I hope this has spawned a whole subgenre of alternative Chinese endings for things.
I hope this has spawned a whole subgenre of alternative Chinese endings for things.
Third times a charm.
I'm a twit
https://www.insider.com/gorillas-afr...-magill-2022-2
"True story," Shaq said. "I've been to every zoo in the world, and every time I go to the gorilla section, they look at me like, 'Hey man, where your fur at?' For real. For real. That's how they look at me. They also look at me like, 'What am I doing in here and you out there?' And they always go crazy when they see me."
I'd like a full historical itinerary to support his claim that he has been to every zoo in the world.
Every single zoo. True story.
Pretty racist, bro.Originally Posted by Pepe
https://unherd.com/thepost/captain-t...on-management/
Beautiful, trending on twitter too.
Ha. Who could have guessed?
Can't be worse than BLM.
https://nymag.com/intelligencer/2022...-finances.html
The organization responded to the criticism three months later by releasing, for the first time, some detailed information about its finances. BLMGNF said it had raised more than $90 million in 2020. It incurred $8.4 million in operating expenses, distributed $21.7 million in grants to more than 30 organizations, and retained some $60 million in its coffers.
I would love to know where those grants went to.
I saw this so now you must do too: https://twitter.com/donnaro16631684/...990288385?s=21
I'm a twit
She's probably just allergic to something like the dye used. Bad luck, nobody's fault.
No, she must get compensation!
She probably hoped she was going viral but not one measly like.
Someone tweet a quick "lol" for us.
"He was trying to help me release a milk clog to avoid mastitis"
What would have happened if they had cashed it? Would it have to be honoured?
I imagine it would just bounce.
If it didn't bounce you could be prosecuted for theft.
Slightly galling when the bank error is that egregious, you could probably have a stab at making off with it if it was a reasonable [obscene] sum but once you're talking x times Jeff Bezos' net worth that cheque is never going to clear.
Would be well worth trying to pay it in at an automatic machine though, just plead ignorance when the shit hits the fan.
"As soon as we identified the clerical error we ensured all 74 customers' cheques were stopped so they could not be cashed," she said.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-60393843
Prince Nonce has settled out of court.
Ideal for her I imagine and proably the strategy all along. Get to the point that everyone knows what he is, but also don't have to actually drag yourself through a court case vs British royalty.
What happens with the criminal side of things now? Can they still prosecute or is that it?
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-60314572
News just in, the internet is full of pervs and autists.
https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/s...ictim-26238437
The quotes: "aw naw ah cannae believe chucky is deid ma best pal rip big man"
The pictures: Machetes.
The picturew really make the article
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-60395241
This stuff in Ottawa is interesting. An actual culture war.
Amazing what right wing/state funding can do for "grassroot" movements.
Everything's a right wing conspiracy. Or a Soviet one. Or both simultaneously.
I hope there were a slew of he's acted too Sloly tabloid puns.
Indeed.
Scenes when it turns out Captain Tom had a secret black kid and they started BLM.
Wasn't trying to say it's exclusive to the movements I don't like either.
No, just that it's exclusive to the right wing/state funded ones, which you just happen not to like.
If this is a crisis of legitimacy then the 'emergency' response makes it worse in the long-term. If you reserve the right to use extraordinary powers (with some truly scummy media support), and then don't use them next time some arseholes set fire to something they don't like, it will end up looking like you approve of those protests, and no 'we condemn the...' statement will convince anyone otherwise.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-60405521
"But of course, some would say that he was right to try to wipe out the Jews, as they proved by being behind the 9/11 attacks. Oh. That's the bell folks, I'll see you tomorrow where we'll be learning about the positives of Slavery. Make sure you bring in your essay on why Ho Chi Minh is your hero, Tim."
Wouldn't that just reduce every history lesson to a timeline?
Er what?
@Queenslander is it me or is this Sydney shark hunt a bit of an over reaction by Aus standards?
I dont get it at all. I know on the Gold Coast they have killed the wrong shark plenty of times.
How could they possibly know it's the right one?
"Well, he looks a wrong'un..."
Fun fact, in the 80's my uncle bagged what was at the time the largest Great White ever recorded and made his fortune from it.
Are they worried the shark has some kinda mad bloodlust now (I mean, it's a shark, what else would it be up to?)
As always, this is the Jaws scenario where the carcass needs to be displayed quickly to keep those summer dollars rolling in.
Your family is fucking mental.
Is this your uncle Lofty?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frank_Mundus
He inspired the movie Jaws and then turned to conservation. What a dude.
Can't be, there's no reference to his nephew Rollercoaster Guy anywhere.
Lofty's uncle the brutal shark murderer.
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