The Third Half 2022 Awards Ceremony

[Shindig]

That Worst Poster voting.

[Ian]

Bit harsh on RL, second worst. Happy with second to replicate my Super Tournament success but HONOURED to be joint third funniest with my man Spikey.

Mark Noble mate.

I wasn't there LIVE but this appears to have been a top effort, Baz, good man.

[Baz]

For transparency, here's my spreadsheet to how the votes were handled:

https://easyupload.io/omqpb6

[igor_balis]

I can't be the runaway 'Most Overrated' and nowhere in the positive ratings.

I'd say being a point ahead of me, Giggles and Phonics is a good effort mate, well done.

[Ian]

I'd say being a point ahead of me, Giggles and Phonics is a good effort mate, well done.

[Yevrah]

I can't be the runaway 'Most Overrated' and nowhere in the positive ratings.

I mean, the list says otherwise. You could Trump it I guess and refuse to accept the result. Maybe put something in your signature.

[Giggles]

I'd say being a point ahead of me, Giggles and Phonics is a good effort mate, well done.

That’s some fucking trio.

[Giggles]

And not in a good way.

[Shindig]

Lewis is just seething because some farmer's trying to pin another murder on Fred West.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Who gave me a single vote for best and funniest poster? Were you drunk when voting?

[Spikey M]

I didn't think you drank?

[SvN]

Brilliant effort Baz, well done. Really enjoyed that.

[Baz]

When we inevitably do this again in future, are there any extra awards people think should be added?

And any volunteers to present an award?

[SvN]

I think we need less generic awards. Best chimp out and most autistic are the obvious choices.

[Yevrah]

Best post maybe, but only because I'd have won that this year.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I didn't think you drank?

Good to see you're making an early run for second next year.

[SvN]

Best post maybe, but only because I'd have won that this year.

You'd have also been strong a strong contender for both of my suggestions.

[Waffdon]

Baz is GOATED.

[Dark Soldier]

Igor you have a lovely kitchen

[randomlegend]

Who gave me a single vote for best and funniest poster? Were you drunk when voting?

I think I gave you a vote for best.

How did I get second worst over Magic when we got the same votes? Conspiracy.

[Yevrah]

You'd have also been strong a strong contender for both of my suggestions.

Oh I'd have won the chimp out one hands down. Autistic I doubt it, there are stronger contenders and I'm not sure you understand how the traits of that jibe actually work.

[-james-]

I don't think any of the top 3 worst deserve to be there. There aren't any actively shit posters any more really.

[SvN]

Oh I'd have won the chimp out one hands down. Autistic I doubt it, there are stronger contenders and I'm not sure you understand how the traits of that jibe actually work.

Alright, no need to chimp out.

[igor_balis]

Igor you have a lovely kitchen

[Yevrah]

Alright, no need to chimp out.

Just getting in early for next year.

[Giggles]

I was sure Luca was Lofty until he spoke.

[Lewis]

Luca - Arnold Schwarzenegger
Lofty - Danny DeVito

[Spikey M]

I'm happy to get Luca pregnant if needed.

[phonics]

Voting for yourself twice because Baz didn’t recognise my gmail account when tagging me and still coming in 5th. The most improved one warms my cockles tho. Great stuff Baz.

[phonics]

Igor you have a lovely kitchen

I’ve been in it. It’s lovely. I think we had a baccon Sandwich.

[Ian]

Just spotted that Josh got a best poster vote and Greg didn't, so I guess that's them 1-1 after Greg won the InterTTH vote.

Make that one for Tue next awards, Baz.
The decider.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

What if it was Greg who voted for Josh?

Proper MINDGAMES effort.

[Ian]

Then clearly Greg wants the decider to get a chance to beat Josh a security Nd time, so even more reason to do it.

[Pepe]

Yev and Taz are going to be seething.

[Pepe]

That was an incredible effort Baz, you mentalist.

[Luca]

I was sure Luca was Lofty until he spoke.

I’m growing out a hell of a beard these days.

[Dark Soldier]

I’m growing out a hell of a beard these days.

Growing out a hell of a lot by the looks of things ya lovely cunt

[Ian]

Part of me is gutted not to have had my name read out by Big Vince but Luca is probably the bigger deal these days. And Vince wouldn't have called me a Lord Tsar of anything.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Bit disappointed that Russo didn't continue his feud with Lewis though.

[Baz]

Bit disappointed that Russo didn't continue his feud with Lewis though.

I had a 300 word limit cos celebvm and cameo are both dreadful.

[Lewis]

https://www.cameo.com/cristianoronaldoimpersonator

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

https://www.cameo.com/thejohnnydshow

[Luca]

Growing out a hell of a lot by the looks of things ya lovely cunt

Can’t grow into being a fat cunt if I was always a fat cunt.

[John Arne]

Disappointed to have missed this live - when will people think of the Asia audience??

Anyway, I humbly accept the 'Thread of the Year 2022' award. In your face, @Ian

[Kikó]

What a morning treat. Glad I skyplussed it.

[Kikó]

Outstanding effort Baz. Cool to see Pabs after all these years.

Can we start doing lifetime achievement awards and coax some of the other fuckers out? I'd love to see SeniorGuv rating Yev as a 4* poster.

[Spikey M]

Pabs, we know you're lurking to see your reception. Post you cunt.

[AyDee]

Fair play to all involved, that was great.

I was sceptical Yev's sitcom would come off but get that pilot to BBC pronto.

[Kikó]

I'm not sure yev they needs Gervais anymore after Igor's performance.

[Lofty]

That was amazing, fair play Baz. Russo looked a bit like he thought he might get cancelled when he said 'Coronavirus Death Thread'

Mert to present one next year.