THE Parcel Destination Engineer.
THE Parcel Destination Engineer.
Lewis vs. Jimmy Floyd
Ian vs. Giggles
I just want to see Ian up against Jimmy in the final so that it can go to extra time then whoever drinks a cup of tea fastest wins.
Lewis being on the ropes is a glorious scenario.
Weblymania runnin wild.
Lewis vs. Jimmy Floyd
Ian vs. Giggles
Possibly the funniest two posters on here. All praise Ian for his dedication to Haxball, though.
Sadly, the opinion on this board is generally swayed by pretty boring posters, so we do end up with situations like this. Lewis might as well radicalise at this point. He's probably morphing into Saint 2.0.
Lewis vs. Jimmy Floyd
Ian vs. Giggles
Lewis vs. Jimmy Floyd
Ian vs. Giggles
Jimmy and Giggles.
Lewis vs. Jimmy Floyd
Ian vs. Giggles
Second was an easy choice because positivity > negativity and this is how I did the first one:
Giggles isn't negative. It's understated positivity.
I'm counting it not being a complete whitewash as a stunning e-victory. How's that for positive?
Lewis vs. Jimmy Floyd
Ian vs. Giggles
Hardest tie yet that second one.
You realise you're one of the most negative fuckers in here, right?
Hence why I'm not in this tournament
Lewis vs. Jimmy Floyd
Ian vs. Giggles
Lewis vs. Jimmy Floyd
Ian vs. Giggles
I think he's confused VS for DS.
I think he's tried this every round by now.
He's the reason @Sir Andy Mahowry isn't in the semi.
I'm a twit
It's a cry for help.
Lewis vs. Jimmy Floyd
Ian vs. Giggles
Both tricky blah blah blah blah.
You can't walk anything you fat cunt.
Spikey M vs. Mahow
Jimmy
Ian.
This is really fucking hard.
Lewis vs. Jimmy Floyd
Ian vs. Giggles
Should be pointed out that I haven't been a regular poster for about two years now and I'm only participating because Baz has been bombarding me with mentions.
To think I bought you a coke in 2010 and not only did you not drink it, but you then voted for HIM nine years later.
He would have got back on the train if it wasn't for me.
Plus you dragged us ten miles across London in the baking sun you wanker.
I just plotted it out on the web and it comes to 0.65 miles. Try again you lazy northern bastard.
I've just remembered I made us leave the first pub we took Luca into because 'It's gay in here'. That was your chance. All these years of extra stress for nothing.
I was probably still having the milk argument with the bar girl.
Lewis ordered a milk at a bar? I figured he'd only try that sort of deviant behaviour at some shithole Wetherspoons franchise.
I didn’t know so many of you had met in rl.
Also well done whoever did this:
I'm a twit
MEEGS MEEGS MEEGS
@Amigo
Was this a secret meet or do I just not remember it happening? That's a pretty solid four for a meet, unlike the public ones that have happened.
Informal drinks.
Jimmy Floyd and Ian
These were separate meets. The first was 2010 when Amigo and his irl best mate visited London. We got him to slip away for a few hours and 'Jord' came as well. I saw Floyd in the station, then Amigo emerged from the Underground, had a quick look, and tried to BOTTLE IT.
The second was when Luca was on his European tour. 2013?
Lewis vs. Jimmy Floyd
Ian vs. Giggles