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    Quote Originally Posted by SincereTheRebel View Post
    in order for things to work. You and her have to friends first. If you are not friends, you are never going to happy.
    very true

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    Why is Sincere typing like he’s just learnt the language?

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    The language of love.
    I'm a twit

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    I thought a bot had taken over the account.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SincereTheRebel View Post
    Remember that scenario I went through with the female and the baby. I saw her yesterday, pushing a dark skin baby that was probably at least one. Im not sure if it was hers or not, but hopefully it was. Even though there isnt any long term damage reported. I always think what happenes if they cant reproduce ever again after the 'operaation'. I dont speak to her anymore, but it reminded me that in order for things to work. You and her have to friends first. If you are not friends, you are never going to happy.
    Bet it’s yours.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Adamski View Post
    Bet it’s yours.
    Little tyke somehow survived the assassination. You're funny lad.

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    Or she said she got the abortion but didn't, and in a couple of years you'll get a CS demand through the door.

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    my mate ( @mokbull met him) had a dramatic falling out with his then-girlfriend during first year of uni when she found out he'd cheated on her. she wrote "CHEATING SCUM CHEATING SCUM CHEATING SCUM" over and over again on his mirror with lipstick, then when they "reconciled" she secretly stopped taking the pill in an attempt to trap him. she did get pregnant and refused to abort, but thankfully for his sake the saga ended with the least tragic miscarriage of all time.

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    Is this the guy that went a bit bonkers on MD and then slept in my female flatmate's bed? I could see it

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    Quote Originally Posted by igor_balis View Post
    my mate ( @mokbull met him) had a dramatic falling out with his then-girlfriend during first year of uni when she found out he'd cheated on her. she wrote "CHEATING SCUM CHEATING SCUM CHEATING SCUM" over and over again on his mirror with lipstick, then when they "reconciled" she secretly stopped taking the pill in an attempt to trap him. she did get pregnant and refused to abort, but thankfully for his sake the saga ended with the least tragic miscarriage of all time.
    That is literally the plotline of a shit series of Skins.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mokbull View Post
    Is this the guy that went a bit bonkers on MD and then slept in my female flatmate's bed? I could see it
    bingo

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    I'm just going to post this now before John comes in and attempt to school me. That literally was a figurative literally.

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    Quote Originally Posted by phonics View Post
    I'm just going to post this now before John comes in and attempt to school me. That literally was a figurative literally.
    i'm sure he could care less

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    Saw her AGAIN. Must be some type of sign.

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    Well in sincere slip her a length

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    My mate just told us that he had a sex dream where he was having sex with a woman against a wall wearing tightly whities and midway he did a big solid poo and the woman leaned around and pushed it back in saying 'dont worry that happens to your dad all the time.'

    Fucking howling

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    lol

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    Fucking hell.

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    The power of the imagination right there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dark Soldier View Post
    Well in sincere slip her a length
    No. That's the wrong thing to do. It's not over until you stop lying down with her. I haven't done that since the relationship ended.

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    Going on a tinder date today. Hope I don't poo in my pants.

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    I hope you do.

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    Cunt

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    Quote Originally Posted by igor_balis View Post
    Going on a tinder date today. Hope I don't poo in my pants, again
    Fixed

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    Quote Originally Posted by igor_balis View Post
    Cunt
    Just for the story.

    I also hope she won't mind and you'll find your soulmate xx

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    I'm still hoping he settles down with the mental Romanian.

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    Bet he's elbow deep in her right now

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    She was gonna drive over to mine and take us to a national trust property to walk around. In either a horrible piece of fate conspiring or a very elaborate lie that she's continued for hours with updates from insurance company etc, some old cunt smashed into her car! She's fine but the car is totally fucko. Poor gal.

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    Maybe she just wanted to fuck in a place of historical importance?

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    I would have taken an ice cream and some hand holding really. Girls are cool.

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    Shes at pride today. Messaged me saying she's got bud sniff and ket. Said wow, jeal, bring me back some XX. Then realised it wasn't her but a Sheffield dealer sending out a mass marketing text. Queue a series of missed calls and messages asking who the fuck I am, bruv and asking what im saying. Ooops.

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    90% of the matches I'm getting on OKCupid are SJW fat fucks, all multi-coloured hair, shit piercings and tats. Might go back to the heady days of zero dignity and slay the lot.

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    Careful of Phonics won’t talk to you anymore.

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    That's pretty much all OKCupid is. It's very weird.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boydy View Post
    That's pretty much all OKCupid is. It's very weird.
    Chatting to a fit local tranny so it ain't all bad.

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    Yeah, a lot of those too but I guess that's up your street.

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    okc is just identity politics obsessed weirdos and pof is just dozy hairdressers. i think tinder is objectively the best by virtue of the number of people using it, unless you're in a big city then bumble is decent.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boydy View Post
    Yeah, a lot of those too but I guess that's up your street.
    In more ways than one.

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    So, lads, am I right to be annoyed about this? Girl I shagging last summer is back in the midlands, and said LETS GO FOR A DRINK TONIGHT yesterday afternoon. I said sure, sounds good. Bumped into mutual friend who was like oh so you coming for drinks with me and girl later, "yeah i think so!". Girl just never fucking messaged me! I wouldn't have minded a lame last minute excuse if she decided she didn't want to, but she hasn't messaged me since yday afternoon.

    I know it doesn't really matter cus I don't really want to shag her anymore, but it's just rude, ennit?

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    Quote Originally Posted by igor_balis View Post
    So, lads, am I right to be annoyed about this? Girl I shagging last summer is back in the midlands, and said LETS GO FOR A DRINK TONIGHT yesterday afternoon. I said sure, sounds good. Bumped into mutual friend who was like oh so you coming for drinks with me and girl later, "yeah i think so!". Girl just never fucking messaged me! I wouldn't have minded a lame last minute excuse if she decided she didn't want to, but she hasn't messaged me since yday afternoon.

    I know it doesn't really matter cus I don't really want to shag her anymore, but it's just rude, ennit?
    That makes no sense. She asked you so why did she need to message you too?

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    I *think* the social cue is you say “sure sounds good” and then suggest a time/place. She’s probably too anxious/awkward to make that next move herself, thinking you don’t really wanna hang out, so she dropped it

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    oh dum dum, i missed out the vital bit where after i agreed she said "okay i will message you when i finish work and i'm ready etc " ooops. so yeah it was very much in her court.

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    Did you respond to that one with a message?

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    Are you autistic?

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    ye just a thumbs up which seemed appropriate considering the context

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    Yee so she probably likes you and was testing the waters to see if you were still into it and you didnt bite so she dropped it

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    i feel like i've just made a hash of explaining my shit anecdote rather than actually spazzing up the interaction itself. maybe i left out some more important, excruciatingly boring details

    she originally said lets go for drink on saturday, i said yeah that sounds nice, then she said oh wait actually tonight (friday) would be better, and i said yeah that actually works better for me as i've got nothing planned this evening and it would be nice to see you, THEN she said okay i'll let you know the time, i said (Y), then she never messaged after that

    i'm pretty sure that's not a case of me being autistic/not seeming keen enough.

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    Quote Originally Posted by igor_balis View Post
    i feel like i've just made a hash of explaining my shit anecdote rather than actually spazzing up the interaction itself. maybe i left out some more important, excruciatingly boring details

    she originally said lets go for drink on saturday, i said yeah that sounds nice, then she said oh wait actually tonight (friday) would be better, and i said yeah that actually works better for me as i've got nothing planned this evening and it would be nice to see you, THEN she said okay i'll let you know the time, i said (Y), then she never messaged after that

    i'm pretty sure that's not a case of me being autistic/not seeming keen enough.
    There's the missing piece.

    You're still overthinking it and not being proactive enough.

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