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    Presumably we can look forward to the news tediously bleating on about every new variation of the virus that is identified now for the next few months. That looks like it's going to be the new "thing".

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    The idiots are keeping the gyms open here.

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    Giggles, source me a 1-bed semi round those ends immediately if you can't have me round your spare room.

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    Welcome to Scotland.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Don View Post
    Giggles, source me a 1-bed semi round those ends immediately if you can't have me round your spare room.
    A 1 bed semi? An apartment?

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    2-up 2-down innit.

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    Watch an exercise video and/or buy a set of dumbells/kettlebells. You don't need a gym.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kikó View Post
    Watch an exercise video and/or buy a set of dumbells/kettlebells. You don't need a gym.
    But mental health

    That’s what the bleating was here the last time anyway. Government fucking caved on it too.

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    I don't care for the exercise and I ain't doing a Yev and buying a sauna, steam room and hot tub.

    Those Pelotons and this which seems to have yet to make its way to the UK market are the most tragic things since that last tragic thing that this dogshit society has come up with.

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    My mate patched me for the Leeds Newcastle game because him and his mate were celebrating their 200th and 500th races respectively and competing on a live board.



    5-2 mate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giggles View Post
    But mental health

    That’s what the bleating was here the last time anyway. Government fucking caved on it too.
    Pretty sure they just wanted to see women in tight yoga trousers.

    Might as well just do it in front of the TV.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Don View Post
    2-up 2-down innit.
    Don’t think they do them here. Though these days something like that could be classed as a mansion in Dublin and go for about 4K a month.

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    Chin-ups and press-ups are out with that hooter, so the man needs a gym.

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    I swear if Sincere or some cunt s that I'm losing it.

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    I sent it as rep so I didn't set you off. We cool?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    I sent it as rep so I didn't set you off. We cool?
    Good idea.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lewis View Post
    Chin-ups and press-ups are out with that hooter, so the man needs a gym.


    Lol

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    Oh shi...

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    I'm mostly enjoying finding out which countries are really good at genomic sequencing.

    Denmark, United Kingdom, South Africa . . .

    It reads as the start to a Jimmy Christmas Trivia question.

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    Which he's stopped doing I've just realised.

    Boooooooo.

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    My arse has run out of grapes. I nearly did a final set the other day but then I was requistioned to do some for the awful fucking cringemaking prospect of a family zoom one on Christmas day, so you lot had to take a back seat I'm afraid.

    Even then I'm down to such bullshit questions as 'Are there more dogs or cats'.

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    Gotta be cats.

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    Did you have piles?

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    Speaking of Pavel, his twitter is now exclusively woke.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Offshore Toon View Post
    Gotta be cats.
    I don't know, there's alot of shithole countries with a load of stray dogs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shindig View Post
    Speaking of Pavel, his twitter is now exclusively woke.
    What's his twitter?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shindig View Post
    Speaking of Pavel, his twitter is now exclusively woke.
    Link?

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    Leave the lad alone, if he returns, a couple of Lewis posts and we'll have a police investigation into this place ffs.

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    It's not good woke. It's all boringly serious. Gone are the days when he'd just do band photography and then make cheeky posts about the autists who were also living with him.

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    And still no link...

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    My family and my brother's family were suppose to be spending Christmas day together with my parents.

    Today, a member of his staff told him that his wife has been ill all week and just tested positive for covid. He's been in the office all week.Ffs.

    And it's too late to get a test and results by Christmas. And all the private tests nearby are booked up until after Christmas.
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    Woke's probably not the right word for it, now that I'm reviewing his tweets. His entire feed is political. This includes:

    - Trans rights
    - Gay rights
    - Black Lives Matter (the cause)
    - Black Lives Matter (the organisation)
    - Body positivity
    - Hates SJWs

    He's hard to gauge because his feed is entirely made up of retweets. Like, are you for Preston council flying a pride flag or are you moaning that it's not enough? Still has filmmaker in his bio. Hasn't made a film in 12 years.

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    I had a quite splendid conversation with the awful hag in shipping when the new areas under Tier 4 came out. She lives just over the Sussex border (an hour or more away) and has been lording it over us Surrey residents all week that she gets to have Christmas with family, so obviously when Sussex was put into Tier 4 we were keen to stick it up her.

    "I'm not in Sussex, I'm in West Sussex."
    "It's all in Tier 4."
    "No, you said Sussex, not West Sussex. It's different."
    "It's not."
    "It's a different county."
    "It's all in Tier 4."
    "West Sussex can't be, we don't have any cases."
    "It's in there."

    And so it went on for a good hour before she let out a "For goodness sake!" and sighed her way through the rest of the day.

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    Anyone that says "for goodness sake" instead of "for gods sake" is a nailed on pompous twat.

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    “Fucks sake” is the correct term.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dquincy View Post
    My family and my brother's family were suppose to be spending Christmas day together with my parents.

    Today, a member of his staff told him that his wife has been ill all week and just tested positive for covid. He's been in the office all week.Ffs.

    And it's too late to get a test and results by Christmas. And all the private tests nearby are booked up until after Christmas.
    Panic over, for now anyway. He's managed to get a couple of the instant covids tests from an F1 team, which he can do on the morning of Christmas day.

    Could be 'positive', but at least he'll know one way or other.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giggles View Post
    “Fucks sake” is the correct term.

    It is, but in situations where swearing is a no go then 'gods' is the word. If swearing is common in the office, and she still says "for goodness sake" then she needs hitting with something heavy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shindig View Post
    Woke's probably not the right word for it, now that I'm reviewing his tweets. His entire feed is political. This includes:

    - Trans rights
    - Gay rights
    - Black Lives Matter (the cause)
    - Black Lives Matter (the organisation)
    - Body positivity
    - Hates SJWs

    He's hard to gauge because his feed is entirely made up of retweets. Like, are you for Preston council flying a pride flag or are you moaning that it's not enough? Still has filmmaker in his bio. Hasn't made a film in 12 years.
    "SJWs" are the people who support all the other bulletpoints.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dquincy View Post
    Panic over, for now anyway. He's managed to get a couple of the instant covids tests from an F1 team, which he can do on the morning of Christmas day.

    Could be 'positive', but at least he'll know one way or other.
    You live in Kent, tier 4, you massive fanny.

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    Wasn't he the other way inclined last time he was mentioned? He did belt that woman remember.

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    I know. I think the distinction he's trying to make (judging by the thing he retweeted) is that he hates when political parties or companies get in on the act. This is a guy that followed indie bands around for a few years. It stands to reason he'd moan about the establishment doing things for the causes he likes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    You live in Kent, tier 4, you massive fanny.
    If any of us test positive, then it gets called off. Responsible.

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    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-55423257

    Have they not suffered enough, etc.

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    So to get citizenship in France you have to play a part in a fight against a major pandemic .... or scale a building to save a child.

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    At least they are doing something. All the ones here just land with their hand out.

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    The link there is "be a good citizen" I think.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giggles View Post
    At least they are doing something. All the ones here just land with their hand out.
    Well that's just not true is it.

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    Queueing for a test.

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    I'm a twit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kikó View Post
    Well that's just not true is it.
    It is. And what’s more, they get their hands filled too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Baz View Post
    Queueing for a test.

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    Aren't you in tier 2?

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