"Hussein, we have a problem."
"Hussein, we have a problem."
This keeps getting better.Originally Posted by Don
Forever small time.
Martin Keown will be fucking fuming that he's suggested reading a book.
He's not entirely wide of the mark. If somebody more generally respected really went in on the losers of Football Twitter (the fan accounts especially) they would be doing the internet a massive service.
Isn't it just better to ignore them? Or at best treat them like the comments section on anything? There for amusement value only.
Owen Hargreaves hot take that after tonight everyone is going to be after Diego Carlos as he's the most underrated centre half in world football probably suggests he's never personally been near football twitter, football rumours, or probably football news.
A penalty? I'm stunned.
That's a ludicrous penalty finish.
Another fucking Bruno wankathon for 2 hours ffs.
Why is that a penalty when it's ten minutes after he got the shot away?
Fuck me. Someone really has to be making bank on them scoring penalties
I’ve only seen that given on FIFA
Shocked it was given but thats a nasty tackle.
Late tackle is a foul anywhere else on the pitch so dunno why it shouldn't be in the box.
Fernandes is unreal at penalties.
Every one of these fancy cunt penalties builds up to him missing the costliest one like an absolute spaz.
Who kicked this jumping shit off? Just take the fucking penalty and get off the heroin.
My left foot is better than Fred's right foot.
Fernandes doesn't always do it, but the first time he did it was years ago.
Banega is a delightful player. He seems to have that prime Iniesta quality of just carrying a three yard pocket of space around with him wherever he goes.
My lottery numbers are coming in this week.
That Carlos geezer (whose lack of physical attributes should have been the end of the discussion) has played himself out of a move with that Adama one and this Rashford challenge. Both absolutely retarded.
They’re going to have to give United another 2 or 3 penalties to make sure they get to the final at this rate.
Rashford is entering Ronaldo territory in terms of free kicks.
Never go in but the commentators are always wanking over the "TECHNIQUE" and claiming it's dangerous.
Get up Williams, you fucking tart.
Shame he’s apparently on his way to Saudi-Arabia next. I’ve always rated him too.
Harry Maguire is absolute Bobbins. £80m.
We're being Super Keepered again.
If they survive this battering and qualify
Heartwarming to see Williams being tutored by Bruno on the art of feigning injury.
there’s not a player in the game doesn’t do it.
I think you'll find that no Liverpool player past, present of future have ever done so.
This is the problem with Utd - we've got nothing on the bench that can change a game
To be fair to Hargreaves he is doing it right as a multi millionaire retired in his 30s, having better things to do than trawl the internet to see what the shit munchers are saying. On the other hand if I was Silva I wouldn't bother responding either, just take my private yacht out for a spin in the south of France with an instagram model attached to each bollock.
What the fuck was 29 at?
That defending gahahahaha. Yeah, sign Sancho lads.
We've defended appallingly tonight.
I think the first 11 are absolutely knackered.
Lovely to see Tony from Men Behaving Badly has landed on his feet. He's done well to get the Sevilla job.
Daniel James on to save us
Lopetegui deserves something here, he was shafted in his two big jobs.
James is shocking.
All he can do is run in straight lines and there, when the defender gave him the outside and a straight line to run into he tries to cut inside...
Lindelof called Mendes a penalty merchant after Fernandes had a go at him
Thank fuck that shit season is over. Ole Gunnar Binman is on probation next year.
Who’s Mendes?
If you had offered me 3rd and 3 semi finals in December when were 8th and 14 points behind the top 3 I would have taken it.
Squad has nothing that can really change a game past the first 11. Summer is massive .
Just to be clear, all these binmen that are in english football, the worst legend at their respected club somehow squeezed a trophy out of this season.
(whoever came up with the binman phrase deserves money)
What a weekend of sport that was.
Suso.
Just come on here to laugh at Man Utd.
No he didn't.
He used that stock Spanish/Portuguese "shove it up your arse son of a whore" phrase.
We actually performed pretty well yesterday but couldn't finish properly or defend properly when required. Lindelof is a pussy.
I feel pretty optimistic about our team at the moment to be honest. Yes games like last night are frustrating, but as you say we actually performed pretty well. When you take into account how young most of our first team is I think we're a pretty exciting prospect.
People lol at the defence (and they were bad last night) but we have one of the best (arguably the best) defensive records in Europe.
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