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Thread: Football for the month of February, 2022

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    Try hesgoal.

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    Thank you

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    RL won't be twerking for his useless African midget tonight. This Jap cunt has just opened the way for a steady stream of Jap imports into SPL and possibly English football now. Fs.

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    "And Scotland made their first World Cup in 40 years courtesy of Kensuke Okizaki's first-half hat-trick."

    A brave new future.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Waffdon View Post
    These Japanese lot aren’t half bad for Celtic. Rangers back in the mud
    The J League is a serious league these days unlike the shit house A League.

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    What the fuck are Ekoku and Onuoha doing on this punditry gig? They look and behave like educated people, was Lenny Henry busy or something?

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    Sir Lenny Henry is always busy.

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    The awkward embrace, the mask gesture/look at the camera, 'What's going on?' is pure David Brent.

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    It's reported that Steve Bruce is among the candidates interviewed by West Bromwich Albion for the vacant manager's job at The Hawthorns.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Don View Post
    What the fuck are Ekoku and Onuoha doing on this punditry gig? They look and behave like educated people, was Lenny Henry busy or something?
    Onuoha is genuinely one of the best in the game imo. Talks about the sport like a real person.

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    IIRC he was academically gifted at A-level age. If he works on his over-exaggerated emotional reactions he could have a future on Minstrel of the Day.

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    Nigerian. I bet he hates Micah Richards.

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    He was on Undr The Cosh podcast and said they were practically best mates growing up.

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    https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/60240754

    I think that edges out a cold night in Stoke.

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    Playing in Minnesota at this time of year has to have been a plan to dick with Honduras, whatever the fella says about travel times from Canada.

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    The Berhalter quotes suggest so, although why you'd make special Machiavelian plans to fuck over Honduras I'm not quite sure.

    I was wondering why I'd never heard of Canada's English manager: career path of New Zealand women, Canada women, Canada men probably explains why.

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    He must be a bit annoyed the Sunderland job's come up.

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    Yep, they moved this game and the El Salvador game to northern cities to gain an advantage.

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    Quote Originally Posted by phonics View Post
    Onuoha is genuinely one of the best in the game imo. Talks about the sport like a real person.
    He's been good on Football Weekly a couple times - interesting and has genuinely novel things to add. Initially thought he was a bit up himself, but maybe it's just something about his voice. I like his stories about past games and he pokes fun at himself a fair bit.

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    https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/60240754

    I think that edges out a cold night in Stoke.
    Great quote from Craig Burley: "This is one more piece of the pathetic jigsaw."
    Last edited by Reg; 03-02-2022 at 11:57 AM.

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    Wonder where Goodwillie goes here. I assume there will be some heroic club willing to offer him something in England given Ched Evans was before he was, I think, found innocent but times have changed a fair bit since. Probably needs to go abroad.

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    He can join that lower tier Spanish club who want to gang rape a woman for some team building.

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    She's gone in with a ridiculously pompous statement demanding everyone resign. These people are, rapists aside, the worst.

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    I suggest you all go watch Canada’s opener from last night’s 2-0 win over El Salvador. It truly was bonkers. Mute the horrible Canadian commentary.

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    Dear me.

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    Yeah that's a bit mad.

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    Absolute WORLDIE.

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    And yes, that is nearly 39 year old Atiba Hutchinson busting a gut from holding midfield to get his, er, head on the end of that.

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    Carlos Quieroz is absolutely SEETHING.

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    My Sunday league is a better standard than this, no exaggeration.

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    Senegal will wipe the floor with both these sides. Get your mortgage on it.

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    I love Carlos Queiroz. Top five United signing of the past twenty years.

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    The Egyptian keeper is taped up to high heaven. I doubt he'll be able to move.

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    That slow, ponderous run up is so silly.

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    Cameroon bottling it hard.

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    Salah going last or second last is such small-time mentality.

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    What a shit penalty to end it.

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    The state of that last penalty.


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    What absolutely tragic penalties.

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    That is the new worst penalty ever.

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    That's up there with the worst set of penalties I've ever seen which is some going as an England fan.

    That lad who took the last one wants to just retire from ever shooting again.

    Quote Originally Posted by Luca View Post
    Salah going last or second last is such small-time mentality.
    Hiding at the end, Ronaldo style, hoping that if you have to kick at all it's to get all the glory.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luca View Post
    Salah going last or second last is such small-time mentality.
    It clearly runs against modern stats wankery, which gives it appeal.

    I understand the argument against it, but, when it goes to number 5 and you've got Bukayo Saka as your man of the moment you sort of wish either you had Harry Kane on it or you hadn't made it that far anyway.

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    Where’s the mixer gg video of this shite penalty, Mahow?
    I'm a twit

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    Watch the whole shootout, they were all shite.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Baz View Post
    Where’s the mixer gg video of this shite penalty, Mahow?
    How about ALL the penalties.

    https://mixture.gg/v/61fc2501bad81

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    The king partnership was always going far. God I miss that man so much.

    I'm on for £2k if these cunts go all the way, mon.

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    Nedum's just said 'recency bias' on a live television punditry gig. I'd give him a rimjob

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    That commentator just brought a wave of Nostalgia over me. Was the commentator on the french version of FIFA 2004. Hasn’t changed a beat.

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    As in many Afcons, the two most thumpingly dull sides have got to the final after much entertainment along the way. Salah 1-0 I reckon.

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    Four goals in six games plus two extra times is pretty special, even by Quieroz standards.

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