Gone for a pint so if I miss any stragglers who need details, if you don’t hear from me tonight I’ll pick it up in the morning.
Be a good night with 5k in the back pocket.
Gone for a pint so if I miss any stragglers who need details, if you don’t hear from me tonight I’ll pick it up in the morning.
Be a good night with 5k in the back pocket.
Theres a tiny part of me that actually thinks we are indeed funding a cocaine addiction.
Mel walking into the pub like Jordan Belfort 'I've fucking done it again lads'
Itd be some quality gear with five grand in your sky rocket so fair play.
"Can't believe these fucking mugs have fallen for it again."Originally Posted by Lofty
Mel walking into the pub like Jordan Belfort 'I've fucking done it again lads'
What a bender that would be. Back from the pub. Spent a tenner. £4,990 to go
I told the mrs that you lost the first £100.
"First £100?!"
Lol it's my money.
Tbf if I knew he was options trading I wouldnt have gone in the first time round. Absolute mugs game. Stock market goes up.
What does that even mean?
It means once again he's speaking with authority on a subject he's got no idea about.
Buy low sell high.
Phonics is spot on to be fair. You should all just give Mellers your money and then he can buy an ETF. BANG. Millionaires in just a few, short, hundreds of years.
Woah woah woah.
Game changer.
Mellin can you pm me your PayPal please
Unable to withdraw £1,050 from PayPal. Think I've hit a limit. Would let me send to another account so no big drama. Just have to get it into my account and then we're fully loaded (apart from a couple of late requests). £212 today, so 5% and made back yesterday's losses. Be at about 5.5k once I've sorted the PayPal issue.
Leave it to TTH to let a stranger blow our money and come back with even more in round two.
Did not expect. A different breed.
We're investing in your dream.
Dreams such as home ownership, boat ownership and event attendance.
I'm out as soon as I can get my stake for both rounds back plus a quid.
I want that boat. Even if it's just a shit fishing boat with MELLERZ chalked on the side.
Still kids for a quid down the Rico, Wullie?
The Third Hull.
Shaks in Huddersfield is selling a black 964 for £110k so that's my cash out point.
When did a Porsche become the mid-life crisis car of choice? Has it always been that?
Fuck knows. I'm not even at mid-life crisis yet so that'll be a hoot when I do get there.
My objectives are unchanged: just want a new garden.
I worked with a decorator for a bit when I was on my summer holidays one year of sixth form. We went to this tiny little bungalow in a shitty part of Dereham that had a Porsche 911 sitting in the drive.
Apparently their son (who was now in his 40s) still lived at home rent free and just spent the last 20 years saving up to buy the Porsche outright. Was basically the only thing he owned.
I will never understand "car people". It's pretty lame.
Soz Ben.
Each to their own. Although I'm into the technical aspects of cars (and all motors in general) more than anything else, so I'll eyeroll a body kit and pathetic window tints as much as you do probably. My fondness is confined to my garage and own driving experience, not doing donuts around the cinema car park in what is essentially a shitbox with a body suit on.
Yeah, I just don't get it. A Ford Mondeo will get you there the same as Bugatti, so what's the point? As you say though, to each their own. I spent 2 hours playing Pokemon Red last night. I shouldn't be throwing stones.
Comfort is king.
You play Pokémon, I sand and polish wheels.Yeah, I just don't get it. A Ford Mondeo will get you there the same as Bugatti, so what's the point? As you say though, to each their own. I spent 2 hours playing Pokemon Red last night. I shouldn't be throwing stones.
The wife thinks I'm mental as well.
Revive the Pokémon thread.Yeah, I just don't get it. A Ford Mondeo will get you there the same as Bugatti, so what's the point? As you say though, to each their own. I spent 2 hours playing Pokemon Red last night. I shouldn't be throwing stones.
Id quite like to go through Pokémon gold or silver again once Ive 100%ed vice city for the ps4.
Are the older Pokémon games available on switch yet?
I want to be a board member of Ross county, so thats my target. Will need at least a couple of hundred quid profit Mellin. When youre villa chairman we can be your feeder club.
Speaking of Binance, they released a new emoji yesterday. Also coincided with Hitler's birthday.
They clearly paid for it on a per pixel basis too.
Being able to get a 3m length of plywood in the back is king.
£287 today, which means combined with yesterday we've made our 10%. Account sits @ 4,657. Markets blood red end of this week, so runners are falling over at the first hurdle, which is capping profits.
Halfway through the admin, so I'll get a load of shit in here on Sunday/start of next week. Total deposits, profit so far, try and calculate percentage of account based on each deposit size, how many 10% increases we need. All that shit. Then more trading
Can we have a WhatsApp group because there seems to be a no porn rule on here?
Morning boys,
Our combined total contributions = strangely, spot on 5k. Beautiful, beautiful, chancing bastards. I've forgotten if anyone else had asked to join late, so if you did, shout up now. Also, for purposes of my spreadsheet with names and usernames against contributions, someone sent me £100 from Santander Financia through Revolut, which has no name against it. PM me please. Adam R...£50 through Revolut. Need to know who this is (username).
I don't have the skill to put a spreadsheet together with account percentages, so if anyone can pick this up then thanks. Take into account:
- My cut is 35%
- I won't assign names as before, but the deposits are all one of £50, £100, £200, £250 and £500, so if we can assign an account percentage to each that would be grand
I'm struggling to get that grand out of PayPal. Having read up I think it's a 30 day wait as you can only withdraw X amount in a certain timeframe, so I've stuck the grand in myself for now, and so long as they don't try to forcibly reimburse anyone and it stays in my account we're good.
We made 3x 10% increases last week, but from a lower starting base as money was fed into the account. It's @ £5,657, so we will calculate from £5k, which means 1x 10% increase. If we break it down into 10 x 10% increases and call each a target, then this is what we're after:
Target 1 - £12,968
Target 2 - £33,637
Target 3 - £87,245
Target 4 - £226,292
Target 5 - £586,943
Target 6 - £1,522,379
Target 7 - £3,948,659
Target 8 - £10,241,804
Which would do pretty nicely. So we need to achieve 79 10% increases (we have 1 in the bank) to knock off all those targets. And why the fuck not.
And one last time for everyone's awareness, risk has been dialed down, but we are still trying to turn 5k into a substantial number and increase the size of the pot exponentially. It is tough, it will be risky however we cut it, but it is possible. Every market we trade (GBP/USD, US Crude, FTSE, Dax, Dow, S&P 500, Nasdaq, Gold - mainly) is currently shitting the bed in a big way, so no skin in the game at the moment. Keep you all informed.
Cheers.
Last edited by Mellberg; 25-04-2022 at 10:47 AM.
£243 today which takes us to bang on £5,900. £100 or so short of next marker. Primed for a big green day tomorrow. Hoping those pesky Asians don't eat up all the good ground before I'm out my pit. If they sell we party.
Lad
Back of a fag packet suggests £100 would be 1.3% of the account, I think.
Mon.
Setup doesn't look as concrete as it did last night and the hourly charts look a lot weaker, so still being extra cautious at the min. I'll keep an eye on it in case it catches.
Let me know when you want the next £100.
ASAP otherwise I can’t accept it.
Scary stuff today. Not buying anything and probably won’t this week, so hold your horses.
This is more like it. Actual fucking buyers. £605 and 10% in the bag from S&P. Got out and the thing has just completely collapsed. BUY AND HOLD. Account @ £6555, as we had an agreed late £50 come in. Still really tough to make anything from it. Hoping for a reversal soon, but with it pulling shit like that I'm done for the day.
Good stuff Mellin!
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