Any cunt with half a brain cell could see he was offside. My god is var shit.
I'm still largely in favour of var as a concept, but it's quite amazing how badly it's implemented in the premier league.
Poch is absolutely fucking useless.
Gusto how are professional footballers so thick
He doesn’t even deserve to keep his job after this.
Can't remember the last time a team will (probably) win, and actually come out of the game looking as bad as Chelsea do after this half.
Chelsea deserve a three point deduction for this performance.
You know, Raheem Sterling is the worst. This guy is supposed to be an experienced 70 cap international, has won it all etc and just isn't bright enough to play football properly in these circumstances.
He sold that like the Rock taking a Stunner.
Bringing on a defensive mid for a striker to hold onto a 2-1 lead against 9 men. Pathetic stuff
Bringing out the defensive reinforcements against 9 men. Nice.
We need a goal, Spurs will definitely get one.
Literally holding onto the game now. Holy fuck
What would be the Spurs equivalent of Gazza doing the flute thing? Praying for a late Chelsea breakaway and that happening.
Lifting the goalscorer on an imaginary chair and parading around?
Chelsea are unbelievably bad.
Jackson on a hat-trick.
Jackson, Mudryk and Sterling should be hung.
Have Spurs really been holding that line all half?
He should have saved that.
The worst hattrick of all time
Caicedo to bring out a Free Palestine undershirt.
This just shows how easy it is. Chelsea should have genuinely scored 7 or 8
That's the best / worst PL hattrick of all time.
I'm not budging on Postecoglou being thick as shit in this game. If he'd sat back they could have come away with a 1-1. We cannot score against set defences, don't care how many men are in them.
Not the only fucking thicko in this match though.
This game deserved nothing more than a Jackson hattrick.
My god he’s awful. He looked like Bambi on ice when dribbling.
Not easy playing with 9 eh SPurs.
Jackson should have genuinely scored 5 or 6 tonight
Could have been a night for the Jackson 5.
Sad times in headline writer towers.
I should have hit -2 for the most incredible scenes tonight.
Shouldn't be overlooked that North London may drop into a seethe generated abyss in the coming days.
Nicolas Jackson strutting around like he's God's gift is a sight to behold.
It's very Michael Owen from his soccer skills video.
For the handful of people still paying attention, it's been carnage in fpl. Thankfully no jammy cunts had Jackson in their side.
What a weird game that was.
We should be grateful that the thick Argie and whatever Udogie is gifted us those points, huge three really, our relegation rivals won't get much at Spurs.
A Spurs mate (which regrettably I have a couple of) has just texted me seething at Michael Oliver and saying they were robbed. I think the space-time continuum has malfunctioned.
I missed the second half but the narrative on Twitter I'm seeing is completely mental. Spurs went down to 9 men with two red cards for players that should have been sent off 20 minutes earlier than they were, lost 4-1 and people are applauding them for 'the fight they showed'?
Losing 4-1 is a moral victory? Not to somehow about Arsenal but Gary Neville would banter Arsenal into another sport if this happened surely?
Yeah I don’t really understand the Spurs narrative. They were fucking horrendous. Chelsea just couldn’t pass a ball very well. They had 4 goals chalked off in the game, scored 4 goals and missed countless sitters.
To be fair to Jackson, cracking post match interview and I now like him even though he's the worst player ever to kick a ball.