Mine is a dream, I can wave my hand in the air and water boils.
Mine is a dream, I can wave my hand in the air and water boils.
Yeah we got an induction hob not so long ago because our shitty ceramic one also cracked.
We only went for a relatively cheap one and it's so much fucking better.
I'd probably have gas if I had the choice of anything but induction is a firm second.
I hate my ceramic hob with a passion. It's so shit.
We kept the cooker setup when we moved in, 7 burners off a butane bottle outside. No idea why you’d want 7 though, so going to rip it out this year as the double just makes you have two ovens that are too small. I’ll keep the gas though.
My betting group chat have bought a horse and I’ve major fomo cos I’m not involved cos don’t fancy stumping up £50 a month for 2%.
Should I?
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I bought a share in a horse once.
It was this fucker.
No idea whatever happened to it. I assume it got glued when the bills stopped coming. I would say it was a bit of a waste of money [it was] but it did get a couple of wins and I recall one being off fairly tasty odds.
Don't you get great access to racing events with VIP shit and whatnot? I worked with a geezer who loved his racing and he raved about it.
Okay I now own 2% of a horse.
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Fetlock.
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At least it will be well looked after.
Yeah a racehorse. I linked upthread.
She was only 2 yesterday so plenty of races ahead. Likely to be ready for a run out and early plans are to run in the Windsor Castle Stakes race at Royal Ascot on 16th June but I think that’s a bit early, personally.
Oh and we get 8 owners passes whenever she races. There’s 33 syndicate members from what I can see, and it is prorated based off % but most seem to have 2. I’d only really go if it was Haydock (or possibly Aintree) so would probably get first dibs on them. I don’t really like Flat season so it will at least pique my interest when National Hunt season finishes every year.
There’s talk of getting more horses eventually too.
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Is Mellin involved somehow?
Do you get to smack the horse about yourself or is that trainer privilege?
She’ll be loved like a household pet..
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Odds on it falling at the first hurdle of it's first race?
I was going to buy a Rocketbook (don't ask, it was for someone else) earlier today and didn't go through with the purchase after adding it to my cart and putting in my email. They've emailed me twice and on the second one have offered a 10% discount. The white man learning the ways of the Islamic world yet again.
Abandoned Basket emails are common on most e-commerce sites
Yeah, the discount seems a nice trick to employ in future though.
Find me an electric teethbrush
There is one in my bathroom.
I bought a Rocketbook about 4 years ago, used it for a week and it's been collecting dust since.
I hadn't heard of a Rocketbook before. That might be the peak of Mount Pointless-shite. It's the type of thing a really shit Secret Santa would serve up. Fuck me.
I just googled rocketbook and the top/sponsored link sends you to some sort of epilepsy inducing nightmare site, which i assume is reflective of the product itself.
It's my wife's 30th on Sunday and I'm wondering what I can get her. We usually like to treat each other with travelling and experiences rather than buying random gifts but she's 8 months pregnant so I'm kind of limited in that regard. I'm hoping you lot can save me with a few suggestions on presents that are pretty obvious but life changing, like an Aeropress. Cheers.
Does she like black pepper?
Air frier
Absolutely shit hot blanket (dunelm do a massive checked one for like £50 that is ridiculously good)
Sweet as pair of sketchers/comfy foam trainers
Big tea/coffee/latte cups from a pottery
Or a massive cardboard cut out of Evander Holyfield to get her motor running and the baby out.
Pressure washers, talk to me. Karcher seem to be the fashionable choice, but they have a million different models. I'm lost.
They get a bad rep from the nerds but I’ve got a K2 that washes cars and resin no problem.
We have a Karcher, couldn't tell you which one, it's fine though.
Get a petrol powered one. I got a reasonably cheap one off amazon years ago and it's been great. Depends what you want to do with it though.
Probably take the paint off a car on the more focused settings.
Even my cheap K2 needs to be on medium otherwise it will swirl car paint. A petrol one would destroy it if it wasn’t on the widest setting I imagine.
Any will do unless you’re going into business.
These Dark Chocolate Maltesers are properly odd. I'm not convinced.
Bought a waterproof off eBay, went to pay and saw he lives in rugby. Texting him to arrange collection, bloke literally lives about 150 yards from me, weird.
Atleast pretend he fisted you or something ffs.
Manc getting the blame for Spikeys question
Not giving much time for the blowjob and fisting.
Perfect mate c u later
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Should've been l8r tbf