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Thread: Football Thread: September Edition

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    This really is like a classic Arsenal/United game.

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    We just need Harold to come on and seethe about 'anti-football' now.

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    Arsenal needed humbling so this is fine. Could do with another Man Utd meltdown in a few weeks, let their fans forget about wearing Norwich scarves for the time being.

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    Slabhead coming on is a worry.

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    Quote Originally Posted by phonics View Post
    Cry more.

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    Ronaldo robbed of a treble here by mongs.

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    Glorious.

    Also love to see Ronaldo having a tantrum when we're about to win, the big fanny.

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    Lewis, get on this conspiracy.

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    Roy Keane is looking a bit thin on top.

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    Is ten Hag going 'hurr' between sentences a Dutch placeholder?

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    Lofty's dad was on the radio this morning comparing Odegaard to Bergkamp. RIP.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lewis View Post
    Is ten Hag going 'hurr' between sentences a Dutch placeholder?
    Not particularly. They tend to have pretty good English, his is a bit shit comparatively. Like the handyman guy who came around to my house to fix some stuff the other day spoke better English than him

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    I was speaking to a Dutchie the other day and he said they all take the piss out of his shit English.

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    It's a fair bit better than my Dutch to be fair to him.

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    The Dutch seem to all speak great English from birth (as I remember from dirgey European campsites as a child) so he has no excuse.

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    Yeah, majority of the Dutch and Scandinavians seem to have perfect English. I think a lot of their shows they watch aren’t dubbed when growing up so probably helps a fair bit.

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    Plus it's compulsory in schools (throughout, not just a token couple of years) in the Netherlands which helps a lot. Not sure how long it's been the case but you can probably work it out as about 50 years because the last remaining Dutch with sketchy English are all older than that.

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    All of the above is true for Greece as well, but our English is not good by any means. Obviously our language is a lot different than English which doesn't help, but I think it's also a matter of culture at some point.

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    The way my dutch mate says it is that all their TV isn't dubbed either so you kind of learn it just by watching Cartoon Network and The Simpsons as you grow up.

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    I see the goal line tech broke down (again) in the championship at the weekend. Burn it all.

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    The fucking hack of this ref in the Sunderland game. Act your age man.

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    I assume you’re talking about the hair?

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    You don’t pull off the greasy grey hairband look unless you’re Italian.

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    After our old football federation president managed to win the current elections last week, the fucking don has reportedly succeeded in getting rid of our Croatian terrorist and agreeing Quieroz's return.

    You're fucked, lads

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    Hang on, we actually signed Aubameyang and he's starting tonight? I am so bad at keeping up with football news these days.

    And Chukwuemeka? Is that the one from Aston Villa? Mental.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Don View Post
    Lofty's dad was on the radio this morning comparing Odegaard to Bergkamp. RIP.
    If he played for Liverpool you'd be spunking all over the place. Not fit to lace Bergkamp's boots, however.

    The main issue with VAR is it never deals with clear and obvious errors.

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    This is a proper European tie for once. Opposition mostly named -ic and I've never heard of a single one of them. Lovely.

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    Orsic

    Really well taken goal.

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    They scored with their first kick in 15 minutes

    Fofana absolutely awful. Based on the play so far we should go on and win about 8-1.

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    It was Koulibaly who was more at fault, no? He’s been absolutely horrendous since signing anyway. Looks a mess every single game

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    Was Koulibaly not proclaimed the second coming of Marcel Desailly after the Tottenham game?

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    Our RB up against the Chilwell-Mount-Sterling axis of dogshit

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    Tuchel reached his peak 2021 but he’s been found out now and he’s absolutely horrendous. Doesn’t change anything and plays the worst football in world football.

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    He’s currently got Sterling playing centre mid. He’s allergic to players playing in their proper positions

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    I rated him but it's increasingly looking like he was justriding on Kante's coattails and not being a greasy fat Essex twat.

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    Put his most creative player back to centre half and kept with a back 3 with a bunch of attackers plotted about. Same every week

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    Sat down to watch a bit of it and there’s women’s soccer on

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    Zagreb

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    Ziyech and amount’s performance could get you enough highlights for a season. Get Guus in

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    Neymar's assist is quality.

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    Those two have been joking this season.

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    How Celtic managed to get Jota I’ll never know. Why Benfica sold him as well.

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    Somewhat shockingly Haaland has a goal.

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    2nd for Mbappe. Looks like this manager might know what he's doing.

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    I dunno. The French press seem really upset about that joke about the yacht.

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    I know Real always make other teams like good, before beating them one way or another, but this Celtic side look surprisingly good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Waffdon View Post
    It was Koulibaly who was more at fault, no? He’s been absolutely horrendous since signing anyway. Looks a mess every single game
    Chelsea seem to have added another practitioner to the surgery, this time one who specializes in defenders.

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    That Mudryk geezer looks like an absolute don. £40m+ transfer within 18 months. FM strikes again

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    Apparently Tuchel’s been sacked.

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    He has. The Americans are just a more posh Abramovich

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