Fuck sake, imagine paying 12 quid a month for free content when AdBlockers exist across platforms and require about 15 seconds of setup.
You can get YouTube premium for a pittance with some VPN foolery.
https://www.reddit.com/r/nordvpn/com...tm_name=iossmf
My TV doesn’t have “ad block” so this is better.
I'm a twit
Anybody with an android should be using Vanced... a Youtube app providing ad-free, minimising, window-in-window, continue playing when turned off.... all that jazz.
I’d rather pay for the proper subscription and app, get YouTube music and some other stuff with it too. Can’t be arsed with slowing down my connection with a vpn either.
My mrs has been offered some £500+ Kitchenaid coffee machine by the lad she works with, basically it was bought by someone else they work with who was then gifted the same one for their wedding and is rich enough they sold him it for £100. The lad offering it has decided he doesn't use it enough so asked her if we want it. We offered him what he paid for it but he says he doesn't want anything for it so the mrs is getting worried about taking it (because the original seller might find out, as if that matters)
Nah it really isn't like that, he is just a bit daft like that. He's a young lad into young blonde dolly birds and cocaine, he has realised he only needs instant coffee in his life.
Royal Mail. Tracked 48 may aswell be 3rd class.
Some twat's going round the area trying to get people to switch energy suppliers. His sales patter looked suspect which makes me think he was working for one of the ones five seconds from death or he's on a con. Proper cunty. "Who's your supplier? They're about to go bust and I wouldn't call them large. Their price is going up."
His opener was, "There's been a lot of complaints from your neighbours."
So who did he sign you up with?
I'm a twit
I was already with SSE. Fuck switching in this climate.
Lad in question has been having it away with the girl who lives in the flat opposite his and last night her ex keyed his car and slashed all the tyres. He went back to sort the keys for the insurance company at lunch time but the ex came out taunting him and now he's battered the lad and gone radio silent. So the coffee machine probably been nobbled now.
Irresponsible cat owners calling their morbidly obese cats hecking chonkers, not a fan. Doggos and puppers was bad enough.
One of my heckin chonkers brought in a mouse's head today. Just the head. No sign of the body, yet.
Fat cunt ate it
Don't fat shame his cat you cunt.
There’s 100% a mouse living in my house.
Wish my hecking chonker would eat it.
I'm a twit
My cat is a wanker as he is mega fluffy making him appear a hecking chonker when he actually isn't.
Agreed. Fireworks are fucking shit and annoying.
BBC's new logo looks a bit second-rate.
why can't I edit posts on mobile
You can.
All4 is such turd.
Is it half term? The little shits in my street are making tons of noise.
Alright Karen.
It's just constant drumming and football chants. Like if they're just playing football, fine, there might be a little noise but they don't need to create a fucking stadium atmosphere too.
Having fun during half term? Kids have no respect these days. Bring back National Service. Etc.
Exactly. Thank you for understanding.
Lob a Molotov at them.
Lob bread at them.
Christmas markets are proper crap aren't they? My colleague and his missus (who has major issues getting leave approved when she wants it) are trying to coordinate taking days off work just to go to the one in Birmingham. Lunatics.
We usually go to a couple. They're alright. The kids get to eat sugary shit and touch expensive breakables and I get over priced German beer and a hotdog. 6/10.
The UK version of the Christmas markets is just overpriced and overcrowded shit unfortunately.
I've never been to one.
Living in a market town kind of kills the novelty off.
The one in Swansea used to be the one time of year you could get the ultimate food stuff. The ostrich burger. So I like them.
The Bath one is full of overpriced tat (as I’m sure they all are), hotdog is literally the best bit. Went on a school trip to one in Aachen a few years ago though which was cool. I think it’s the English touch that ruins them.
Meh. They're fine if you like "being Christmassy" and "getting in the spirit", which my wife does and my kids enjoy it. Easy win.
You probably wouldn't see me strutting round one on my own, but they're fine.
Anyway, I'll have to check with @Ian , but not liking them to this degree seems performative?
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'Haha don't get igor started on christmas markets!'
*has a tightly-rehearsed five minute 'rant' ready to go*
*does it loudly in the pub so the normies on the next table can hear*
A stranger once said he 'sounded like David Mitchell'. He pretended to be appalled but was secretly delighted.