group bot. Was gonna start a new one anyway so if you wanna top up my pot on top of my (probably) 1k we can do that, and I’ll give everyone half back if it goes tits up WHICH IT WON’T. Would just need to work out percentages and stuff.

Just cos not everyone wants to (or can afford to) bung £1500 into something with the fear of it turning to dust in days, whereas people seem happy to watch £100 (or whatever) slowly grow.

[Offshore Toon]

I'll sit out the BoreBot but I'll definitely get on the good bot by mid-July.

[Manc sean]

I’ll share the better version of the bot. Hopefully tonight.

I’m just so tired at the moment that in the evening I usually just collapse on a chair and watch telly.

Happy for people to go it alone or for as many as you want to chip in and do this group bot. Was gonna start a new one anyway so if you wanna top up my pot on top of my (probably) 1k we can do that, and I’ll give everyone half back if it goes tits up WHICH IT WON’T. Would just need to work out percentages and stuff.

Just cos not everyone wants to (or can afford to) bung £1500 into something with the fear of it turning to dust in days, whereas people seem happy to watch £100 (or whatever) slowly grow.

What does it trade and is it legal?

[Ben]

Forex, yes.

[Dark Soldier]

If you want an actual person to do the investing then DS, but he would make it to a million and spend it on a lifetime supply of Munchyboxes.

I agree. Send me a few hundred apiece and I'll come back to you in several years and double your money.

[Dark Soldier]

Maybe even triple if you're good lads.

[Baz]

Let's do this then? New thread or continue here?

Anyway, I've withdrawn my initial 5k this morning and left £1300 behind to continue making small profits. Now the plan is to put it my 5k into a new pot on Saturday night, to begin trading in the early hours of Monday morning.

I've also come up with a model to show how people can get involved:

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All names and figures are completely imaginary.

If TTH contribute, I will still only be taking my share of the profit and nothing on top. However, because you would be making the pot bigger, the daily profits will be bigger than they would have been without additional investment.

Can anyone see any major flaws or have I nailed this? (Feel free to make suggestions.)

If it looks good to go, who wants in? You can contribute anything from £10 upwards, any amount (rounded to the nearest £10/£25 OCD purposes).

You won't be able to "buy in" after it's started. Latest to pay in will be midday on Saturday 11th June 2022. Can send it via Paypal, bank transfer or crypto.

I'LL REPAY EVERYONE 25%/£100 (whichever's smaller) IF EVERYTHING IS LOST.

PLEASE BE AWARE EVERYONE WILL BE ABLE TO SEE EACHOTHERS CONTRIBUTION

ORIGINAL PLAN WAS TO RUN FOR 6 MONTHS AND WITHDRAW THE LOT JUST BEFORE CHRISTMAS but we can discuss when people might want to withdraw, eg if their individual balance reaches X, on a specific date, etc. if you want.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Mellin is a bit tight only putting £500 in. Surely he's got more than that after his nice holiday.

[Ben]

In. Third time's the charm.

[Boydy]

It makes 3% a day? Is that what you've experienced so far? What does that look like just before Christmas then?

[Baz]

It makes 3% a day? Is that what you've experienced so far? What does that look like just before Christmas then?

No these numbers are made up. Varies between 0.4 and 4, usually closer to 1%

[Spikey M]

It's such a bad idea but the fomo is crippling.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I'll probably talk myself into it. Not sure on what stake I'll do yet though.

[Spikey M]

I might just chuck a tenner in to be involved.

[Lewis]

I was interested in the Bazbot, so if this cuts out me having to download and run things then I am in.

[Don]

I approve of this far more than Mellin's idea. Actual corroborated track-record and no delusions of grandeur.

Only concerns I need assurance on before committing are:

A) Are there any measures to prove the money is utilised in the markets beside a spreadsheet Baz can easily contrive?

B) What will the updates/progress reports look like? Will I get a ride out of it? All I'll need are daily P&L really.

C) Has none of Baz's contacts scaled this up yet? If not, it's surprising.

1% gain a day for 1 year gives a x37.8 return.

[niko_cee]

Seeing as I made it onto the imaginary spreadsheet it seems rude not to get involved.

[Danny]

I was interested in the Bazbot, so if this cuts out me having to download and run things then I am in.

Same. Not sure I could be arsed with the faffing about so this works.

[Ben]

Yeah it is a faff, especially if you rent a virtual server to run it on like me. I had one failed attempt to begin with but that was my own fuck up. I went again properly and it's been fine. Slow gains but realistic considering my small initial investment.

[Boydy]

Is the code available to have a look at?

[Baz]

I approve of this far more than Mellin's idea. Actual corroborated track-record and no delusions of grandeur.

Only concerns I need assurance on before committing are:

A) Are there any measures to prove the money is utilised in the markets beside a spreadsheet Baz can easily contrive?

B) What will the updates/progress reports look like? Will I get a ride out of it? All I'll need are daily P&L really.

C) Has none of Baz's contacts scaled this up yet? If not, it's surprising.

1% gain a day for 1 year gives a x37.8 return.

A. Measures. I could potentially login to the virtual machine on an actual machine and stream the immeasurably boring chart to Twitch but viewers would soon die down. In fact, I will do this if it is realistically achievable. Problem is as trades occur the list gets a scroll bar and I don’t think it scrolls. I’ll look into it anyway.

B. I’ll update the online spreadsheet every evening after 10PM. It’ll look exactly like the one in the screenshot, only with actual data.

C. Very much so. One lad earns a grand a day but his settings are considered risky and his balance was 29k last I heard.

There was a time last week when open trades were totalling about -1200 and I panicked and turned off the bot. The big money guy was -9000. He was confident it would be fine though. Lo and behold when the trades all closed I was +125 and he was +2500, apparently. Madness.

Is the code available to have a look at?

It seems to be compiled and you need some specific software to decompile it, which I couldn’t find.

[Boydy]

It seems to be compiled and you need some specific software to decompile it, which I couldn’t find.

It is a script in Metatrader?

https://www.metatrader4.com/en/tradi...scripts_create

This seems to say you should be able to edit it in in Metatrader (and therefore be able to see the code).

[Offshore Toon]

I'll run my own version next month.

[Don]

I'm not running my own like some jew, one for all and all for one. Those answers have satisfied me.

Boydy nerding it up some more would merely increase my stake.

[Baz]

It is a script in Metatrader?

https://www.metatrader4.com/en/tradi...scripts_create

This seems to say you should be able to edit it in in Metatrader (and therefore be able to see the code).

From looking at those screenshots, the bot is not a script it is an expert advisor.

[Ben]

Indeed it is an expert advisor and you can’t see the code.

[Boydy]

Ah, I see.

[Boydy]

Does this work?

https://www.metatrader4.com/en/tradi...experts_create

[Foe]

Yeah I’ll shove £100 in. PM me some bank details

How’s mikes version getting on? Is anyone in your group struggling?

[Ben]

The bot reacts to the same signals, so everyone is doing equally well. The only variable is the initial investment.

[Foe]

FoeBot is a go*

*via BazBot

[Lewis]

Does this work?

https://www.metatrader4.com/en/tradi...experts_create

'He says "Do you code?"!'

[Boydy]

I just want to see what's going on in it.

[Lewis]

[Clunge]

Colour me keen.

[phonics]

Absolutely hilarious turn of events that Mellin has been such an absolute fraud that it’s led to people giving fucking Baz money.

[Spikey M]

Going from people refusing free money because they didn't trust his referral links to people sending him bunches of 10's by BACS. What a man.

Spreadsheet Badboy.
Domestic Abuse Champion.
4D Chess Legend.

[Shindig]

I'm just amazed how quick some are jump back in after losing hundreds already.

[Waffdon]

FOMO is a wonderful thing

[Ben]

I'm just amazed how quick some are jump back in after losing hundreds already.

I'm already running this bot on my own so I know it works.

[Baz]

C) Has none of Baz's contacts scaled this up yet? If not, it's surprising.

Will DM people today with bank/paypal details, and also those who have requested the newest version of the bot.