Although it should never have been on it in the first place, same as here, it would be madness to waste money to do it at this stage.
Although it should never have been on it in the first place, same as here, it would be madness to waste money to do it at this stage.
It's on there to make your own life easier because English is the most widespread language in the world. If you rock up at an airport/border and the security staff don't speak French (or Irish, which nobody does) then you're going to be fucking around while they find someone that does. However, 99% of people in those jobs already speak English, so they can just check your passport / licence and through you go.
It's got nothing to do with Britain.
Have they dropped English as one of their official languages yet?
The Academie Française lost their fight about 150 years ago (with the Franco-Prussian War, really) but gawd bless them for soldiering on.
At one point they were wanting to change 'Parking' to 'Aparcation' and so on in a refroggification drive.
https://www.theguardian.com/lifeands...date-ellie-tom
He said he’s been likened to Jack Grealish and I couldn’t quite hold in my laughter.
Would you meet again?
Our paths could definitely cross, but just as friends.Give it up, Tom. And stop pretending anybody thinks you look like Jack Grealish just because you've got some hair gel.Would you meet again?
I’d definitely like to.
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Fond memories if Sandberg saying I look like Danny Dyer with too many chromosomes.
Does he still look like Mike Ashley's regen?
She made him go meat free and then ordered meat? He’s well shot of her.
That's charity workers for you.
Yet she gave him an 8. My mate used to have something called “harsh scale” so we’d say like Serena Williams was harsh scale 7 and actually be realistic that if there is a ever an 8/9/god forbid a 10, they’d actually be pretty goddamn special. Giving a lad you never wanna see again an 8 is madness.
She’s a harsh scale 4, I’d say.
I'm a twit
As for university assignments out of 100 in which it's basically impossible to score more than 80 or less than 50, and in which almost everything submitted seems to end up a couple of points either side of 65.
She can fuck off. Cry about it if you're 35, not 25, you mentalist.
25 in Scotland is 35.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-eng...shire-59907613
There you are Taz. The victim card Jimmy promised you.
He looks like Damien Duff.
https://www.theguardian.com/money/20...ep-warm-advice
Oh shut the fuck up, you cunts, these scummy people need to be educated.
Ovo still haven't paid me my final money back from closing the account.
I'll save myself for Macmillans Super Smoking September.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-59951710
Ion Onut was looking at profiles on dating sites while driving his HGV
More than likely out in five years for killing three people. Dangerous driving sentences are a joke.
Aye, it's bleak. Reminds me of the Selby bloke who wound up out in 3 years.
Surely if that's your parents and he gets out after such a paltry sentence you knock on his door and finish the job. That fella in Germany did it to that air traffic controller, only copped 2 years in total for it.
Who says revenge is futile?Later, after his release from prison, Kaloyev was appointed deputy minister of construction of North Ossetia-Alania. In 2016, upon retirement from the local Ossetian government, Kaloyev was awarded the highest regional medal by that government, the medal "To the Glory of Ossetia". The medal is awarded for the highest achievements, improving the living conditions of the inhabitants of the region, for educating the younger generation and maintaining law and order.[1]
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-59977193
Get the temp gun out, @Queenslander
I encountered 40c on holiday once and I remain convinced that anything hotter than that would kill everyone and everything. 50c is insanity. You're half way to boiling point, and that's in the shade for fuck sake.
I was in Melbourne for Christmas a few years ago and it was 40 degrees. It was unbearable being outside for more than a few minutes.
Aren't you lot all dying every time it goes above 20 degrees?
30's, yeah. But that's only really at night time because our houses are built to retain the heat and we don't have aircon to cool it down, so sleep is basically impossible. My daughters room has a thermometer in it and it hit 37c last year.
We're getting Aircon at somepoint this spring though.
I remember reading how everyone in the London marathon was dying because it was 'hot,' when the temperature was not all that high, a few years ago. But anyway, 40+ is miserable no matter who you are.
Was that after the vax?
I once played golf in 44 degrees in central France. Made it to the 15th hole before staggering off the course to die.
I did golf at 40-odd in the Middle East, there were little huts with fridges of bottled water in them every other hole or so and after a couple you think it's not so bad and by the end you're gulping it down by the litre.
Moaning about the weather in Britain is basically just habit at this point. Whatever the weather is there'll be a healthy proportion of people who then want it to be something else. Moan like fuck through the winter then on the first 20+ day "Fuck's sake it's too hot isn't it? It's too hot."
The French seem to be obsessed with the weather too. Everything but a very narrow temperature range will be either too cold or too hot.
That's when you turn to "I do wish Summer/Winter would hurry up and get here!".
Or, if you are feeling edgy, you can go for "climate change can't come soon enough."
Sunny weather for more than a day: "It's too hot."
Cold weather: "Sick of this bad weather!"
Humid: "Oooh, we need rain, don't we?"
No snow at Christmas: "It'd be nice to get a white Christmas, eh?"
Snow at Christmas: "I mean I wouldn't mind the snow if I didn't have to go anywhere!"
I wonder if this is true of all countries where you don't tend to get extremes of weather then. Like, if you live somewhere that gets fucking tornados or floods because of monsoons or something you've got fairly cut and dried ideas of what constitutes bad weather. When the worst you've got to worry about is the road being a bit slippy or wondering if you'll get a table with some shade when having dinner outside it really lets you dig into what you really hate about mild weather conditions.
Could be. Mexico City has the mildest of weathers though, and I don't recall people caring that much. But yeah, living here where -10 and below is common in the winter and then it is always 30+ in the summer, you just have to shrug it off and get on with life.
EDIT: Snow can fuck right off though.
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40 in the US didn’t feel as bad as high 20’s did here for me. Plus everywhere is set up properly for the heat there.
You’d imagine he’s fucked when they’ve disowned him that much.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-englan...yside-59981811
Another big win for society.
Probably everything that's wrong with this shit summed up in 6 words."committed to being an inclusive retailer"
Meanwhile, midget continues to have two definitions according to the OED. Who will stop such tyranny?
I am sure that the lives of people with dwarfism will improve considerably. Thank you, Dr. Pritchard.
Someone tell Cadburys to rebrand their Fingers because it's upsetting Mahow.
NB: I can't think of any head based confectionery, so I am unjustifiably confident of this joke not backfiring.