Bork
Bork
The first five minutes of Raw with Owens impersonating Austin were very good. He's so much better than being Bray Wyatt to Austin's Undertaker and feuding himself so he can get beaten up at Mania but he's too talented to not make something of it.
Despite WWE doing their best in all the usual ways (ad breaks fucking with momentum of a match, shonky ending with inevitable outcome) Styles and Rollins put together a really fun match.
The six day build Rollins and Rhodes (if that's what happens) is gonna be great....
Also put on the four minutes of NXT where Hudson got murdered by the U-Boat Captain. Not sure how I feel about him being a bit more hench.
Scott Steiner in the Hall of Fame, probably with a two minute delay on his speech.
Nah, they'll get him to do Steiner Maths. That'll take all his time up.
Good little thread on the squaredcircle subreddit about most popular wrestling conspiracy theories. The best one: Stephanie McMahon is an anagram of The Macho Man Penis
https://411mania.com/wrestling/possi...mania-weekend/
A new report has a possible spoiler regarding a big name being brought in for WrestleMania weekend. PWInsider has confirmed with multiple sources that WWE is bringing in Shane McMahon for the weekend.
BEST IN THE WORLD
He'll probably beat Cody.
Cody knows he can't take those punches in bunches.
The best strikes in the world.
Not to be mistaken with THE BEST PURE STRIKER IN WWE HISTORY, an accolade Spooky Mark seems to have acquired by buying some MMA gloves at some point.
Is Billy Gunn still the best pure athlete or was that given to someone else when he joined a rival company?
The scenes when it's Shane trotted out to face Seth and Rhodes is nowhere to be seen.
Or Cody comes out in his Stardust gear and Shane jumps from the top of something to take him out and then he fights Seth in a 1 hour classic
What would kill Cody first, the impact of Shane's body or the monsoon of sweat which would be gushing from the top of whatever he'd wheezed his way to the top of?
Cody gets rebranded as Shane Mcmahon and has to use his music and do all his moves and stuff.
Originally Posted by Disco
Nah, just have Shane McMahon entering the building in a variety of clever disguises.
Toni Storm must have got bored raking in the OnlyFans money as she’s now All Elite.
Is Stone Cold actually wrestling this weekend? What’s the card?
It’s unlikely. He’s doing the KO Show but I guess it could turn into a match.
I assume him and KO will yap at each other for a bit, Stone Cold will do pointless promo that's nothing but his catchphrases and some TEXAS stuff. KO presumably attempts a Stunner before getting one in return, beer party, the end.
The card is a load of meh with no build. 14 matches and I think there are maybe about five I might be interested in.
I'll watch it all but it does look a bit shit.
Knoxville/Zayn to be MOTPLE.
I only really care about Charlotte Vs Ronda. Maybe Brock/Reigns but only if Brock wins.
It really has been a shit mania build.
I'm astonished by the amount of people, even normally more cynical people, who have convinced themselves this one is going to be great just because Bork is officially the face.
Ronda / Charlotte is either going to be a minor classic or a bin fire the fans turn on and I'm curious to see which.
I'm a twit
Rumours running wild that Spooky Mark will actually be Seth's opponent, lol.
I still hate the name Bron Breakker but he hits a damn nice spear.
It's almost prime Goldberg-esque.
I knew they wouldn't give him back the title.
This Ziggler thing is stupid.
Fucking hell, what are they doing.
That's got to be him moving up to the main roster along with maybe Ciampa and LA Knight who both are a bit too good/old to really fit that show now
Can't wait to see Ciampa part of the crowd of people who chase the 24/7 champion.
Ciampa 100% is. He's been on SD lately and he said his goodbyes tonight.
He'll be lucky if he's in the crowd of people who accompany Logan Paul to the ring. If a few years he might even be surprised reactionary character in a hallway when Vince walks through.
Those see through barriers were horrific, how long have they been a thing?
Stone Cold isn't really wrestling is he? Why?
This pre-show is so fucking long.
Andrew The Giant.
I think that was a legit injury for Boogs.
Looks it.
I’ve just seen the card for tomorrow. Reigns/Lesnar once again, a four way womens tag match, Johnny Knoxville, a commentator fighting and another tag match. Holy Christ.
When’s Seth Rollins match?
Logan
Best heel in the company.
Logan Paul is genuinely a better wrestler than the Miz.
He did look legitimately decent even aside from playing a heel well.
The "commentator" isn't too shabby at all:
It’s still a commentator
Rollins/Cody was damn good.
The inverted superplex into a curtain call was lovely.
Loved the entrance.
https://streamable.com/vdhaom
Never underestimate WWE's ability to disappoint. Only one match on the card I was truly looking forward to and it was fucking shit.
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