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Thread: The All New, All Shit, Relationship Thread

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    Of course, she wont be done with him for another year before needing to find a new victim. /JusticeforMagic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magic View Post
    I just downloaded Tinder, set it all up and my first card or whatever it is was a 22 year old model porn star. Or she looked like one. Uninstalled straight away.
    There's far more respectable ones out there so you've no need to use that shit show. You don't seem to be ready for that stage regardless though, there's no rush.

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    Remember when people on here were arsing about with Plenty of Fish for that thread and nickfootie found his own sister?

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    Wasn't DS luring some weirdos too, and nickfootie had to implore him not to target his sister?

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    As I recall the thread was on the wind-up with fake accounts and as they were enjoying all the bants Nick found his sister on there.

    I think somebody said they'd found her but I dunno if they actually had or if he just had the fear enough to entertain the notion.

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    I'm really addicted to bumble.

    Lol at the shit chat up lines. You can tell who is experienced.

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    No luck with matching really so I got fed up of being notified I'd BEEN LIKED without knowing anymore...so I signed up to premium at £12 a month, for 6 months.

    And it was all horrific fat ugly birds.



    I've been conned, lads.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magic View Post
    No luck with matching really so I got fed up of being notified I'd BEEN LIKED without knowing anymore...so I signed up to premium at £12 a month, for 6 months.

    And it was all horrific fat ugly birds.



    I've been conned, lads.
    That's how they get you.

    Just saw someone on tinder whose bio had in it "Expecting my first child. Sadly things didn't work out so doing it alone."

    Fucking hell.

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    I've avoided Tinder thus far but might go back. Desperately need convincing I'm not an ugly troll now.

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    £12 a month to approach women?
    I'm a twit

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    Well, he met his last one at school and he'd go on a register if he tried that now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Baz View Post
    £12 a month to approach women?
    Sounds like a great deal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Baz View Post
    £12 a month to approach women?
    Pretty much. I think it's good. Can't imagine doing it IRL.

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    Im starting to get shook now. Im going drop-in clinic this afternoon.

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    No point in signing up for the 6 month subscription for you then.

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    He's posting in the wrong thread now. Definitely syphilitic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magic View Post
    Pretty much. I think it's good. Can't imagine doing it IRL.
    Why not?
    I'm a twit

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    Expand your social circle to silly levels. Attend events, join clubs, catch up with old friends. You never know what hidden gems lie in the potential aquaitances.

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    Cut the BS and go snorkeling with Sincere.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Baz View Post
    Why not?
    Because its awkward.

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    "Just be more confident!" in 3.... 2.....

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    Play it cool.

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    You're probably nowhere near ready the stage for anyone else at all, unless you're just looking for a ride. In which case Tinder is exactly the spot.

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    I need experience. Not going to get that in a basement.

    How quickly can you suggest meeting? This texting stuff is doing my head in.

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    As soon as possible imo, there's nothing worse than trying to maneuver romantically over text.

    Of course, I say that as someone who's never been on a Tinder date or anything, Okay Amigo notwithstanding.

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    Tell her to meet you in a Tesco parking lot when the moon has reached its zenith

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    If you're just out for banging some sloooooots, then crack on, but a new relationship would be a disaster right now.

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    Yeah fuck that, just something casual but more than a one night stand. Defo not a relationship.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magic View Post
    Yeah fuck that, just something casual but more than a one night stand. Defo not a relationship.
    Thats a slippery ass slope. I suggest committing to one night stands for a while. Or at the very least preserve utmost emotional distance from anyone you're seeing. Sounds whack but true.

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    Get a sugar baby.

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    Get an atomic kitten.

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    Kerry Katona might still be in Iceland.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mugbull View Post
    Thats a slippery ass slope. I suggest committing to one night stands for a while. Or at the very least preserve utmost emotional distance from anyone you're seeing. Sounds whack but true.
    How is that slippier than quick wins?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magic View Post
    How is that slippier than quick wins?
    “Something casual but not a one night stand” quickly turns into “i’ve been seeing this girl for a month and i’m so emotionally vulnerable that i’ve fallen deeply in love already” and then “she’s stopped texting me”

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    Take a few pages out of Igors book and Facebook live the suicide when it all goes wrong.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mugbull View Post
    “Something casual but not a one night stand” quickly turns into “i’ve been seeing this girl for a month and i’m so emotionally vulnerable that i’ve fallen deeply in love already” and then “she’s stopped texting me”
    It really doesn't.

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    For you, it will

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    Quote Originally Posted by mugbull View Post
    For you, it will
    Maybe 7 months ago. Not now.

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    FYI the bitch asked me for money today to cover a summer club. I told her to do one on the basis I pay maintenance already and more, plus I can't see her anywhere near as much I'd like.

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    Pay on the basis you take her?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Manc View Post
    Take a few pages out of Igors book and Facebook live the suicide when it all goes wrong.
    cunt

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    Quote Originally Posted by Manc View Post
    Pay on the basis you take her?
    He's already paid.

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    I have... A DATE.

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    Don't end up blocking her or anything stupid like that.

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    What you mean?

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    Sowing a seed.

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    Do it for the thread.

    Igor has been bullied into silence by Shinners and Waff is lodged firmly under thumb, so we need this shit.

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    Snogged a sexy girl in a nightclub last night lads waaaay

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    Had some fucking wicked donner meat and chips afterwards too. Here I am taking in the ambiance of Norwich kebab and pizza :

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