Is plan B the morning after pill or you leaving town?
Is plan B the morning after pill or you leaving town?
White rapper and failed actor.
The morning after pill. Super annoying when things like this happen. I didn't shoot up the gulag and it didn't leak out until I forced it out during the post-check. It should be OK but that pre-dribble is a ninja.
Never heard gulag used in that way and I'm struggling to make sense of it.
Presumably the condom is the gulag (because a gulag is a prison and it's like a cock prison). Hence shooting up the gulag would be coming in the condom.
Can't believe I just typed that out. Pleased to be of service.
I took a viagra last night and didn't even get to have sex. I didn't notice any rock hard wood either to be fair.
Proper viagra or one of those mysterious blue pills from pub (and weirdly, Asda) toilet machines?
I'm a twit
From the chemist.
Why do you need Viagra?
It is supposed to help stand your wood up
After all those years of dodging condoms, he turns impotent as soon as he starts using them.
It's probably just the antibiotic resistant Gonorrhea.
I feel the professional meat puppet view that using it when you don't need it is a slippery slope to needing it, is a valid one. Only hard ons made from love and bad decisions for me.
Been at the tantra myself.
Ive used condoms over the past month and it appears to have caused a problem. Not only is it levels below the pleasure of unprotected. My wood retreats the moment he comes in contact with the latex. He just seeks salvation back into my body.
My girlfriend came off birth control after about a decade recently. Condoms are truly the worst.
I had that too. Like spike says nothing a good course of penicilin can't fix.
The last time I used one was a tesco own brand jobbie that felt like I had put my bell end in the crippler crossface.
Did it tap out?
Took the wife and kids out.
Proposing on Wednesday, mates. When did I get so old
This wednesday or next?
Is she under 40 and not already married?
Don't do it.
He’s fond of the milfs though and I thought he’d lost the run of himself again.
Haha no, she’s a year younger. I realised going through milfs wasn’t the correct path of life.
Sensible and boring now.
I’m a little bit disappointed.
Do you fancy her?
I'm a twit
The wedding won’t be for years so plenty time to ruin things x
Boring Waff can go on the list with New Mini's and Convertible Range Rovers.
Come back when you're having an affair with a 38 year old grandmother you twat.
(Good luck xoxo)
Nobody in Dundee has money. Not since Lorraine Kelly sold up.
Did you have to ask her father's permission?
I’m not sure if I have to or not but I took him out for a pint and got his blessings or whatever.
I would assume it just makes life easier for you.
Missus had a hysterectomy last night as Cancer preventing precaution. Poor bugger has had 7 surgeries all up including mastectomy and breast reconstruction with that stomach surgery they do to fill in the new breast.
Chemo and radiation feel like a lifetime ago not too mention our lives together pre cancer.
We are very lucky that we are best friends as she is now in the middle of menopause meaning our relationship has aged 20 years without the marriage.
The last 3 or so years has been wild.
Jesus mate sorry to hear that, can't imagine what that has been like, especially with all covid madness thrown in. It is a testament to the strength of your relationship that you are still together, hope she gets well soon.
If you were having to ask their father's permission you'd have to question how you appear to have started dating a girl from the 1950s.
That sucks, @Queenslander. I was a bit confused about the menopause after a hysterectomy thing there but google tells me it's a "surgical menopause", is that what's happening there? Or have I just misunderstood how the whole thing works?
Thanks mate. Just got her home and she is fine apart from the surgery wounds.
Very grateful to the public health system down here.
Just gotta roll with the punches. I don't want kids and she doesn't want anymore so that side of it isn't a problem. The mood swings are challenging but I'm in regular therapy for my own stuff so I have a sounding board to work through any built up stuff that I can't bring up with the missus