England should throw on two goalkeepers to get sent off if it’s still 0-0 by the 90th minute.
That’d be class.
So so bored. I missed the end of the first half to water the grass.
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That’s fucking beautiful.
Boom what a goal by Januzaj
Martinez must be seething.
I could sense Yev’s seethe when Martinez did that hand gesture from here.
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He looks it, but only because he's an idiot.
This selection now ranks up there with the all time England fuck ups.
Remember lads, we were planning to lose.
Of all the chumps.
Columbia match up pretty well against both of these sides in the sense they’ll be able to hit on the break. Game rests on Hamez being fit though.
Did you see Batshuayi after the goal Hit the ball against the post bounced back at his head.
If it stays like this England get Japan?
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Somebody chuck Welbeck on.
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I can't wait to see how Martinez tries to throw this from here.
England aren’t even bothering here.
that gif
If I was manager for a game like this I'd just go balls to the wall attack. If you win, it's a really momentum building win, if you get exposed and lose you get an easier draw.
It's like everyone thinks they are are the really hot girl at school who is too cool to try and ends up working at McDonald's.
That was nowhere near Courtois's glove, and he left half the fucking goal open trying to let it in, and I can sort of believe that Rashford is that bad at finishing but I don't know.
If ITV don’t close the show with Drake’s Feel No Ways they’ve seriously missed a trick.
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There is a touch of the Jermain Defoe about him in that he tends to finish best when his thinking time is limited. Hopefully he isn't still like that in a decade though.
Our semi-final against Spain or Croatia will be good practice for the UEFA Nations League, where we face both in the autumn.
Belgium's squad is slim if Chadli, who played four games for WBA last season, can get into the squad.
This will all be worth it when Columbia knock us out and this was all pointless.
If they had any interest in getting back into this THEY WOULD HAVE BROUGHT FUCKING KANE ON.
Jamie Vardy always comes across as a proper shithouse human being to me. I bet he'd be into human trafficking if he wasn't a footballer.
Jesus Welbeck.
12 shots each, 1 on target for England, 3 for Belgium.
Lol.
Probably more now after that from Mertens but still.
If that wasn’t Welbeck, I’d think they deliberately missed that.
I haven't seen much of Pickford in the Premier League, but he's got calamity written all over him from these three games.
This has been an utter disgrace from England and Southgate. Wantonly sucked all the momentum and positivity out of the campaign.
They should have gone for the win.
Colombia will put them to the sword.
It's been wank, but you lot are a bunch of drama queens.
Shame because it was definitely coming home before we got drawn against Colombia possibly without Rodriguez.
Really couldn’t give a toss tonight. If anything this suits me because it’s unlikely I could watch the Monday game.
I don't know what's worse really, that we were that bad and trying or that bad intentionally.
Either way, I'd rather not have seen any of that and the only way to redeem it is to beat Colombia, which I'm much less confident than I would have been had we been facing Japan.
I forget how bad a footballer Danny Welbeck is until I have the misfortune of seeing him wander about aimlessly in televised games. He really is utter dogshit.