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    Quote Originally Posted by Bam View Post
    My god, it's still going! But who on earth actually uses it??

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    Never heard of that. Is it like Tinder?

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    It probably a nonce's paradise, I bet LeedsRevolution and Hammer loved it.

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    At least now we know he was serious about wanting to bum bruhnaldo.

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    Wtf

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    That has to be one of the best finds we've ever had.

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    For fuck sake

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    I always figured Wedge or R-One made it. Who was it?

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    Brilliant.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pepe View Post
    Never heard of that. Is it like Tinder?
    Pretty much. That shit worked out well for me back in the day. That day being 2002-2006. How is that still a thing?

    Edot: oh fuck I found my own profile on that thing atleast I am under straight, Spikey you giant mincer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lewis View Post
    I always figured Wedge or R-One made it. Who was it?
    Me, you thick cunt.

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    Never took you as someone to lie about their height.

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    nice chuck me ya number spikey

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dark Soldier View Post
    nice chuck me ya number spikey
    You after some of this?

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    He wants some loaf-roasting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    You after some of this?

    This stuff was tehfuge at its best.

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    Remember this page when everyone tells you the times before were really funny.

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    @Lewis can you find Lpoolboy's old profile?

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    It's a different type of funny now, but it's still funny.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Bam View Post
    @Lewis can you find Lpoolboy's old profile?
    I can't find one for 'lpoolboy' or anything like it, but looking for Google references to TTH and Faceparty brings up this random guy nailing IJ.

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    "The others on there are easy to deal with, just laugh at them and that makes them go wild"

    I mean, he's not wrong.

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    Just post about your collapsing, emotionally abusive marriage and that makes them go wild.

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    @igor_balis

    on the one hand, shindig isn't wrong that you do seem to get overly invested too quickly when it comes to girls

    on the other hand, shindig hasn't had a date since he got ice cream with his mom in 1999 so maybe he's just jelly

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    Jelly and Iced cream > *

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    Jelly and Iced cream > *
    Except a good rimming.

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    Gutted that faceparty is blocked in work.
    I'm a twit

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    That profile's real?

    50 cent, fam?

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    https://www.faceparty.com/artista

    Faceparty looks mental.

    Do you still fancy 50 Cent, Spikes?

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    Can't get enough Hippy Hopping.

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    Course we can't get a straight forward answer from you.

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    He probably has a massive mickey in fairness.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bruhnaldo View Post
    Course we can't get a straight forward answer from you.
    Like my man fiddy would say, I got 99 problems, but this shit ain't one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Offshore Toon View Post
    https://www.faceparty.com/artista

    Faceparty looks mental.

    Do you still fancy 50 Cent, Spikes?
    Some of the people writing to her are great.

    This bloke is really shooting for the stars: "hi nice see someone else from Somerset on here I from near Taunton. Where you from? great pictures by the way."

    And this guy seems incredibly proud to be a drug dealer.

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    Fucking hell, Gilesy there giving my dear home of Taunton as bad a name as it deserves. Must be yonks ago though, Tesco doesn't look like that any more. Hurr.

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    Random hurr at the end makes that post.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    Like my man fiddy would say, I got 99 problems, but this shit ain't one.
    I'm a twit

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    Let her have her moment, Baz.

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    So I got chatting to this girl on tinder. She's not very fit, and she's one of those girls with the kind of photos that could either make her a bit curvy or fucking massive, but she's quite fun and has suggested me coming round her's tomorrow to "get fucked up", with alcohol and other more x rated substances. I've obviously agreed cus at the very least it should make for a funny enough evening. Certainly unlike any other first dates i've been on.

    She lives in her own place right by a pub in Northampton, so we're meeting there then going back to hers. I thought this was ideal.

    However I've also been talking to this other girl on Tinder who lives on the outskirts of Northampton. She's a bit cooler and more interesting, and it's more than "ah this might be a laugh". She's definitely not huge either. Finally got to the stage of discussing potentially meeting up. Immediately says "ah there's really nice pub that has a pub quiz on wednesdays". It's, OBVIOUSLY, the same fucking pub that fat drug girl lives next door to. And she says she sometimes just pops in there for a pint after work. Lol. I said ahhh Wednesday isn't ideal, how about monday, and she said "yeah that's fine! it's nice and chilled in THAT PUB on monday, will be good for a drink". Fuck sake.

    We've agreed to meet up at 2pm on Monday as we're both off work, and my logic is that either the date will have been a disaster anyway so I'll be back in my enz by the time the other girl finishes work, and if we're having a nice time and have had a few drinks I'll either subtly suggest a different pub or more likely just blurt out SO I WENT ON ANOTHER DATE WITH A GIRL 3 DAYS AGO WHO LIVES NEXT DOOR TO THIS PUB HAHA WON'T IT BE FUNNY IF SHE COMES IN.

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    What a predicament. I hope the follow-up stories are worthy of recounting again and again.
    I'm a twit

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    I kind of hope you never settle down igor, no way that could be as entertaining as your trials and tribulations on Tinder.

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    He messaged me that he was in love with some dirty minx like 2 weeks ago.

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    I so hope that one of them drops in during one of the dates.

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    Threesome on the cards?

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    Have you even been for an informal lager with him?

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    Date #1 is going alright. Absolutely zero chemistry, mutually, but we're chatting bollocks and doing drugs and having fun. It's like when I met @phonics, if phonics was a chubby girl in a beret.

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    That’s what friendship is all about

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    Anyone who wears a beret is a wanker.

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