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    I've been roped into going to FriendsFest next week and never liked Friends at all.

    The only saving grace is that I'm not paying for my ticket.

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    Why can't I see Mahows post here?

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    I wouldn't mind going to TedFest, but only if Linehan came and I could call him a twat.

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    My wife wanted to go to FriendsFest for her birthday, then did some research and discovered it was total shite.

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    I picture something like those Winter Wonderland scams, with some half-series character telling Jennifer Aniston stories and a portacabin done up like the coffee shop to have your picture taken in for forty quid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lewis View Post
    I picture something like those Winter Wonderland scams, with some half-series character telling Jennifer Aniston stories and a portacabin done up like the coffee shop to have your picture taken in for forty quid.
    GUNTHER might be there.

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    I'm fucked off that there's a thing called "FriendsFest".

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    Plus, visitors will be able to dress up in some of the most unforgettable outfits and don the best wigs for the ultimate selfie moments.

    There will also be a whole host of other activities including new Friends themed food stalls, a cocktail bar and the ultimate Friends quiz which fans can take part in live on stage. Fans will also be able to kick back and relax in the sunshine while watching some of the best moments from the TV show they are already immersed in, Friends.
    It's going to be so bad.

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    tth meet, lads?

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    I'd hope they have someone playing Major in the bar regaling us about his times in the West Indies.

    Edit: I've just finished that. Why is that woman saying that this is her second time and she'll be going to the next one as well? The jokes are all in the show and will be the same every single fucking dinner too. Jesus.

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    Apparently, the set and props aren't even the originals, they're just reproductions. Shit ones.

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    They're hardly going to send the entire set across the ocean, are they?

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    It's about 4 bits of plasterboard and a few sofas.

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    That looks like hell on earth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Andy Mahowry View Post
    I'd hope they have someone playing Major in the bar regaling us about his times in the West Indies.

    Edit: I've just finished that. Why is that woman saying that this is her second time and she'll be going to the next one as well? The jokes are all in the show and will be the same every single fucking dinner too. Jesus.
    It'll be the same person that keeps laughing at Del Boy falling through the bar. Also, when your 'comedy dining experience' has a laugh track, abandon ship.

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    I've never bought into the stuff about millennials being entitled shits, but the following tale of someone 'surviving' on twenty five quid an hour plus a combined monthly allowance of over a grand a month from her parents and grandfather, has made me furious and I'm now ready to spend heavily on shares.

    I've never gone from nought to sixty as quickly as I did at '#blessed'.

    https://www.refinery29.uk/money-diar...-intern-income

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    If you had presented that to me without any sort of context I honestly would have assumed it was satire.

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    8:06 a.m. — I meditate...
    *closes page*

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    That's just some whiney rich kid. The usual 'millenials are entitled' nonsense comes from them wanting things like job security, a living wage, reasonable working hours and affordable housing. Y'know, all the things baby boomers had before they wrecked the economy and then started having a go at millenials.

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    Quote Originally Posted by John View Post
    I've never bought into the stuff about millennials being entitled shits, but the following tale of someone 'surviving' on twenty five quid an hour plus a combined monthly allowance of over a grand a month from her parents and grandfather, has made me furious and I'm now ready to spend heavily on shares.

    I've never gone from nought to sixty as quickly as I did at '#blessed'.

    https://www.refinery29.uk/money-diar...-intern-income
    She also has her rent paid for her, her education, health insurance, phone and Netflix/Spotify/etc.

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    and a $1500 allowance, mind.

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    She works in HR Consulting too, which is a made up useless role, it's well into estate agent / telephone hygienist territory.

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    Every cunt wants a personal struggle, don't they?

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    There was a belting Telegraph article about a young couple struggling to live on about 90k a year. It wasn't written from the perspective of them being unable to manage their finances, just genuinely a sob story about how hard it is to survive on that. People are fucking stupid.

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    I'm shit with my money but even I would struggle to see how I could massively increase my quality of life by earning more than about 40 grand a year. What do people even buy?

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    Acai bowls, wheatgrass and cocaine.

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    Cars

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    I got quite into the latter for a little while but I realised I have zero tolerance for stimulants and ended up awake for 36 hours the last two times I had just a few lines. I mean it's obviously mostly (or entirely) speed, but as i cannot source anything better I've essentially retired from narcotics.

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    They probably go on five holidays a year. Or maybe they've put their kids in some bollocks schooling. Or they could just be bullshitters. There's got to be a generation that spent as soon as they got their first taste of disposable income and never got out of the habit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boydy View Post
    That's just some whiney rich kid. The usual 'millenials are entitled' nonsense comes from them wanting things like job security, a living wage, reasonable working hours and affordable housing. Y'know, all the things baby boomers had before they wrecked the economy and then started having a go at millenials.
    Gots to be flexible!

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    The only entitled people in the conversation are boomer columnists on £80k to write absolute shite.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Andy Mahowry View Post
    I've been roped into going to FriendsFest next week and never liked Friends at all.

    The only saving grace is that I'm not paying for my ticket.
    It was indeed shit.

    A couple of rooms from the supposed LA set, some special photo opportunities, three food trucks loosely based on the show (pizza, hot dog, vegetarian effectively) and a stage which hosted shit quizzes and a screen showing old episodes.

    Probably worth it if you're quite adept at picking up ladies though tbh.

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    There’s literally nothing and nobody in the world that could get be to attend that. Fix up you mook.

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    Saying that, one of my mates went to Comicon with his girlfriend and paid £60(!!!!!!!) for a photo with the ORIGINAL POWER RANGERS. It’s a good job they had both gone dressed as Power Rangers too or they’d have looked silly. I will never stop bullying him for it. Tragic cunt.

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    I've had family going to Harry Potter World in full Hogwartz gear.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    There’s literally nothing and nobody in the world that could get be to attend that. Fix up you mook.
    Bullshit, you'd go for your wife you lying shit.

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    Nope. She’d go with her sister like she did to see McBusted. I have limits and a fucking Friends convention is well beyond them.

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    Well we all know how weak I am.

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    They have stopped selling the Colgate Total Pro Gum toothpaste at the local Morrisons. This is the third different store within a year where they have stopped selling it. Im just going to bulk buy online.

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    I know a guy who'll sort you out with a new brush too.

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    Ive got brushes. I don't mess around with the eltrical ones. They are rubbish. They don't clean as good as they original non-electrical ones.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SincereTheRebel View Post
    They have stopped selling the Colgate Total Pro Gum toothpaste at the local Morrisons. This is the third different store within a year where they have stopped selling it. Im just going to bulk buy online.
    dont worry... https://www.thethirdhalf.co.uk/showt...ion-toothpaste
    I'm a twit

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    Quote Originally Posted by SincereTheRebel View Post
    Ive got brushes. I don't mess around with the eltrical ones. They are rubbish. They don't clean as good as they original non-electrical ones.
    How many brushes are we talking here?

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    The sudden spate of hockey experts everywhere today. Bandwagon twats.

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    ooh I love hockey but i am no expert.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bruhnaldo View Post
    ooh I love hockey but i am no expert.
    I'd assume with you being an American you mean different hockey.

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    I'd also assume that given there's apparently other hockey that I certainly do. Sorry

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    I have literally never met a ‘Hockey expert’. I’m not even sure I’ve met someone who likes it.

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    'Journalists' packing their articles with a load of pointless adjectives as a means of trying to cover the fact that they don't actually have anything interesting to say.

    I went to read an article about Better Call Saul just now and was met with this absolute shambles of a paragraph.

    But in 2008 the world was not quite prepared for one of the greatest TV dramas ever and Breaking Bad’s season one ratings were thumpingly modest (in the UK it crept out on the digital channel Fox, to deafening indifference).
    'Deafening indifference' would be bad enough, but 'thumpingly modest' should see the author banned from writing in English forever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bruhnaldo View Post
    I'd also assume that given there's apparently other hockey that I certainly do. Sorry
    What commonwealth people (and perhaps more) refer to as Hockey is played on a large grass pitch, playing with a small ball and with short wooden sticks. (that sounds.. fuck it).
    What you are thinking about they refer to as Ice Hockey.

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