Get Chesney to sign up here please.
Get Chesney to sign up here please.
Does he charge less than Vince Russo for Cameo?
igor balis
@igor_balis
Born in an NHS hospital. Sick of this Tory government. Neurodiversity (ADD). West Brom/Udinese/49ers. Swears too f***ing much. All rants are my own. He/Him.
It's actually impressive how this alt-universe Igor you've created is both really believable based on my appearance and knowing my outlook and interests on a very shallow level, but also exactly the kind of fucking melt I hate more than anyone else, including actual right wing cunts like you. Hats off, like.
Keep Calm and Carry On.
Interesting fact: Igor is every person that has ever attended one of those Cereal and boardgame Cafe's.
Saves his most 'offensive' joke for when they're at the bar so the barmaid knows what he's all about.
Having some informal beers in the park yesterday for a friend's birthday with some speakers on the go. All good vibes, until a group of about 20-30 youths mostly in balaclavas appear on the horizon. Quickly apparent we need to leave, but a couple have knives and are demanding booze/more tunez (lol). Basically got chased out of the park by a group of children. Couple mates got glassed but nothing major. Police were on it pretty quick and seems like they were mostly known to them. Little shits.
2022 and Drill has finally made it to Scotland.
I doubt they would have messed with formal beers, so you've played yourselves there.
Glasgow is shite.
That's the first really dodgy thing I've experienced in 13 years living here. The big speakers were an error in hindsight.
Was this an ethnically diverse lot or classic neds? I'm heading up to Glasgow in November for a night out, sounds vibes.
Footage from @-james- and his mates in the park. They were right to assault you.
For the first time since January I plan on having more than two drinks tomorrow. Meeting The Reid in a pub in town around 4ish, then walking to the rugby (AUS vs ITA) for 7:30ko, then hopefully walk back into town for a few more and then takeaway and taxi home.
Having not slept more than 4 consecutive hours for over 5 months now, I’m not sure it’s a good idea, but oh well let’s see what goes wrong eh.
I'm a twit
Why are you not sleeping?
The shame of Bazbot.
Had a baby recently, didn't he (well, Mrs Baz)?
I too have lost the thirst for the sesh. Can't tell if it's because of lockdown, settling down or what but it's nostalgic stuff.
It won't be. Then they start to teethe
Mine is 6 months and he's turned a corner the last few weeks. He goes to bed at 7:30pm, wakes for a feed around 4:30am, then goes back down until around 7:30am. The big change for him seemed to be going into his own room.
Before that he was a nightmare, waking up randomly throughout, sometimes 3-4 times a night. He also wouldn't take a bottle, which meant I couldn't really do anything to help if he wanted feeding. Luckily, he's bucked his ideas up in that area as well.
Sleep is a lottery. My girl had reflux and was terrible. She had to be permanently held, day and night for the first 7 months and didn't sleep through until she was 2. My boy slept like a dream from day 1. We had to wake him for feeds and he'd generally go straight back to sleep or refuse the bottle anyway.
We took the plunge and put our 4 month old daughter in her own room from 12 weeks (yeah the advice is 6 months but fuck that). She goes off to sleep about 9pm and she’s good until 6am at the earliest. Maybe she wakes up once or twice during the night but she can be hushed back to sleep in a couple of minutes. She slept until 8.30am this morning.
Sleeping in her own room and some proper food like porridge and mashed banana has really helped her settle into a good sleeping routine we’ve found.
My mate had twins during lockdown with both having colic. They were like Vietnam veterans when we first saw them, completely shell shocked.
They both had it but responded completely differently. My daughter responded by being ridiculously clingy even by baby standards, and by wanting milk constantly (that she puked up the majority of 10 minutes later without fail).
My son took the opposite route and just refused milk. We used to get about a quarter of what he was meant to have into him. He was eventually hospitalised after falling from the 75th percentile to the 10th over his first few months of life.
Both of them responded to Infant gaviscon and opeprasole / lansoprazole eventually. Or just grew out of it. Who knows?
The first 6 months of their lives were massively stressful, and it's the main reason number 3 isn't going to happen.
That said, babies are boring pricks anyway. It's just part of the long game you have to play to get to the fun ages.
Yeah, it's basically an open secret in paediatrics that nothing really works for baby reflux. You just keep trying new things for "6 weeks" until they grow out of it.
I tend to just be honest and say it probably won't work, we can try it if you want, they'll eventually grow out of it. Sorry.
I love babies, best age.
My daughter had reflux when she was a newborn. The idiot "doctor" said it was probably lactose intolerance, so my wife should stop drinking milk, etc. and we should switch to lactose free formula. We lolled her off and the reflux went away after a few weeks. She even ran some test that came negative but said we should drop the lactose regardless just to be sure.
Indeed, which is why she is no longer our daughter's doctor.
The new one is marginally better. They're just there so the nurses can give the vaccines really.
Got my kids’ baptism today. Be glad when it’s over and done with and I’m stood in the grotty labour club with a pint.
I'm a twit
I’m on my way up to Lansdowne on the train for the cup final. Should have time for a few scoops before it.
Sunday football for me. Playing second in the league so expecting a bit of a run around. Last few weeks before the winter break as well.
Yesterday I saw an old man so pissed he took 25 minutes to wake up. Faint pulse, faint breathing and his first reaction when he woke was to fall over very, very slowly. For five or ten minutes there was a genuine fear he'd snuffed it.
Why were you with him for over 35 minutes?
Waiting for a bus, like.
Waiting for an ambulance might have been a better idea, dickhead.
Someone else already rang for one. No point in me hanging about.
Plus it won't have turned up yet.
My missus was sleep walking last night which was quite an odd experience drunk. Took me far too long to even realise, she just kept walking back and forth to the kitchen (where she belongs, wahey) before going back to bed.
The best bit was her sitting up like The Undertaker and staying in that position for 30 seconds.
Full on kiddy shitfest this weekend. Well, tomorrow.
Swimming at 9.
Netball Christmas party 1-5.
Then some outdoor Christmas "light show" at 5:30.
Did the light show last year and the toasted marshmellows made it all worthwhile. So good.
Hoping I can drink at the party too (it's at a rugby club) and get the wife to drive, so the day might not be a total letdown just yet.
Plus someone I worked with like 15 years ago (known as Twinny as we share a birthday; long-term Baz subscribers should remember her) is also going the party, so I can possibly ignore my family.
I'm a twit
You lot don't half make having kids sound shit.