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Thread: Apprentice 2024: Will Sugar be LORD OF THE PIES?

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    A video game with 1990s graphics

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    Quote Originally Posted by SvN View Post
    My friend's brother started thinning when he was about twenty, so he never took his baseball hat off under any circumstances. Even his family never saw him without it. It later turned out that he had gone from thinning to actually bald very rapidly and had spent the best part of four years wearing a wig under the hat.

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    Paul pitching his chocolate cheesecakes to the veggie lot.

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    Apparently one of them has gone ballistic on twitter this afternoon so avoid social media if you want to watch spoiler free.

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    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-68303830

    Tate's mate won't be on You're FIRED when gets canned because, shockingly, he hates Jews.

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    Was very shocked that ol' longhead wanted to bring all the women to the boardroom. Twat.

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    Watching it now, both games are so fucking dull.

    I know they have limited time but fucking hell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ian View Post
    Was very shocked that ol' longhead wanted to bring all the women to the boardroom. Twat.
    At least he got bodied by them in the boardroom and now he's got to live down the "shame" of being beaten by some women.

    That's going to eat him up for the rest of his life in his wanky Andrew Tate circles.

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    I've been away so I've only just watched Episode 2 but thank fuck Beans on Toast didn't make it any further. His reaction to being fired was incredible though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Andy Mahowry View Post
    At least he got bodied by them in the boardroom and now he's got to live down the "shame" of being beaten by some women.

    That's going to eat him up for the rest of his life in his wanky Andrew Tate circles.
    Nah, he'll just tell them the Woke BBC stitched him up to forward their AGENDA of women being proper people.

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    I love on this task how they always barge in and just demand a discount.

    I wouldn't make a salesman but I at least know you're meant to at least attempt charm and rapport.

    Bring in the freshly shackled oysters though.

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    They only missed most of their items in that market.

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    Right this task didn't need the show to arrange for the idiots to have to make shit for discounts

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    Was Tim pretending to touch type one handed???

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    I forgot it was Thursday today...

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    Noor is a pain in the arse.

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    Blimey, Shug has a mard on.

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    I was a bit worried after episode 3 but thankfully they managed to shoe horn some cooking into episode 4.

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    Those two setups - the baking and glass blowing - were probably the lowest spot there's ever been on the show. How does it make any sense?

    "I'll give you a discount if I have to waste my time messing around showing you how to carry this task".

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    I always wonder about the logistics of this. When the three of them left that market without noticing the items on sale there, what were they thinking waiting for the camera crew.

    Don't they look back and see the cameraman literally taking a shot of a jumper hanging up and wonder what's going on?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SvN View Post
    Those two setups - the baking and glass blowing - were probably the lowest spot there's ever been on the show. How does it make any sense?
    Yeah I've made my peace with this being more a gameshow than any pretence at it being about assessing who might be good at business this days but that was really shit.

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    Freshly shackled oysters!

    Edit: The oyster man Absolutely battered them.
    Last edited by Sir Andy Mahowry; 23-02-2024 at 11:57 AM.

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    Somehow shackled was less annoying than when Tre turns it to shuckled.

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    I'm pretty sure it takes hours for glass to cool after it's blown too.

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    Google says at least 24 hours

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lofty View Post
    I'm pretty sure it takes hours for glass to cool after it's blown too.
    It does.

    You also need to put it in an annealer which is heated to bring it down slowly before letting it then go to room temperature.

    Blown Away on Netflix has taught me some shit.

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    I'm stunned that Virdi survived that.

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    Virdi is shit and can only be surviving on the "has a less shit business plan" rule.

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    The graphics that Alan use for the tasks is always dogshit and they have to pretend it's amazing.

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    I hope we get one of them brutally honest kids focus groups here

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    They ALWAYS go far too young when targetting the kids so I hope they do it again.

    Big chance for the team that have a PM who has 2 and 4 year old kids.

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    Yea 6-8 year olds famously can’t stand animals….

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    Mmm, carrots and milk.

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    Always good to take a small sample bowl when trying to work out exactly how much flavouring you'll need in the whole box.

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    Peter the Polar Bear.

    "They're Ooooooooooooooooook".

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    Nice big taint on that polar bear.

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    An ordinary boy who is a polar bear and is going on a journey as a prince….. it’s a tale as old as time.

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    Noor is absolutely useless.

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    I was feeling a bit bad for her before this week because she’s been ignored every week. This is why.

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    The Polar Bear is too babyish for 3 year olds ffs.

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    Nah Noor had been a pain in the arse throughout. Constantly just badmouths anybody else's ideas and never does anything herself.

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    What a way to call Noor fat.

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    Is Lara Croft the only female character they’ve ever heard of?

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    "I think this is verging on probably not that great" is a long way round to saying it's shit, Tre.

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    Noor looking so happy at that piece of shit

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    It's like none of them have ever seen a 6-8 year old.

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    Noor with all the charm of an infanticide there.

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