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Thread: March Football: The "I'm on a train" edition

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    The biggest club in English football being reduced to nothing more than a vehicle for sportswashing. This is proper end of days stuff.

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    It's not sportswashing, more trying to keep the entire region relevant once the oil runs out. Still, it's all a bit shit.

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    Football is the new oil. Footboil.

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    I had a massive boil on my foot that got infected about 15 years ago from wearing the same knackered trainers all summer holiday without socks, and I had to go to hospital and get it cut off, then I was off school for the first fortnight of term. I almost lost the foot, according to my mum.

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    Heck of a segway that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Foe View Post
    Heck of a segway that.
    I'm correcting you not just for the hell of it but because for years I'd read the word "segue" as "seg-yoo" rather than "seg-way" which is how it's actually pronounced and what it means. Segway is one of those scooter things.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boydy View Post
    I'm correcting you not just for the hell of it but because for years I'd read the word "segue" as "seg-yoo" rather than "seg-way" which is how it's actually pronounced and what it means. Segway is one of those scooter things.
    Get down off your peddle-stool.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boydy View Post
    I'm correcting you not just for the hell of it but because for years I'd read the word "segue" as "seg-yoo" rather than "seg-way" which is how it's actually pronounced and what it means. Segway is one of those scooter things.
    Hell of a seaway that.

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    7-0 on the cards here?

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    Anyone got the video of that Blackpool Burnley fan fighting? Laddo's dead but suggestions are he was the instigator in the videos.

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    ‘Brutally murdered’ I’ve seen thrown about the last day or so. It’s the Blackpool fans that go looking for trouble. Weapons

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    There can't be many things gayer than fighting over football.

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    This is like the moment I found out rear wheel drive did not mean the back wheels turn for steering.

    Thanks for the teaching moment Boydy.
    Last edited by Foe; 06-03-2023 at 09:04 PM.

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    What

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    Do you not have cars up there for fuck sake?

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    I’m sure I’ve told you all about my struggles with modern world technologies before.

    I spent three hours inventing a suction cup plug remover in Shetland one weekend because I’d never seen the “push button behind the tap technology” before. Felt like a genius explaining my solution to the stuck plug conundrum to my flatmate upon his return, only for that to crash into utter devastation when he pointed out my error.

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    “push button behind the tap technology”



    Cutting edge technology that.

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    Get Foe on Dragon's Den.

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    What’s the button behind the tap mean?

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    Pretty poor performance last night, and that's been coming for a few weeks. Thankfully we've been picking up the results anyway - managed to scrape that smash and grab win at Brighton, battled to a draw at home to Wolves and won against Leeds in the cup thanks to two screamers. It's quite clear Palhinha is completely dominant in our midfield and with him banned we lost that grip in the centre of the pitch.

    To be honest though, I'd take losing to Brentford and Arsenal if we can somehow get through in the FA Cup when Palhinha is back.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giggles View Post
    What’s the button behind the tap mean?
    Pops the plug out.
    I'm a twit

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    Reece James at wing back in a CL home game? I’ll be shocked if he doesn’t score.

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    Watching Raheem Sterling up front is absolutely aids

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    Picking him at #6 in a fantasy draft is worse.

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    Free kick being given every 30 seconds. Fuck me.

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    Of course they finally score from someone completely air kicking it. Can’t believe they’ve not scored at least 4 over these 2 games

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    It’ll be criminal if Chelsea don’t go through now.

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    Havertz constantly turning into an absolute don in knockout football is quite infuriating. Koulibaly is also absolutely brilliant in Europe compared to league games. Can’t tell if it’s motivation or if some players just genuinely cannot hack the Barclays.

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    Dortmund are fucking useless but it's Felix and 10 nothing players so it's a real thriller.

    Pep getting 20 goals a season out of that lesbian must be the defining proof that he's the greatest coach. That first 45 mins performance from him was diabolical.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Waffdon View Post
    Havertz constantly turning into an absolute don in knockout football is quite infuriating. Koulibaly is also absolutely brilliant in Europe compared to league games. Can’t tell if it’s motivation or if some players just genuinely cannot hack the Barclays.
    Option 2. Some players just aren’t cut out for it for whatever reason. See Igor Biscan turning into prime Xavi/Iniesta in 2005.

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    Definitely feels like motivation is a factor with Havertz. Even in finals, he looks like he’d rather be anywhere else. Koulibaly 100% just isn’t suited to the manic nature of the Premier League.

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    Game's gone.

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    Fuck me

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    These idiots making Stockley Park look competent.

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    Some miss from Bellingham.

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    I feel like Potter’s subs might get them unstuck.

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    Potter absolutely hates Mudryk. Perfect scenario to use him in

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    I always think the encroachment rules are very unfair, is it mandatory retake for defensive encroachment [or 'keeper off his line], but only a problem for offensive encroachment if they 'interfere with play'?

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    Rules around penalties should be unfair.

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    I wonder how much Boehly has paid Ceferin.

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    Wesley Fofana is a colossus. Shame he’s made of glass like all their other good players

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    "Their"? Is wafflez still actually pretending he's not a Chelsea fan? He posts about them more than Taz posts about United.

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    Finishing 10th and brining #3 home with Kante doing his usual thing in the latter stages. I will be there no matter what.

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    Quote Originally Posted by randomlegend View Post
    "Their"? Is wafflez still actually pretending he's not a Chelsea fan? He posts about them more than Taz posts about United.
    Brav it's too early to be showing your face, I'll see you in August.


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    Case in point.

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    Shit, did we win? Potter

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gray Fox View Post
    That right back position is hotting up. Dani Alves thought he had it locked down.

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    Man City just have a knack of having creepy folk play for them

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    I found this part of the story particularly odd:

    A video on the Sun’s website appears to show Walker dropping his trousers in front of two women who he then engaged in conversation.
    u wot?

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