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  • Fans shouldn't boo their own players

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  • Fans can boo who they like but Maguire doesn't deserve it

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  • He's shit and deserves it

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  • Lol look at his head

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lewis View Post
    Waaaaay Ronaldo scored a free-kick fucking hell lads.
    People will be using that to claim he's good at them for another 5 years.

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    Siuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

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    He should have gone down off that 'Virgil' shove. Moron.

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    3-1 up and still playing the daft high line.

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    If Ronaldo gets United fourth he should go around like Jose Mourinho calling it his biggest achievement.

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    I suspect Henderson will be on for Keita about when De Bruyne comes on.

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    Jesus not doing the business on Easter.

    Shameful.

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    City are going to pull this off if we keep pissing about.

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    Someone misses a 1 on 1 against Liverpool at least once a game

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gray Fox View Post
    City are going to pull this off if we keep pissing about.
    This is the surest sign of all that Liverpool are comfortable and will win by 3.

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    No idea how Mahrez doesn’t start every game when wank like Foden or Sterling are

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    Raheem Sterling taking a free kick might be the least intimidating thing in football

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    Oh no

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    Here it comes. Mahrez proving Waff right there.

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    Is Salah fasting for Ramadan? Does that explain why he's been shite lately?

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    Well Mane is as well and he seems fine.

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    -1 cost me Ł1k there but the quad is on, what scenes.

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    Jolly decent of the Norwich goalie to decide not to save Ronaldo's free-kick. Very Easter-y of him.

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    That win was up there with the absolutely vital goal in Benfica.

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    Am I missing something here?


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    Yeah, the fact that it's supposed to be technology yet it's obviously someone determining what part of the body counts and they get it wrong quite a bit.

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    They should just Hawkeye it. It's a binary decision like a line call in tennis.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gray Fox View Post
    Am I missing something here?

    Is the problem that the camera there isn’t in line and obviously doesn’t show everything in 3D?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shindig View Post
    They should just Hawkeye it. It's a binary decision like a line call in tennis.
    The technology isn't there. Having a camera judge where a ball hit a line is a hell of a lot more simple than an offside call.

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    All Liverpool players of course

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    What fucking good is ritalin gonna do a footballer?

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    Presumably help with their ADHD?

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    There's no drug problem in top level football. Move on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luke Emia View Post
    Is the problem that the camera there isn’t in line and obviously doesn’t show everything in 3D?
    Usually, but it seems in this case they put the line on the wrong body part of the Watford player.

    VAR is fine everywhere except the Premier League.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kikó View Post
    There's no drug problem in top level football. Move on.
    And those that are dabbling are presumably buying stuff off the internet off their own research.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mo View Post
    Presumably help with their ADHD?
    Apparently half of the Liverpool team have asthma. Seems legit

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    Daily reminder that salbutamol isn't performance enhancing if you don't have asthma.

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    Is there evidence that asthma is caused/exacerbated by excessive amounts of aerobic exercise? Because otherwise it would be extraordinary how many high performance athletes are asthmatic.

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    It's very possible is they are trying to cheat with salbutamol, but it doesn't work.

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    Aren't half of these things masking/moderating other things?

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    Looks like Westwoods foot rotated completely round the other way there. Horrible break. Vlasic in tears.

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    Rangers.

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    Zaha is a properly ugly bloke

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    Quote Originally Posted by Waffdon View Post
    Zaha is a properly ugly bloke
    He's quite strikingly attractive imo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gray Fox View Post
    Looks like Westwoods foot rotated completely round the other way there. Horrible break. Vlasic in tears.
    Why do footballers always look so distressed at other players getting bad injuries? Is it because it's their mate, or would seeing a backwards leg in real life (rather than internet videos) actually freak you out that much?

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    Quote Originally Posted by -james- View Post
    He's quite strikingly attractive imo.
    Looks like a skeleton with his bone structure.

    Sam Matterface is so bad.

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    ‘Player of the match’

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lewis View Post
    Why do footballers always look so distressed at other players getting bad injuries? Is it because it's their mate, or would seeing a backwards leg in real life (rather than internet videos) actually freak you out that much?
    Some of that nasty shit does make you feel different IRL to how it does on video.

    Not sure about crying, but vomiting/fainting aren't unusual.

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    It was so good two people fainted in the crowd.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Waffdon View Post
    ‘Player of the match’
    Such bullshit.

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    Ten Haag lost a cup final today to PSV. He ain't doing shit.

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    Real Madrid, man. Football 'eritage.

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    Looking at the highlights from the Real game yesterday, I just don't understand how VAR disallowed that goal from Vinicius for handball. It hits his shoulder surely?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lewis View Post
    Why do footballers always look so distressed at other players getting bad injuries? Is it because it's their mate, or would seeing a backwards leg in real life (rather than internet videos) actually freak you out that much?
    Probably because you think it could have been you.

    I went to the Sporting Benfica game last night and the former were surprisingly flat and uninspiring. New Man United superstar, Charles Darwin led the line well enough bagging a goal and an assist.

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    I look forward to the evolution puns.

    Gateshead hit 4 in the last 20 minutes to beat Darlington 4-2. Brackley currently losing 1-0.
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