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    Incredible.

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    First ever goal for a Liverpool goalkeeper in any competitive game. Absolute madness.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Manc View Post
    Bore off.
    I wasn't belittling it. That's literally what it was. Keeper goals are normally some mental scramble, this was regulation set piece stuff.

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    Bit of an Eric Dier special, yeah. Thus making it all the sweeter against a well organised Fat Sam outfit.

    Sort of a shame as dreadful draws against them would probably have bookended a woeful 5 months quite well, but now I guess it can be dreadful 0-1s against Burnley instead.

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    Gahahha. That is better than winning the league in an empty stadium

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    I'm a twit

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    It's a shame it's for Liverpool but I can't really be grumpy about a goalie scoring.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Don View Post
    Gahahha. That is better than winning the league in an empty stadium
    10x. Don’t remember the last time I felt genuinely ecstatic watching football but that’s done it.

    His post match interview too ffs. A tear in the eye.

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    We all fell in love with him a little bit in his interview right?

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    Yep, he could put in a Karius performance (he couldn't) and I'd still absolutely love him. Now use that fucking Brazillian community of ours to attract Perreira over.

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    Atletico have just bottled the league, the useless bastards

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    Couple of assists for @Waffdon there.

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    Wahey. Me and Taz are better than Cole and Yorke

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    I don't know what I expected from this Women's Champions' League Final, but I'm still disappointed.

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    This entire weekend of football has been an attempt to piss me off, and it's succeeded.

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    Barca lost and are out of the title race. R.Madrid won. Saurez scored in the 88th minute to give A.Madrid a 2-1 win. One game left and two points separating both teams. A.Madrid are away to Valladolid who needs to win and hope other results go there as a way to stay in the division. R.Madrid are at home to Villareal who can still make Europa league places

    Sporting Lisbon won their league last week.

    Juventus are currently outside the champions league places by one point going into the final day.


    Lille are currently drawing 0-0 with 10 minutes left. As it stands with PSG winning, Lille are a point ahead going into the final day
    Last edited by SincereTheRebel; 16-05-2021 at 08:36 PM.

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    Saint Etienne have a 20-year-old, six-foot-four goalkeeper called Etienne Green. Somehow he is English. He has made some big saves.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SincereTheRebel View Post
    Saint Etienne have a 20-year-old, six-foot-four goalkeeper called Etienne Green. Somehow he is English. He has made some big saves.
    Somehow all true.
    I'm a twit

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    6'3", muscle density like a bull,the sensibility that is afforded by a Canadian upbringing and 17 years old. Retire that 38 shirt.

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    Yeah if he keeps it for his entire fifteen year spell there.

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    Mixed race BLM talent like that doesn't get left behind. He's like a shiny Dragonite in the world of Jorge Mendes.

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    If he's mixed race then whichever parent is black must suck the light out of rooms.

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    My bad, he's just a lightie.


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    There you go. Ten years of muscle injuries and poor ball control awaits.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shindig View Post
    I don't know what I expected from this Women's Champions' League Final, but I'm still disappointed.
    Check out Barcelona Women’s record in the league. You’d struggle to replicate it on FM.

    26 wins out of 26. 128 goals scored and 5 conceded lol

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    I don't particularly follow the goings on at White Hart Lane, but, seeing that picture of Dele Alli on the BBC Sport front page, what the fuck? That seriously looks like his mysterious [40 year old] brother Jose was always going on about.

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    Only Jamaican centre-backs can pull those dreadlocks off.

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    They really don't suit him at all.

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    Joke's on them, Global Warming and Covid40's Ealing Varient will have killed us all by then.

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    I know the BBC is now staffed by northern goons who can barely string a sentence together, but how does this sort of thing make it past the editorial process:

    It will be the first tournament to have all matches played at night. This will help host nation China address the extreme heat for fans travelling to the arenas.

    With China eight hours head of the UK, kick-off times for home nations fans will be at 06:00, 08:00 and 10:00 BST.
    So those kickoff times are at the famously nocturnal hours of 4pm, 6pm and 8pm locally.

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    This Gary Neville thing is such wank. Just like his players union stuff, it's say very vague things but say they'd be good.

    Maybe they could have this independent football regulator be like, an association of members from the football community. The Football Association or something maybe?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd View Post
    I know the BBC is now staffed by northern goons who can barely string a sentence together, but how does this sort of thing make it past the editorial process:

    It will be the first tournament to have all matches played at night. This will help host nation China address the extreme heat for fans travelling to the arenas.

    With China eight hours head of the UK, kick-off times for home nations fans will be at 06:00, 08:00 and 10:00 BST.
    So those kickoff times are at the famously nocturnal hours of 4pm, 6pm and 8pm locally.
    And they'll only be 7 hours ahead in the below months. Unless they adopt daylight savings before 2050.

    China 2050 will take place across June and July, with the final taking place on 30 July.

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    Ole blaming protesting fans as the reason he's losing matches

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    I liked that he said he didn't want to blame it on that and then immediately blamed it on that.

    "I'm not saying the fans have cost us 6 points, but..."

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    This is the best match I’ve seen in ages. Might be up for Arsenal getting relegated tbh.

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    It'd be your best chance at a trophy to be fair.

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    "It's a tough league to get out of." Remember that when Gendouzi scores his 8th hat-trick against a stern Luton defence. The Championship is fun.

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    I see 'arry Kane wants out again.

    They talked him down with a new deal last time if memory serves. Not so sure it works this time.

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    Barnsley, Bournemouth, Brentford, and Swansea. I'll take Barnsley for obvious reasons but I would take the European Super League over any of them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gray Fox View Post
    I see 'arry Kane wants out again.

    They talked him down with a new deal last time if memory serves. Not so sure it works this time.
    A six year one in 2018, which either has some sort of get-out clause/release fee in his favour or he's an idiot.

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    Kane to one of the Manchester pair makes sense doesn't it? Can imagine Levy leading his gold-laden camel train all the way back to London like the Mansa Musa.

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    What's this Arsenal bidding for Berge nonsense about? When did they get a brain?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gray Fox View Post
    It'd be your best chance at a trophy to be fair.
    Days since last trophy:
    Leicester City - 2
    Manchester City - 6
    Arsenal - 288
    Liverpool - 325
    Chelsea - 718
    Manchester Utd - 1453
    Wigan Athletic - 2927
    Swansea City - 3003
    Birmingham City - 3731
    Portsmouth - 4747
    Spurs - 4831

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    Quote Originally Posted by Don View Post
    What's this Arsenal bidding for Berge nonsense about? When did they get a brain?
    The Partey ITK is trying to push the ridiculous idea that the Kroenkes are very sad about people not liking them so are going balls deep on Camavinga. Thinking it's more likely we end up buying Berge for 8 million more than they asked for 3 months from now.

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    Arsenal may as well cut off Xhaka and whoever else has been there in midfield for the past two years, and just bring back in Willock and go from there. They are a mid-table club they are now with unlimited resources.

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    Leave Wor Willock alone, please. It's nice to have goals coming from our midfield. Also, if Darren Bent's wound up sending Zaha our way, I'll be chuffed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by phonics View Post
    The Partey ITK is trying to push the ridiculous idea that the Kroenkes are very sad about people not liking them so are going balls deep on Camavinga. Thinking it's more likely we end up buying Berge for 8 million more than they asked for 3 months from now.
    Camavinga's apparently been wank this season.

    I honestly can't see Kane getting his move. Where's he going to go? Levi will want £150m or something absurd for him. City never spend that much on one player. Barca are broke. Real are probably also broke and if they're going to bankrupt themselves it will be for Mbappe. Pre-Ole it would have been a very Utd signing but I don't think we'd pay that much for a 28 year old nowadays, especially with Cavani having just signed a new contract. If we're going to drop mega money it will be on someone like Sancho or Haaland. We hardly guarantee silverware either so not convinced he'd even want to come to us. Chelsea could do it if Abramovich has a mad one but again, is that a big enough step up for him to go all in on?

    PSG are the most likely to put up the money I reckon, and he's guaranteed League titles if he goes there I suppose. But he's probably got his sights set on Shearer's record and would he really want to go to France?

    I think he'll still be at Tottenham next season and he fucked his chances to get his big move when he signed that contract.

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    We could do it, but he'd have to want to get booed at Tottenham for the rest of his life, which I find doubtful. Also I'm sure he's heard about the operation.

    Liverpool?

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