Shit, I just realised that we're not getting a scavenger task this year
Shit, I just realised that we're not getting a scavenger task this year
Swerved the thread because I was starting late but Akshay had been on borrowed time for weeks.
And I think Akeem might be the shittest person to still be in at this stage, though I'm sure there are some obvious challengers I'm forgetting.
Yeah I wrote that off pretty early.Originally Posted by Sir Andy Mahowry
Shit, I just realised that we're not getting a scavenger task this year
She's a pest. Had some very quoteable lines tonight though. YOU NEED TO STAND UP AND INTERACT WITH THE PILLOWS!
I'd interact with her pillows. PHWOAR.
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Still laughing to myself that the TV control setup had a 'strap on' button.
Make the scavenger task the final. They're all so ridiculously shit that I don't want to watch them "start" their crap business ideas. They should just let the winner be whoever dares to ask for a 25p discount on a top hat.
The business plans are bollocks anyway one of the winners was pick and mix for £20.
"And what's your business plan?"
"So, I know this guy from the off-topic section of a Football Manager message board, right..."
You know what babies like? Fish curry.
"A bold saying!!!" says Akeem, about a massively cliche phrase.
Just propose to her and get rejected already you dork, so we can all move on.
First Time FooDIES should see them all sacked.
"it looks like we want to kill children."
Is this the worst set of contestants we've had left at this stage?
Honestly I think the whole series have been the worst contestants ever. Only Francesca had a brain and she got sacked for a typo.
Scenes
Yeah I think pretty early it was clear there was barely a contender among them and very clearly from week 1 none of the boys were winning. Akeem surviving this long for fucks sake.
I've just started.
Aaron's concoction looks disgusting even for baby food.
Singing to the unhappy baby and making him feel sadder
"If that's something you want us to do, we would be happy to fulfil that.""it looks like we want to kill children."
What a fucking result
Bit surprised that Akeem went (although he was lucky to get this far) as "DIES" was all down to Stephanie.
Past form / business plan has probably edged Akeem over Steph.
"Harps" and Kathryn final please
Fuck me these business ideas are tragic. Pyjamas, second hand clothes and alcoholic "health" drinks? Get the fuck out.
Kathryn got roasted
Harpreet being outed as a total cunt
I predict Harpreet.
She seems to be the only one with a semi-decent business plan.
The perverts final
I'd forgotten Harry existed.
So did everyone else.
The final surely is just a test of how they can handle being lumbered with the morons, in which case Harpreet should be flying to victory based on her team
Navid is clearly a spacker.
The only direction Navid needs is toward the sea.
Harpreet's face was superb there.
You can tell Harry is shit because even Akeem thinks he is a fucking idiot.
And what the fuck was Nick arguing about there? Christ there's been some shit this year.
Harry was trying to force them into a weird porno I think.
"Look, Akeem, you're just going to have to get your cock out here."
I'm not gonna lie, Brittany in the waitress outfit is kinda working for me...
EDIT: Sorry, I meant PHWOAR.
Harpreet with the death stare there.
Go on Harpreet, you've got this.
Akshay to burst into the board room while this last bit is going on and explain why he should win this.
She just said she found it hard to come up with a design that mum, dad and the kids would all like. That's your entire concept....
Easy decision but I don't think either business is really viable.
I thought it was fairly close but neither's gonna make him loads of money or anything.
Strange that they invited Aaron onto You're Hired considering he's come under fire for bullying Navid and Harry.
Beeb denied it so they clearly don't care.
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