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  • West Ham - Currently 5th

    13 50.00%
  • Southampton - Currently 6th

    0 0%
  • Manchester United - Currently 9th

    1 3.85%
  • Manchester City - Currently 11th

    7 26.92%
  • Arsenal - Currently 14th

    1 3.85%
  • Sheffield United - Currently 20th

    4 15.38%
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Thread: December football: Who's most out of place?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mellberg View Post
    Fifth. Above Chelsea on GD if they lose
    *Searches google for a picture of John Gregory*

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    How do the Pepe lad and Aubameyang not start when they (Arsenal) are dogshit?

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    Aubameyang's been injured, Pepe is just awful and not at all for this sort of game.

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    Quote Originally Posted by niko_cee View Post
    Aubameyang's been injured, Pepe is just awful and not at all for this sort of game.
    Ah right. He always seemed to score a fair bit.

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    In the Europa League v goat herders.

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    Mendy is the worst goalkeeper that has played for us in my lifetime. I know it isn't showing up in the goals conceded etc, but he is AWFUL. He plays every game like a nervous teenager making his debut.

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    This could have been properly embarrassing.

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    Oh really?

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    That line.

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    I defy anyone to understand what happened with that review there.

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    Classic Abraham, goal bouncing in off his solar plexus to gloss over another dreadful centre forward performance.

    That said, lol at Arsenal getting booking for timewasting at 3-0 up.

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    This is getting good now.

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    Oh man. Are they bottling this?

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    Hopefully that was Jorginho's last kick for the club. KICK THE BALL HARDER.

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    Or not. Nice skip you useless twat.

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    Fucking clown. Just take it normally.

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    Arsenal falling apart the moment Martinelli goes off. World class.

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    That was seriously frustrating to watch. Just an inept load of absolute lazy cowardly shite, against an immensely poor Arsenal side that didn't even have to do much other than run around a bit.

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    I reckon it’s good for Pulisic’s confidence to be the best player by a mile in the squad full of hypey SUMMER SIGNINGS. Haavertz just walks in circles without touching the ball.

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    Welcome to watching Arsenal for the last 10 years, Jim. This is what it’s like to have a load of talent fail.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd View Post
    I've never been as confident before a game against Arsenal, which is usually a bad sign, but I don't see how we aren't going to roast you down both flanks.
    Love these posts.

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    Good ebening.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd View Post
    Mendy is the worst goalkeeper that has played for us in my lifetime. I know it isn't showing up in the goals conceded etc, but he is AWFUL. He plays every game like a nervous teenager making his debut.
    It's fine, you've got an Ł80m keeper on the bench.

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    Games been over for 45 minutes and no Chelsea representative has done an interview?

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    Quote Originally Posted by phonics View Post
    Games been over for 45 minutes and no Chelsea representative has done an interview?
    Waiting for Pochettino to chopper in.

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    Frank's spoken to Sky.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giggles View Post
    Waiting for Pochettino to chopper in.
    He's off to PSG isn't he?

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    Quote Originally Posted by randomlegend View Post
    He's off to PSG isn't he?
    Probably if they’re in the market for one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giggles View Post
    Probably if they’re in the market for one.
    They are having sacked Tuchel on Christmas Eve. A day after the team won 4-0.

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    I really miss the organisation we had under Rafa. Without Saint Maximin we've lost some drive going forward. It's going to be a long season.

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    Guess the former board member.

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    Like fuck she doesn't check her replies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd View Post
    Giroud is basically Pele these days. Ageless.
    His game is perfect for this. He's basically Teddy Sheringham II. Doesn't need pace or fitness, he will materialise where he is needed.
    Last edited by Spikey M; 26-12-2020 at 11:47 PM.

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    The greatest Scottish manager of all time passed away tonight

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    Walter Smiths not dead?

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    Quote Originally Posted by randomlegend View Post
    It's fine, you've got an Ł80m keeper on the bench.
    If that one ever remembers how to stop a ball (as he used to be able to do), he'll be a lot better than this one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by phonics View Post
    Walter Smiths not dead?
    He was Jim McLean’s apprentice. Get a grip.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd View Post
    If that one ever remembers how to stop a ball (as he used to be able to do), he'll be a lot better than this one.
    Play two keepers. If FIFA will allow it.

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    There’s got to be an analysis of why there’s so many more goals in the first 5 minutes since the lack of crowds.

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    Our finishing is bloody terrible. Fuck me if we could convert half these chances...

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    Quote Originally Posted by phonics View Post
    There’s got to be an analysis of why there’s so many more goals in the first 5 minutes since the lack of crowds.
    Lack of adrenaline maybe? These must all feel like training games.

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    Quote Originally Posted by phonics View Post
    There’s got to be an analysis of why there’s so many more goals in the first 5 minutes since the lack of crowds.
    https://www.soccerstats.com/timing.asp?league=england

    There isn't.

    0-15: 63
    16-30: 69
    31-45: 63
    46-60: 57
    61-75: 63
    76-90+: 98

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    I now see that you said five minutes. But I spent ten minutes on that so it's staying up. I would be surprised if it were a great deal out from standard deviation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by -james- View Post
    I now see that you said five minutes. But I spent ten minutes on that so it's staying up. I would be surprised if it were a great deal out from standard deviation.
    Did he mean first 5 compared to other segments of the game or first 5 compared to first 5 other years though?

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    I take that as first 5 mins now, compared to pre-COVID.

    Perhaps the crowd being there switches you on more?

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    I would guess that it's normally equal across all segments of the game except the last.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gray Fox View Post
    I take that as first 5 mins now, compared to pre-COVID.

    Perhaps the crowd being there switches you on more?
    This is what I was getting at.

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    Thank fuck that is over. No idea how we escaped with three points, but I'll take it.

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    I find it hard to look past the current bottom three as being set in stone. West Brom might sneak out if Allardyce works his magic but he's more akin to big payouts than big results these days. Fulham are becoming harder to beat but they toothless in sight of goal.

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    Wow.

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